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Passion rebuilds the world for the youth.
It makes all things alive and significant.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice,
I would have English Channels round every country.
And the atmosphere would be such that
anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.
- Winston Churchill
Before the throne of the Almighty,
man will be judged not by his acts but by his intentions.
For God alone reads our hearts.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Part of me suspects that I'm a loser,
and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.
- John Lennon
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One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.
- Winston Churchill
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before marriage and after marriage.
- Anonymous
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50,
and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
- Frank Lloyd Wright
Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off
until the day after tomorrow what should
have been done the day before yesterday.
- Napoleon Hill
Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
- Benjamin Franklin
I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain
Praying is important when you wake up
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
Always speak the truth,
think before you speak,
and write it down afterwards.
- Lewis Carroll
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
- Mel Brooks
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband
a month before she marries him
and what she thinks of him a year afterward,
and you will have the truth about him.
- H. L. Mencken
Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns
to be amused rather than shocked.
- Pearl S. Buck
What lies behind us and what lies before us
are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite
smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol
before, after and if need be during all meals
and in the intervals between them.
- Winston Churchill
We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned,
so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
The old skin has to be shed before the new one can come.
- Joseph Campbell
There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather
In case you failed to notice,
in case you failed to see,
this is my heart,
bleeding before you,
this is me down on my knees.
- Jewel
My Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you
before you can move on.
- the movie Forrest Gump
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.
- Marilyn Monroe
We all have our thorns. We, and Life, have our moments.
Life occurs before our morning coffee.
Life occurs in our bathrobe with our hair uncombed.
Bless and give thanks for All of Life - the bloom and the thorns.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Don't be dismayed by good-byes.
A farewell is necessary before you can meet again.
- Richard Bach
Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone
what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
There is no easy walk to freedom anywhere,
and many of us will have to pass
through the valley of the shadow of death
again and again before we reach
the mountaintop of our desires.
- Nelson Mandela
Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
We must be our own before we can be another's.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
- William Shakespeare
Before moving on, you have to clear away your cherished beliefs.
- Dick Raymond
True friendship is a plant of slow growth,
and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity
before it is entitled to the appellation.
- George Washington
Who were you before you put yourself last.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Before you criticize a man,
walk a mile in his shoes.
- Anonymous
Never put passion before principle.
Even if win, you lose.
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid 2
Every known fact in natural science was divined
by the presentiment of somebody,
before it was actually verified.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Healing does not mean going back to the way things were before,
but rather allowing what is now to move us closer to God.
- Ram Dass
I tried to remember how to exhale.
I had to look away before it came back to me.
- Bella, from Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer
I like the silent church before the service begins,
better than any preaching.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Thanks to television, for the first time
the young are seeing history made
before it is censored by their elders.
- Margaret Mead
The world will persist in exhibiting before you
what you persist in affirming the world is.
- Emma Curtis Hopkins
The language of excitement is at best picturesque merely.
You must be calm before you can utter oracles.
- Henry David Thoreau
Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory.
Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.
- Sun Tzu
The challenge before us is to savor the unknown
and delight in the taste of possibility.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Grace isn't just a little prayer
you say before receiving a meal.
It's a way to live.
- Jackie Windspear
Republicans are for both the man and the dollar,
but in case of conflict the man before the dollar.
- Abraham Lincoln
Habits age men before their time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I did not wish to take a cabin passage,
but rather to go before the mast
and on the deck of the world,
for there I could best see
the moonlight amid the mountains.
I do not wish to go below now.
- Henry David Thoreau
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
- Albert Einstein
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
From far beyond this life,
I hear the call.
From place beyond all place,
I feel the call.
From time before all time,
I know the call.
From one before all ones,
I am the call.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Anger is a killing thing:
it kills the man who angers,
for each rage leaves him less than he had been before -
it takes something from him.
- Louis L'Amour
A man who suffers before it is necessary,
suffers more than is necessary.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
It is a mark of soulfulness to be present in the here and now.
When we are present, we are not fabricating inner movies.
We are seeing what is before us.
- John Bradshaw
Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman,
before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.
- John Quincy Adams
If I read a book that impresses me,
I have to take myself firmly in hand
before I mix with other people;
otherwise they would think my mind rather queer.
- Anne Frank
A friend is one before whom I can think aloud.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The golden age is before us, not behind us.
- William Shakespeare
Each day, I am healthier, younger,
stronger, more comfortable,
and more joyful than the day before.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A great part of courage is the courage
of having done the thing before.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
We do not always see what is before our face -
sometimes we see what we hope to see,
or fear we will see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Follow your bliss and doors will open
where there were no doors before.
- Joseph Campbell
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
- Vince Lombardi
Love comes to those who still hope
even though they've been disappointed,
to those who still believe
even though they've been betrayed,
to those who still love
even though they've been hurt before.
- Anonymous
When angry, count to ten before you speak.
If very angry, count to one hundred.
- Thomas Jefferson
Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness
of the woods before sunrise.
- George Washington Carver
Mankind must put an end to war
before war puts an end to mankind.
- John F. Kennedy
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
- Ethel Barrymore
There should be an honest attempt at the reconciliation
of differences before resorting to combat.
- Jimmy Carter
True love means putting the other person before yourself,
and honoring the relationship above all.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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