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Funny Rule Quotes
Funny Quotes about Rule

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Majority rule only works if you're also
considering individual rights,
because you can't have five wolves and one sheep
voting on what to have for dinner.
- Larry Flynt

In every society some men are born to rule,
and some to advise.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

In individuals, insanity is rare;
but in groups, parties, nations and epochs,
it is the rule.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror.
As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible disappointment.
- Carl Jung


 

The urge to save humanity is almost always
a false front for the urge to rule.
- H. L. Mencken

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

The God of Children and Fools:
There once was a man way up high,
who sat on his chair in the sky.
he called down to fool us,
and said he would rule us,
until we woke up bye and bye.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite
smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol
before, after and if need be during all meals
and in the intervals between them.
- Winston Churchill

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The high destiny of the individual is to serve rather than to rule.
- Albert Einstein

Life is like music; it must be composed by ear,
feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
- Samuel Butler

"Be like me" is not a Golden Rule.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The tyrant dies and his rule is over,
the martyr dies and his rule begins
- Soren Kierkegaard

Every man who repeats the dogma of Mill that one country
is no fit to rule another country must admit that one
class is not fit to rule another class.
- B. R. Ambedkar

Money is the best rule of commerce.
- William Petty

Each problem that I solved became a rule,
which served afterwards to solve other problems.
- Rene Descartes

Most of the fundamental ideas of science
are essentially simple,
and may, as a rule, be expressed
in a language comprehensible to everyone.
- Albert Einstein

We can let circumstances rule us,
or we can take charge and
rule our lives from within.
- Earl Nightingale

Try, try, try, and keep on trying is the rule that
must be followed to become an expert in anything.
- W. Clement Stone

Make it a rule of life never to regret
and never to look back.
- Katherine Mansfield

The clearest way to show what the rule of law
means to us in everyday life
is to recall what has happened when there is no rule of law.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to
criticize or attack the government of my own country.
I make up for lost time when I come home.
- Winston Churchill

A democracy is nothing more than mob rule,
where fifty-one percent of the people
may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.
- attributed to Thomas Jefferson

There is no rule more invariable than that
we are paid for our suspicions
by finding what we suspect.
- Henry David Thoreau

As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used,
and have failed repeatedly, in real applications.
- Dave Parnas

The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.
- Terry Goodkind

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler.
- Denis Waitley

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India,
history will look upon the act of
depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
- Henry David Thoreau

Hatred does not cease by hatred,
but only by love;
this is the eternal rule.
- The Buddha

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers.
Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
- Elayne Boosler

As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win.
- Bill Williams

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
- George Bernard Shaw

Everyone carries his own inch rule of taste,
and amuse himself by applying it, triumphantly,
wherever he travels.
- Henry B. Adams

As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him,
so I am no less pleased with an old man that has something of the youth.
He that follows this rule may be old in body,
but can never be so in mind.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

The first rule of any technology used in a business
is that automation applied to an efficient operation
will magnify the efficiency.
The second is that automation applied to an inefficient
operation will magnify the inefficiency.
- Bill Gates

Know that the true essence of the Golden Rule
is always being compassionate, kind,
generous, and being in service to others.
Compelling others to behave as you wish
them to behave in the name of the
Golden Rule is a corruption of a sacred principle.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Happiness lies in accepting everyone
in our lives EXACTLY as they are.
We cause ourselves untold misery whenever
we believe others to be imperfect and try to change them.
This is the number one rule for a happy relationship.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The older I get, the more wisdom I find
in the ancient rule of taking first things first.
A process which often reduces
the most complex human problem to a manageable proportion.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

In Nicaragua, liberty, equality and the rule of law
were the stuff of dreams.
But in Paris I discovered the value of those words.
- Bianca Jagger

But the rule seems to be that the bigger and more life-changing the decision,
the less it will seem like a decision at all.
- Hugh Mackay

One must know oneself.
If this does not serve to discover truth,
it at least serves as a rule of life and there is nothing better.
- Blaise Pascal

In the discharge of the duties of this office,
there is one rule of action more important than all others.
It consists in never doing anything that someone else can do for you.
- Calvin Coolidge

If you want a golden rule that will fit everything,
this is it: Have nothing in your houses that you do
not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.
- William Morris

As a rule, one should never place form over content.
- Manuel Puig

The only infallible rule we know is,
that the man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.
- Robert Smith Surtees

I do not, as a rule, do encores.
When I have finished playing, I have indeed finished playing.
I have nothing left; there has been no reserve.
- Bill Dixon

Expedience, not justice, is the rule of contemporary American law.
- Abbie Hoffman

The work to me is everything, and I would throw every
rule overboard and send them to the bottom of the sea tomorrow,
if I felt there were a more excellent way.
- Thomas John Barnardo

The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning,
after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.
- Anita Brookner

I take it to be a principle rule of life,
not to be too much addicted to any one thing.
- Terence

Nature provides exceptions to every rule.
- Margaret Fuller

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
- James Thurber

Don't rule out working with your hands.
It does not preclude using your head.
- Andy Rooney

The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
- Harper Lee

I think Democrats often hold the unconstrained vision,
and Republicans focus more on the Rule of Law.
- John Fund

In cases where every thing is understood,
and measured, and reduced to rule, love is out of the question.
- William Godwin

The armies, the difference of all of those armies that
had been fighting each other and the Taliban took advantage
of that to rule over the whole country.
- Bulent Ecevit

The mercury rule writers also ignored mercury's special qualities.
- Tom Allen

Judges rule on the basis of law, not public opinion,
and they should be totally indifferent to pressures of the times.
- Warren E. Burger

I believe in the Golden Rule.
I believe in practicing it.
- Loretta Young

A rule I have had for years is: to treat the Lord Jesus
Christ as a personal friend.
His is not a creed, a mere doctrine,
but it is He Himself we have.
- Dwight L. Moody

Massachusetts women as a rule adhere too strongly to old-time conventions.
- Julia Ward Howe

First rule of politics: you can't win unless you're on the ballot.
Second rule: If you run, you may lose.
And, if you tie, you do not win.
- Donald Rumsfeld

The new rule says that the FBI has the right to go
to public places on the same terms and conditions as
other members of the public for counter-terrorism purposes.
- John Ashcroft

May none but honest and wise men ever rule under this roof.
- David McCullough

Where women are concerned, the rule is never to go
out with anyone better dressed than you.
- John Malkovich

There is one rule for the industrialist and that is:
Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible,
paying the highest wages possible.
- Henry Ford

The numbers may be said to rule the whole world of quantity,
and the four rules of arithmetic may be regarded as
the complete equipment of the mathematician.
- James C. Maxwell

You can only govern men by serving them.
The rule is without exception.
- Victor Kiam

To keep the Golden Rule we must put ourselves in other people's places,
but to do that consists in and depends upon picturing
ourselves in their places.
- Harry Emerson Fosdick


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