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Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe,
our class, and our nation;
and this means we must develop a world perspective.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The end of the human race will be that
it will eventually die of civilization.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I will far rather see the race of man extinct
than that we should become less than beasts
by making the noblest of God's creation,
woman, the object of our lust.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

New York City is a great monument
to the power of money and greed...
a race for rent.
- Frank Lloyd Wright


 

Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval -
a thing which, to the general run of the human race,
is more dreaded than wolves and death.
- Mark Twain

NO ONE is really different;
each of us is actually a member of the human race.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One's friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human.
- George Santayana


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Keep moving. Don't stop. But don't rush.
Don't race around.
Sure and steady gets you there every time.
- Neale Donald Walsch

It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe
that had the lion's heart.
I had the luck to be called upon to give the roar.
- Winston Churchill

The human race has one really effective weapon,
and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain

Life is a journey. It is not a race to test
who can finish first or who can end up with the most loot.
Rather, life is best enjoyed as a meander -
watching the view to left and right - above and below -
as the days slowly move past in dress review.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If the human race wishes to have a
prolonged and indefinite period of material prosperity,
they have only got to behave in a
peaceful and helpful way toward one another.
- Winston Churchill

No one has been barred on account of his race
from fighting or dying for America,
there are no white or colored signs
on the foxholes or graveyards of battle.
- John F. Kennedy

And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual,
it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival
of the fittest in every department.
- Andrew Carnegie

Gentleness, self-sacrifice and generosity
are the exclusive possession of no one race or religion.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.
- Jeff Gordon

If you go on with this nuclear arms race,
all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
- Winston Churchill

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after the other.
- Walter Elliot

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race.
- Honore de Balzac

Slow but steady wins the race.
- Anonymous

We peruse one ideal, that of bringing people together in peace,
irrespective of race, religion and political convictions,
for the benefit of mankind.
- Juan Antonio Samaranch

In order to get beyond racism, we must first take account of race.
There is no other way.
And in order to treat some persons equally,
we must treat them differently.
- Harry A. Blackmun

The human race's prospects of survival were considerably
better when we were defenceless against tigers than
they are today when we have become defenceless against ourselves.
- Arnold J. Toynbee

When motherhood becomes the fruit of a deep yearning,
not the result of ignorance or accident,
its children will become the foundation of a new race.
- Margaret Sanger

Few are the giants of the soul that actually feel
that the human race is their family circle.
- Freya Stark

To live anywhere in the world today and be against
equality because of race or color is like living in
Alaska and being against snow.
- William Faulkner

We may have different religions, different
languages, different colored skin,
but we all belong to one human race.
- Kofi Annan

The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing
for another is common to all men,
and to be found in no other race of animals.
- Adam Smith

No one ever found wisdom without also being a fool.
Writers, alas, have to be fools in public,
while the rest of the human race can cover its tracks.
- Erica Jong

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win,
you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin

Human history becomes more and more a race between
education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells

If you have no confidence in self,
you are twice defeated in the race of life.
With confidence, you have won even before you have started.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win,
second or third place is not enough.
- Ayrton Senna

All in the dark we grope along,
And if we go amiss
We learn at least which path is wrong,
And there is gain in this.
We do not always win the race
By only running right;
We have to tread the mountain's base
Before we reach its height.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

It seems like such a terrible shame that innocent civilians
have to get hurt in wars,
otherwise combat would be such a wonderfully healthy
way to rid the human race of unneeded trash.
- Fred Woodworth

We're just into toys, whether it's motorcycles or race cars or computers.
I've got the Palm Pilot right here with me,
I've got the world's smallest phone.
Maybe it's just because I'm still a big little kid and I just love toys,
you know?
- Catherine Bell

The essential elements of giving are power and love -
activity and affection -
and the consciousness of the race testifies that in
the high and appropriate exercise of these is a blessedness greater than any other.
- Mark Hopkins

The French are the wittiest, the most charming,
and up to the present, at all events,
the least musical race on Earth.
- Stendhal

Get in the race car do what I do then go home.
We don't have freedom to do anything anymore.
- Tony Stewart

The good poet sticks to his real loves,
those within the realm of possibility.
He never tries to hold hands with God or the human race.
- Karl Shapiro

If you had to identify, in one word,
the reason why the human race has not achieved,
and never will achieve, its full potential,
that word would be 'meetings.'
- Dave Barry

A lot of my joy this year has been to give away awards to young people,
no matter of race, creed or color, because they were
a terrific violinist or a terrific dancer.
- Sally Kirkland

A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest.
I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish
himself into exhausting pace,
and then at the end, punish himself even more.
- Steve Prefontaine

There shall be no solution to this race problem until you,
yourselves, strike the blow for liberty.
- Marcus Garvey

The FBI has had a history of sex discrimination complaints brought against it,
as well as race discrimination.
- Anita Hill

The greatest untapped reservoir of raw material in
the history of our game is the black race.
- Branch Rickey

Looks like a pretty serious race unfolding.
- Wolf Blitzer

The physical extinction of the human race is one possibility.
- Vernor Vinge

When we race in London a world record will be the last thing on our minds.
- Haile Gebrselassie

We must focus on people as people, regardless of race,
creed, color or gender.
- Judge Mills Lane

No human race is superior; no religious faith is inferior.
All collective judgments are wrong.
Only racists make them.
- Elie Wiesel

True Americanism is opposed utterly to any political
divisions resting on race and religion.
- Henry Cabot Lodge

Democracy no longer works for the poor if politicians
treat them as a separate race.
- Frank Field

Race and class are the easiest divisions.
It's very stupid.
- Lynda Barry

I've been spared to a large extent the business end of the race stick.
- Wentworth Miller

We're here to win the race.
If we get beat, we get beat.
- Jerry Moss

Without going to what I think is my limit.
I always say that my ideal is to get pole with the minimum effort,
and to win the race at the slowest speed possible.
- Alain Prost

With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go.
- Murray Walker

Around the property I have here, I'm about to put an all weather race track.
I'm about to build stables.
I'm about to ship over a couple of my thoroughbreds from England.
- Davy Jones

We've become a race of Peeping Toms.
What people oughta do is get outside their own house
and look in for a change.
- John Michael Hayes

My ranch William S. Hart Park is for the benefit of
the American Public of every race and creed.
- William S. Hart

That's what we're striving for, making us a contender in every race.
- Dale Earnhardt

The abuse dies in a day, but the denial slays the life of the people,
and entombs the hope of the race.
- Charles Bradlaugh

The human race is governed by its imagination.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Race is a layer of being, but not a culmination.
- Thylias Moss

If you want to win anything - a race,
yourself, your life - you have to go a little berserk.
- George A. Sheehan

I already played James Dean in a film called Race with Destiny,
but it hasn't come out yet.
- Casper Van Dien

But what of black women?...
I most sincerely doubt if any other race of women could
have brought its fineness up through so devilish a fire.
- W. E. B. Du Bois

We will fight race destruction through thick and thin
and never CO exist voluntarily with it.
- Tom Metzger

So one begins to wonder what is going to happen to the human race.
Technology keeps on advancing with greater and greater power,
either for good or for destruction.
- David Bohm

It is within your power at this very moment not only
to consumate an act of enlightened statesmanship,
but, as the instrument of the Almighty,
to restore to freedom a race of men.
- Robert Dale Owen


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