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In order to rally people, governments need enemies...
if they do not have a real enemy, they will invent
one in order to mobilize us.
- Nhat Hanh

One disco, one soft ball game, one lost love,
one gay pride rally at a time.
- Jasmine Guy

Always there has been some terrible evil at home or
some monstrous foreign power that was going to gobble
us up if we did not blindly rally behind it.
- Douglas MacArthur

I love the feel of hitting the ball hard,
the pleasure of a rally.
It is these things that make tennis the delightful game that it is.
- Helen Wills Moody


 

When I die, I don't want my demise to be used as a political rally,
and that's what happened yesterday.
- Bill O'Reilly

Cindy Sheehan is a clown.
There is no real antiwar movement.
No serious politician, with anything to do with anything,
would show his face at an antiwar rally.
- Karl Rove

Let it be borne on the flag under which we rally in every exigency,
that we have one country, one constitution,
one destiny.
- Daniel Webster


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I didn't want to just rally at the baseline,
even though that happened a lot.
- Tracy Austin

Slogans rarely convince the unconvinced.
However, they do rally the troops already on your side.
- John McCarthy

The greater part of humanity is too much harassed and
fatigued by the struggle with want,
to rally itself for a new and sterner struggle with error.
- Friedrich Schiller

I once witnessed more ardent emotions between men at
an Elks' Rally in Pasadena than they could ever have
felt for the type of woman available to an Elk.
- Anita Loos

There is always strength in numbers.
The more individuals or organizations that you can rally to your cause,
the better.
- Mark Shields

Gather in your resources, rally all your faculties,
marshal all your energies, focus all your capacities
upon mastery of at least one field of endeavor.
- John Haggai

I think there are other issues that the Democrats could
use to rally evangelicals.
There are a lot of us, for instance,
who believe that the Bible calls us to be environmentally responsible.
- Tony Campolo

The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty,
democracy, and justice.
It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we
approach our nation's birthday,
and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in Iraq's battlefields.
- Joe Barton

When you become part of something, in some way you count.
It could be a march; it could be a rally,
even a brief one.
You're part of something, and you suddenly realize you count.
To count is very important.
- Studs Terkel

What We want is to make it possible for our unfortunate
people to live a life of industry for it is by steady
work alone that we hope for our physical and moral rehabilitation.
For this reason above all we have undertaken to rally
our people around our ideal.
- Theodor Herzl

We have the best driver in the world in drifting and
best guy in rally racing and stuff like that.
So obviously there's a lot of stuff that I didn't do,
but there's a lot of really incredible things that
I don't think we've ever seen an actor do.
- Sean William Scott

Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.
- Ted Rall

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.
- Ted Rall

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated.
I was still personally involved in things in the 90s.
- Ted Rall

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their
eyes are recessed on their head.
When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression.
- Ted Rall

When you do a cartoon based on news headlines,
you do it based on incomplete information.
- Ted Rall

I think Maus I is better than Maus II.
The standard here is whether or not it's as good as
a great book of prose literature and by that standard,
no, it's not that great.
- Ted Rall

I'm a better polemicist in prose.
- Ted Rall

Most people don't know how to tell stories.
- Ted Rall

Anyone should be able to read comics.
- Ted Rall

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous
sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.
- Ted Rall

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it.
It's not for me.
- Ted Rall

But now that I'm cartooning full-time,
I'm more of an observer.
I'm talking to people who are experiencing these things.
But it's not like being in the trenches.
- Ted Rall

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.
- Ted Rall

Even though I'm a leftist.
I think the left eats its own.
- Ted Rall

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor.
You get points for just being liberal.
You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.
- Ted Rall

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because
so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful.
- Ted Rall

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.
- Ted Rall

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost
is saying the boss is a moron.
- Ted Rall

When I put together a graphic novel,
I don't think about literary prose.
I think about storytelling.
- Ted Rall

Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left
the country in the hands of warlords and an impotent
Northern Alliance puppet regime that runs Kabul and nothing else.
- Ted Rall

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie,
unless I'm doing a parody.
- Ted Rall

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk
into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you,
but they've taped one of your pieces up.
- Ted Rall

If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go
before I can write a good graphic novel.
- Ted Rall

I think we're the first generation to successfully
integrate American society.
- Ted Rall

Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well.
I rely on my notes more and I use direct quotes.
But there's nothing like writing about it right away.
- Ted Rall

At this point, American workers are pretty respectful
of the bosses they loathe.
- Ted Rall

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.
- Ted Rall

I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.
- Ted Rall

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan
say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to
$10 billion over 5 to 10 years,
coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers
to keep the peace throughout the country.
- Ted Rall

Comics are too big.
You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better than another.
You can say so subjectively.
But to say it like it's objective is wrong.
It's wrong morally, because it cuts out stuff that's good.
- Ted Rall

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting
of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists.
He sought me out because he was a fan.
I was thinking he had confused me with someone else.
- Ted Rall

Feminism - the word - can give us a handle,
a rallying point, a common ground, and help us build a bridge.
Why not claim the gift of the word as a place to begin?
- Betty Buckley

What we're seeing early on is Democrats rallying around Al Gore,
Republicans rallying around George Bush and the difficulty
of anybody else to get any room in the race.
- Stuart Rothenberg

There is no real justification for a requirement that
a budget of any sort should be balanced,
except as a rallying point for those who seek to hamstring government.
- William Vickrey

But I could also start F1 or rallying.
I love rallying much more.
- Valentino Rossi

'Never again' is the rallying cry for all who believe
that mankind must speak out against genocide.
- Jon Corzine

My command, less than ten thousand, had found the battle
on the Plank road in retreat,
little less than a panic.
In a few hours we changed defeat to victory,
the broken divisions of the Third Corps rallying in their rear.
- James Longstreet

My aggression out there is my weapon.
I think it's more letting them know that I'm not going
to let them get away with something,
and I'm not just going to kind of poke it back and
be content to stay in rallies.
- Andy Roddick

In fact, I really didn't get enthused about his Secretary
of State race until I attended a couple of his rallies
and found out there were a bunch of young folks that
there were a bunch of young folks that he had been
able to recruit on his own.
- Birch Bayh

I did many interviews, and went out and talked to many
people and went to rallies.
It was the same thing with menopause.
I traveled around the country on talk shows and talking to women about.
- Cybill Shepherd

Balls should be good for at least six sets,
and for more for the average player.
But if the rallies are long, they do not last as long as this.
There is a fuzz on the surface that wears off on the hard court.
- Helen Wills Moody

Yet what you need is not marches, demonstrations,
rallies or wide associations, all of them are important.
What you need is direct action.
The sooner people understand that, the sooner we'll begin to change things.
- Arthur Scargill

Anyway, our family went into complete crisis mode.
I have two older brothers, and we rallied as a family.
- Kathy Mattea

When Jefferson and the Republicans rallied to the Union
and to the existing Federalist organization,
the fabric of traditional American democracy was almost completely woven.
- Herbert Croly

President Bush's emergency declaration for the State
of Texas is great news for the people and communities
that have experienced the devastating wildfires firsthand.
Already, communities have rallied to help neighbors in need.
- Randy Neugebauer

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

The third certainty of life, after death and taxes,
is that nothing will work out the way you want.
Life is fully as bad as you think it is.
Choose to live joyfully anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy

Life will not meet your expectations -
choose joy anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life just happens - enjoy it anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Feel the fear and do it anyway.
- Susan Jeffers

Life is all a game anyway, so just change the rules.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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