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Funny Rock Quotes
Funny Quotes about Rock

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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers

There are only three things women need in life:
food,
water, and compliments.
- Chris Rock

We're more popular than Jesus now;
I don't know which will go first, rock 'n' roll or Christianity.
- John Lennon

I don't know which will go first - rock 'n' roll or Christianity.
- John Lennon


 

Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink.
I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right.
We're more popular than Jesus now;
I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.
- John Lennon

In matters of style, swim with the current;
in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
- Thomas Jefferson

The only rock I know that stays steady,
the only institution I know that works,
is the family.
- Lee Iacocca


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The River of Life knows no obstacles.
The River can cut through solid rock - in its own time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The way lies in softness and patience,
as the softest water cuts through the hardest rock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As a rock star, I have two instincts,
I want to have fun, and I want to change the world.
I have a chance to do both.
- Bono

My father, he was like the rock, the guy you went to with every problem.
- Gwyneth Paltrow

My mom is definitely my rock.
- Alicia Keys

A true friend is a rock upon whom you can depend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock,
the stream always wins -
not through strength but by perseverance.
- The Buddha

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it,
bearing within him the image of a cathedral.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The River of Life can cut through solid rock - in its own time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
- Chris Rock

Being a father helps me be more responsible...
you see more things than you've ever seen.
- Kid Rock

I am happy to make money.
I want to make more money, make more music,
eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers.
- Kid Rock

The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer;
my God, my strength, in whom I will trust.
- Psalm 18:2

You know, a lot of people are just interested in,
in building a company so they can make money and get out.
- Arthur Rock

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
- Tre Cool

How gently rock yon poplars high Against the reach
of primrose sky With heaven's pale candles stored.
- Jean Ingelow

Why there aren't people out there willing to have fun playing rock 'n' roll.
I just don't get it.
- Joan Jett

A rock'n'roll band needs to be able to get under people's skin.
You should be able to clear the room at the drop of a hat.
- Paul Westerberg

I have never felt in tune with the whole rock industry.
- Robert Wyatt

I have very eclectic taste in music,
but when it comes to going to concerts,
I like going to rock concerts.
- Fran Drescher

You know, with bands like Kiss back out on the road
and Aerosmith coming out,
we are going to be a band like that,
in the sense that it's a big rock band.
- Steve Brown

In Ireland, it's been like U2 and The Cranberries,
which is rock, but you know they're Irish.
- Caroline Corr

Kill Rock Stars allowed me to put out a real genuine rock 'n' roll record.
- Ronnie Spector

If you truly dig what you are doing,
if you lay it out that way,
nobody can not respond.
That's what rock and roll is; it's relentless.
- Cass Elliot

What you're looking at there is my arm,
going into the rock...
and there it is - stuck.
It's been without circulation for 24 hours.
It's pretty well gone.
- Aron Ralston

I like there to be some testosterone in rock,
and it's like I'm the one in the dress who has to provide it.
- Courtney Love

Today is a great day, not only of healing and reconciliation,
but also coming together.
I'm so glad the whole Little Rock Nine was alive and here to see this.
- Winthrop Rockefeller

I'm a big rock star, I got a beautiful girl,
and they still call me a fag.
Its' like high school never ends - the jocks are always on top.
- Jonathan Davis

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star.
- Elton John

I think there is always room for a timeless sounding rock band like us.
- Steve Brown

People feel they have to live that stereotypical lifestyle
in order to be a rock star.
You don't have to shoot heroin and act a certain way
to be a rock and roll musician.
- Lenny Kravitz

It's sort of what jazz would be if it stopped being
snobby and what rock would be if it stopped being stupid.
- Andy Partridge

I always want to rock.
- Ron Wood

If Mozart were around now he would write a killer rock song.
- Vanessa Carlton

O Death, rock me asleep, bring me to quiet rest,
let pass my weary guiltless ghost out of my careful breast.
- Anne Boleyn

Mick Jagger can't even make a successful solo album,
and the Stones are the biggest rock group that ever was.
- Don Henley

I'm John Lee Hooker in the sense that he was a blues
man and he played blues his whole life.
I'm a rock guy and I'm going to play rock music my whole life.
- Sammy Hagar

I was the first person to have a punk rock hairstyle.
- Vivienne Westwood

I was playing in other rock bands.
Any of those bands didn't last long.
- Ikue Mori

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.
- Bill Copeland

These days, rock 'n' roll is much more about rock than about roll.
I don't do rock.
But I'm interested in that roll part,
because that's the funny little bit that makes it hip.
- Nick Lowe

Rock isn't art, it's the way ordinary people talk.
- Billy Idol

The reason it has lasted for 30 years is for one reason and one reason only:
Classic Rock radio.
- George Thorogood

It's a terrible thing to go through life thinking that
you have a rock on your side when you haven't.
- Maria Callas

Most rock journalism is people who can't write,
interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.
- Frank Zappa

Country music is completely punk-rock.
It's the original punk-rock.
- Neko Case

I guess the line between being paranoid and being a
rock star is smaller than one would expect.
- Brian Molko

My God is rock'n'roll.
- Lou Reed

Rock's so good to me.
Rock is my child and my grandfather.
- Chuck Berry

I tend to fall for the archetypal, talented,
charismatic rock boy.
- Juliana Hatfield

The rock star stuff never came up for us.
The Band was never attacked by groupies before,
during or after any show that we ever played.
- Levon Helm

I've made three studio albums and one live one with my brother.
It's melodic singer-songwriter acoustic-rock music.
- Kevin Bacon

I'm more like an animalistic rock chick.
- Taryn Manning

So you know, my plan was that I was going to make records,
and be a rock star.
And that's really what I wanted to do.
And I sang from the time I was very young.
- Katey Sagal

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.
- David Lee Roth

Rock and rollers can get you the youth buzz,
and younger people are fanatical readers.
- James Ellroy

It was the early days of Rock 'n' Roll in this country.
We were all struggling to learn music,
it might be Country, Jazz, Classical,
Blues or even Rock 'n' Roll.
- Jim Sullivan

Rock Hudson was not an educated man,
but that very beautiful body of his was putty in my hands.
- Douglas Sirk

I don't care what anybody says about Ringo.
I cut my rock-n-roll teeth listening to him.
- Don Henley

Punk rock really influenced me, the basic metal bands,
Zeppelin, Stones and Floyd, and Southern rock bands.
I think I was pretty well-rounded.
- Al Jourgensen

Rock and menopause do not mix.
It is not good, it sucks and every day I fight it to the death,
or, at the very least, not let it take me over.
- Stevie Nicks

We've got great fans that rock and roll won't have,
because you can have a one-hit record and country music used to,
not so much anymore and you have a fan forever.
- Tanya Tucker

I think it had something to do with my love of music,
especially rock music.
- Gary Cole

Unfortunately or fortunately, in order to become acquainted
with the idiom of country or rock music,
it is necessary to occasionally play in a bar.
Bars are a rehearsal place.
- Garth Hudson


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