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Funny Runs Quotes
Funny Quotes about Runs

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
- the movie Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)

Smartness runs in my family.
When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was
in my class for five years.
- Gracie Allen

Either you run the day or the day runs you.
- Jim Rohn

The World Runs On God's Rules, and On God's Time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Smell the smells, feel the fear,
and smile at the incoherent way
life runs us in circles
while inscribing the real lessons
in a corner of the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball.
Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood
why fans are so obsessed with them.
- Hank Aaron

What is life?
It is the flash of a firefly in the night.
It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime.
It is the little shadow which runs across
the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
- Crowfoot (Blackfoot warrior and orator 1830 - 1890)


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I kept giving up runs.
It was, for sure, a rough road and a very rocky one.
I enjoyed my time there, but not as much as I could
have if I would have pitched well.
- Billy Koch

Basically all the world's computer parts come from
the same supply chain that runs from Korea,
down through coastal China, over to Taiwan,
and down to Malaysia.
- Thomas Friedman

The River of Life flows without emotion.
The River surges. The River quiets.
The River overflows its banks. The River dries to a trickle.
The River swirls and storms. The River becomes calm.
The River runs clear. The River runs dark with silt.
The River is indifferent to what benefit
or what harm is caused by its water.
The River is the River, and that is all there is to it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm a grandmother with dogs and nice friends here in the Rocky mountains.
Ever see the movie A River Runs Through It? That's where I live.
It's beautiful, no two ways about it.
- Margot Kidder

The thing with being on a series that runs that long
is that the writers run out of things to do.
- Ted Shackelford

It would have been a helluva lot more fun if I had
not hit those sixty-one home runs.
- Roger Maris

Reading isn't good for a ballplayer.
Not good for his eyes.
If my eyes went bad even a little bit I couldn't hit home runs.
So I gave up reading.
- Babe Ruth

A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and outpace.
- Ovid

I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white,
will hit more home runs than myself.
Whoever it is, I'd be pulling for him.
- Hank Aaron

Wanting to take a light camera with me when I climb
or do mountain runs has kept me using exclusively 35 mm.
- Galen Rowell

A man in passion rides a horse that runs away with him.
- Thomas Fuller

All the New York City Ballet does is hit beautiful home runs.
- John Guare

I just wanted to keep the game close until we scored some runs.
- Jimmy Haynes

When you're in the middle of a pennant race,
you can't go up there thinking about home runs.
- Sammy Sosa

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
- Casey Stengel

I take little bits and pieces of ideas that I may or
may not believe in but I give them to this character and he runs with them.
I have fun with however he handles the situation.
- Jhonen Vasquez

A person who has not done one half his day's work by ten o clock,
runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.
- Emily Bronte

He who stands aloof runs the risk of believing himself
better than others and misusing his critique of society
as an ideology for his private interest.
- Theodor Adorno

Eventually, all things merge into one,
and a river runs through it.
- Norman Maclean

My stories run up and bite me on the leg -
I respond by writing down everything that goes on during the bite.
When I finish, the idea lets go and runs off.
- Ray Bradbury

Revenge is a kind of wild justice, which the more a man's nature runs to,
the more ought law to weed it out.
- Francis Bacon

He that fights and runs away, May turn and fight another day;
But he that is in battle slain,
Will never rise to fight again.
- Tacitus

Anybody who runs for president in this country and
comes out as strong as the Democrats were about helping
the poor folks and black folks is not going to win.
- Charles Evers

Partial culture runs to the ornate, extreme culture to simplicity.
- Christian Nestell Bovee

Of, course it always cheers a news editor when a story
has what we describe as 'legs' therefore it,
erm, runs.
- Kamal Ahmed

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second.
- Edward Abbey

Life doesn't run away from nobody.
Life runs at people.
- Joe Frazier

Everything runs its course.
We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life.
My kid was getting older, and we were running out of stories to tell.
- Howie Mandel

There's a basic rule which runs through all kinds of music,
kind of an unwritten rule.
I don't know what it is.
But I've got it.
- Ron Wood

Memorizing dialogue has always come easy and quickly to me.
My wife Eileen is also very helpful.
She gives me choices, and asks me questions,
and runs my lines with me.
- Bill Mumy

The person who runs away exposes himself to that very
danger more than a person who sits quietly.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

Read the sacred writings of all the peoples on Earth.
Through all of them runs, like a red thread,
the hidden Science of attaining and maintaining wakefulness.
- Gustave Meyrink

By-and-large, these are families that are just waiting to get out of here.
They are frustrated; I would be, too.
I get frustrated at the cash register counter when the paper runs out.
- Russel Honore

Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit;
like a cunning bloodhound,
it singles out the fattest deer in the flock.
- Francis Beaumont

It doesn't matter how pretty you look it's how many runs you get.
- Steve Waugh

We are also working on the restoration of salmon runs,
and we are doing a new process of mass marking with
these fish so we can tell the wild fish from the hatchery fish.
- Norm Dicks

The road to success runs uphill.
- Willie Davis

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
- Casey Stengel

One of the reasons I think Dark Shadows still runs
is that it's dependent on nothing else other than a story.
- David Selby

In love, the one who runs away is the winner.
- Henri Matisse

A cruel story runs on wheels, and every hand oils the wheels as they run.
- Ouida

When you get on base, holes open up and things happen
and you're able to find a way to score runs.
- Nick Johnson

The runs started in Thailand after the IMF intervened in such a dramatic way.
Then the IMF came to Indonesia.
- Jeffrey Sachs

In my first season I took 76 wickets at an average of less than 5 runs.
- Harold Larwood

Is Walt turning over in his grave? A man named Joe
Roth runs Disney right now-he gave me the go-ahead
and total freedom to do whatever I wanted to do.
- Tim Robbins

After all, every murderer when he kills runs the risk
of the most dreadful of deaths,
whereas those who kill him risk nothing except promotion.
- Albert Camus

We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs,
or a bee makes honey, or a vine bears grapes season
after season without thinking of the grapes it has borne.
- Marcus Aurelius

A soul without reflection, like a pile Without inhabitant,
to ruin runs.
- Edward Young

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs
the risk of looking ridiculous;
anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.
- Vaclav Havel

One of the things the government can't do is run anything.
The only things our government runs are the post office and the railroads,
and both of them are bankrupt.
- Lee Iacocca

There's been a big spur in downtown development with new business,
restaurants and a lot of loft buying.
The buses run, and there's a subway that runs through downtown.
- Michael Ritchie

As life runs on, the road grows strange with faces new -
and near the end.
The milestones into headstones change,
Neath every one a friend.
- James Russell Lowell

The one major disappointment I have is that I didn't
get a hundred against India in India.
I got lots of runs against India in England including
a double hundred I am very proud of.
- David Gower

Well, it really describes what it feels like to be
a normal person whose boss and friend suddenly runs for the president,
and then becomes the president.
- Karen Hughes

Yesterday's home runs don't win today's games.
- Babe Ruth

Yet, that's what studios do.
If one thing works, they'll keep doing it till it runs
its course and people aren't interested anymore.
- Boris Kodjoe

Accordingly, when the supply of gold runs short,
the security behind the notes is diminished,
the loaning of notes is restricted or suspended,
and the panic follows.
- John Buchanan Robinson

Let a joy keep you.
Reach out your hands and take it when it runs by.
- Carl Sandburg

My book is traditional.
It runs counter to the post-modern spirit.
- David Guterson

When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy,
And the dimpling stream runs laughing by;
When the air does laugh with our merry wit,
And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.
- Lord Byron

I identified in a very deep way with the individuals
I was writing about because the theme that runs through
this story is of extraordinary hardship and the will to overcome it.
- Laura Hillenbrand

It's never over.
You don't want to be in the position to be down four
runs in the ninth inning,
but it's not over until the last out.
- Derek Jeter

You hit home runs not by chance but by preparation.
- Roger Maris

The battleline between good and evil runs through the heart of every man.
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn


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