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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers.
This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated
thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
- Albert Einstein
Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall 
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
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The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II
Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
- the movie Tangled (2010)
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country
are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
- George Burns
Fear of death ... That's funny. I have that too.
My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.
- the movie Anything Else (2003)
Serious illness doesn't bother me for long
because I am too inhospitable a host.
- Albert Schweitzer
One great thing about getting old is that
you can get out of all sorts of social obligations
just by saying you're too tired.
- George Carlin
Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek
It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda
Too clever is dumb.
- Ogden Nash
A man can't be too careful in the choice of enemies.
- Oscar Wilde
Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
- Anonymous
You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Rules are mostly made to be broken
and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.
- Douglas MacArthur
Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
- Voltaire
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers
Life is far too important a thing
ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde
Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The claim "I was only following orders" has been used
to justify too many tragedies in our history.
- Captain Picard of the television series
STAR TREK: The Next Generation
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
- Oscar Wilde
The trouble with the world is not
that people know too little,
but that they know so many things that ain't so.
- Mark Twain
I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack
that life is extinct on other planets
because their scientists were more advanced than ours.
- John F. Kennedy
I do not believe in using women in combat,
because females are too fierce.
- Margaret Mead
It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra
Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard
I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde
A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard
One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion
without the discomfort of thought.
- John F. Kennedy
Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous
You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis
Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis
Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
- Harry S. Truman
This too, shall pass.
- Bible
Genius always finds itself a century too early.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is a mistake to look too far ahead.
Only one link in the chain of destiny
can be handled at a time.
- Winston Churchill
We are afraid to care too much, for fear
that the other person does not care at all.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
We have nearly complete misunderstanding between
people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon,
and that's probably one reason why we get along so very well.
It's when you are trying to convince another person to think
the same way that you do that there is
friction and trouble between people.
But when you feel that the other person is
dumber than dirt, too dumb for words -
why waste your breath - you get along pretty well.
There's no bond between people that's quite so strong as
when people each feel slightly superior towards the other one.
- Garrison Keillor
In the long history of humankind (and animal-kind, too)
those who learned to collaborate and
improvise most effectively have prevailed.
- Charles Darwin
The chains of habit are too weak to be felt
until they are too strong to be broken.
- Samuel Johnson
No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry
A man too busy to take care of his health is like
a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.
- Spanish Proverb
I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Life is too short, time is too precious,
and the stakes are too high
to dwell on what might have been.
- Hilary Clinton
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
- Alfred Adler
It is never too late to give up our prejudices.
- Henry David Thoreau
So long as you have courage and a sense of humor,
it is never too late to start life afresh.
- Freeman Dyson
Friends love misery, in fact.
Sometimes, especially if we are too lucky
or too successful or too pretty,
our misery is the only thing that endears us to our friends.
- Erica Jong
Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it?
If not, we should be sincere enough to admit
that we love evil too well to give it up.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
I would rather be exposed to
the inconveniences attending too much liberty
than those attending too small a degree of it.
- Thomas Jefferson
Many a man fails as an original thinker
simply because his memory is too good.
- Nietzsche
Success usually comes to those
who are too busy to be looking for it.
- Henry David Thoreau
In business or in life, don't follow the wagon tracks too closely.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
When you are right you cannot be too radical;
when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
You cannot do a kindness too soon,
for you never know how soon it will be too late.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
During life, none of us is 100% open to Spirit -
we have too much ego to do that.
Only at death do we give up our ego and completely open to Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When life is too easy for us, we must beware
or we may not be ready to meet the blows
which sooner or later come to everyone, rich or poor.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
I am mortified to be told that, in the United States of America,
the sale of a book can become a subject of inquiry,
and of criminal inquiry too.
- Thomas Jefferson
It is never too late to become what you might have been.
- George Eliot
Any man who reads too much
and uses his own brain too little
falls into lazy habits of thinking.
- Albert Einstein
Too many people overvalue what they are not,
and undervalue what they are.
- Malcolm S. Forbes
Every actual State is corrupt.
Good men must not obey laws too well.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
We never repent of having eaten too little.
- Thomas Jefferson
He who is too busy doing good
finds no time to be good.
- Rabindranath Tagore
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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