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Funny Rain Quotes
Funny Quotes about Rain

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Give thanks for the rain in your life
which waters the flowers of your soul.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
- Mae West

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
It's about learning to Dance in the Rain.
- Vivian Greene PHOTO

Clouds come floating into my life,
no longer to carry rain or usher storm,
but to add color to my sunset sky.
- Rabindranath Tagore


 

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
- William Shakespeare

Give thanks for the rainbows, for the butterflies,
for all God's creatures - large and small,
for the bright blue sky and the soft fog and the gentle rain,
for the tree veiled in the season's first frost,
for the baby's laugh, for the touch of a hand
and the whispered "I love you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Life is full of beauty. Notice it.
Notice the bumble bee, the small child,
and the smiling faces.
Smell the rain, and feel the wind.
Live your life to the fullest potential,
and fight for your dreams.
- Ashley Smith

I love the rain - it washes memories
off the sidewalk of life.
- the movie Play It Again, Sam

I always like walking in the rain,
so no one can see me crying.
- Charlie Chaplin

THE fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
- Carl Sandburg

Let the rain kiss you.
Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops.
Let the rain sing you a lullaby.
- Langston Hughes

There's always a period of curious fear between the
first sweet-smelling breeze and the time when the rain comes cracking down.
- Don DeLillo

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth,
the air and you.
- Langston Hughes

The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head,
and knows not that it brings abundance
to drive away the hunger.
- Saint Basil

I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
- Anonymous

Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing,
wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating;
there is really no such thing as bad weather,
only different kinds of good weather.
- John Ruskin

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
- Roger Miller

Tears of joy are like the summer rain drops pierced by sunbeams.
- Hosea Ballou

Our "Rainbows and Butterflies" are the small miracles of our life -
the little things that are so easy to overlook,
yet so awe inspiring when we take a moment
to notice and to pay attention.
Give thanks for the rainbows, for the butterflies,
for all God's creatures - large and small,
for the bright blue sky and the soft fog and the gentle rain,
for the tree veiled in the season's first frost,
for the baby's laugh,
for the touch of a hand and the whispered "I love you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The quality of mercy is not strained.
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest:
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.
- William Shakespeare

It will never rain roses: when we want to have more
roses we must plant more trees.
- George Eliot

May the road rise up to meet you,
may the wind be ever at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face
and the rain fall softly on your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
- Irish Blessing

The Eye-of-the-Storm.
Surrounded by the winds and the rain,
yet peaceful in its own unworldly way -
an unnatural ruddy-cloudy misty-bright kind of way.
Whatever comes next, the eye of the storm is
a moment of serenity among the challenge -
a time for repose and contemplation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There's a big difference between a handout and a helping hand.
One's charity, the other's friendship.
- Little Joe' Cartwright in Bonanza - Rain from Heaven

There are three things you can do in a baseball game.
You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
- Casey Stengel

The drops of rain make a hole in the stone,
not by violence, but by oft falling.
- Lucretius

The best time to listen to a politician is when he's
on a stump on a street corner in the rain late at night when he's exhausted.
Then he doesn't lie.
- Theodore White

Vexed sailors cursed the rain, for which poor shepherds prayed in vain.
- Edmund Waller

I grew up in this town, my poetry was born between the hill and the river,
it took its voice from the rain, and like the timber,
it steeped itself in the forests.
- Pablo Neruda

Healing rain is a real touch from God.
It could be physical healing or emotional or whatever.
- Michael W. Smith

Let us keep the dance of rain our fathers kept and
tread our dreams beneath the jungle sky.
- Arna Bontemps

I'm watching the Weather Channel more than I've ever watched it.
I'm scared to death it's going to rain.
- John Elway

That includes not cutting down the rain forest,
and stop polluting the ocean because once we kill the
coral reefs and the rain forest,
this earth is toast.
- Michael Berryman

We are insisting and we will continue to insist that
this faith of the church must continue to be upheld come rain,
come fire.
That is our position.
- Peter Akinola

I grew up with the classics.
My mom and I would sit and watch "Singin' in the Rain" and "White Christmas" -
those kind of movies.
- Lucas Grabeel

I don't believe in pessimism.
If something doesn't come up the way you want,
forge ahead.
If you think it's going to rain, it will.
- Clint Eastwood

No person has the right to rain on your dreams.
- Marian Wright Edelman

Tears fall in my heart like the rain on the town.
- Paul Verlaine

My father was in the civil service.
I can remember standing in a bus shelter in the pouring rain,
and that we were allowed candy floss at the end of
the holiday if we had behaved.
- Honor Blackman

Others live on in a careless and lukewarm state -
not appearing to fill Longfellow's measure:
'Into each life,
some rain must fall.'
- Mary Todd Lincoln

I am like Howard Beale.
When he came out of the rain and he was like,
none of this makes any sense.
I am that guy.
- Glenn Beck

When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped
outside and felt the wind and rain in my face,
I knew I had an excellent chance to win if I just took
my time and trusted myself.
- Tom Kite

In London, the weather would affect me negatively.
I react strongly to light.
If it is cloudy and raining, there are clouds and rain in my soul.
- Jerzy Kosinski

He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that,
in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella
over a duck in a shower of rain.
- Douglas William Jerrold

I like rain, actually.
- Bill Rodgers

The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries
and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.
- Colin Wilson

You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow.
Tomorrow it may rain.
- Leo Durocher

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in
fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
- Robert Frost

There was no money in the sport but we'd be out there day in,
day out, rain or shine, doing it.
- Linford Christie

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop,
who are we to say it shouldn't rain?
- Tom Barrett

I believe in running through the rain and crashing
into the person you love and having your lips bleed on each other.
- Billy Bob Thornton

I have played in rain before.
I have played in wind before.
I have played in cold before, but not all put together.
They were the hardest conditions I ever played in.
- Michelle Wie

Still falls the rain - dark as the world of man,
black as our loss - blind as the nineteen hundred and
forty nails upon the Cross.
- Edith Sitwell

It always rains on tents.
Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles,
against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
- Dave Barry

We return thanks to our mother,
the earth, which sustains us.
We return thanks to the rivers and streams
which supply us with water.
We return thanks to all herbs, which furnish medicines
for the cure of our diseases.
We return thanks to the corn, and to her sisters,
the beans and squashes, which give us life.
We return thanks to the bushes and trees,
which provide us with fruit.
We return thanks to the wind,
which, moving the air, has banished diseases.
We return thanks to the moon and the stars,
which have given us their light when the sun was gone.
We return thanks to our grandfather He-no,
that he has protected his grandchildren from witches and reptiles,
and has given us his rain.
We return thanks to the sun,
that he has looked upon the earth with a beneficent eye.
Lastly, we return thanks to the Great Spirit,
in whom is embodied all goodness,
and who directs all things for the good of his children.
- Iroquois traditional

The 1927 Wimbledon finals were almost put off because of the rain,
which threatened every moment.
- Helen Wills Moody

I mean, it's been quite busy, especially with the rain
delay the first few days,
and then having to play the late evenings,
waiting here every day.
It's been kind of difficult.
- Daniela Hantuchova

Rain is also very difficult to film,
particularly in Ireland because it's quite fine,
so fine that the Irish don't even acknowledge that it exists.
- Alan Parker

A wind has blown the rain away and blown the sky away and all the leaves away,
and the trees stand.
I think, I too, have known autumn too long.
- e. e. cummings

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.
I can see all obstacles in my way.
- Johnny Nash

Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans,
and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing,
I can stand in the rain.
- Bobby Darin

I'd like to be able to use Storm's powers for good,
like have it rain more in Southern California.
We could do with it.
- Halle Berry

I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee
and talking about how much rain we need.
- Thomas Haden Church

I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain;
What a wonderful feeling,
I'm happy again.
- Arthur Freed

I give you this one thought to keep -
I am with you still - I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sunlight on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am the sweet uplifting rush,
of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft starts that shine at night.
Do not think of me as gone -
I am with you still in each new dawn.
- Traditional Native American Prayer

The rain began again.
It fell heavily, easily, with no meaning or intention
but the fulfillment of its own nature,
which was to fall and fall.
- Helen Garner

It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality.
It's like disapproving of rain.
- Francis Maude

Saying sulfates do not cause acid rain is the same
as saying that smoking does not cause lung cancer.
- Drew Lewis

The world goes up and the world goes down,
the sunshine follows the rain; and yesterday's sneer
and yesterday's frown can never come over again.
- Charles Kingsley


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