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Funny Rabbit Quotes
Funny Quotes about Rabbit

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Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

I wish you a magical white rabbit kind of day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Keep Searching for the Rabbit-Hole with the Magical White Rabbit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those distractions that turn my attention from
what I thought I was going to do today are not "rat holes";
they are Enchanted Rabbit Holes
with a Magical White Bunny awaiting in each.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Find A Magical White Bunny In Every Rabbit Hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit.
"No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't.
But there was going to be when I began it.
It's just that something happened to it along the way."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Be an Original, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat, dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is my day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade my story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is your day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade your story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole
for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast
and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat -
dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sex in a dance is in the eyes of the beholder.
I never thought my dances sexy.
I suppose that's because I see myself with my face washed,
and to me I look like a rabbit.
- Gwen Verdon

When my daughter, Clare, was 4, she told me that a
school friend had told her what I did for a living.
Clare asked me, 'Is it true you play Jack Rabbit?'
- Peter Bergman

That's a powerful lucky rabbit's foot.
I got the part in Gone With the Wind because of it.
I got my Warner contract, thanks to it.
- Hattie McDaniel

Before he went to sleep, I told him a little story
about a rabbit we saw run around the beach house we rented.
- Dick Bruna

The dog, the rabbit and the hoop all feature in the painting,
and take the place of the orrery.
- Kit Williams

The dog and the rabbit are telling us not to chase
unattainable material goals.
- Kit Williams

From the test situations which were used to reveal fears,
it was found that Peter showed even more marked fear
responses to the rabbit than to the rat.
- Mary C. Jones

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
- Maureen Murphy

He showed in the last interview, as on the later portions of the chart,
a genuine fondness for the rabbit.
- Mary C. Jones

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a
rabbit the rest of my life.
- Amy Sedaris

We're always on the side of the animal that's being chased.
We always seem to be on the side of the rabbit or the
fox and not on the side of the hounds.
- Norman Jewison

If you look closely you can see that they are all interconnected,
symbolic of a never-ending circle in which it is simply
impossible for the dog to catch the rabbit.
- Kit Williams

Once I showed up at my sister's with a baby rabbit
I had bought from some children because its ears were cold.
I put the rabbit on a hot water bottle and massaged
its ears for quite a while.
After all, I knew that all healthy animals had warm ears.
- Juliette G. Low

You have this mounting aggressive ignorance with the
rabbit's foot of their particular religion.
You don't really have any kind of spiritual law,
just a kind of a rabid mental illness.
The songs are a little slice of life.
- Joni Mitchell

The rabbit is significant in that the handle on the
original South Pointing Chariot was carved in the form of a rabbit.
Because the handle extended out front it meant that
wherever the rabbit went the chariot had to follow.
- Kit Williams

It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people
a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in
a haphazard way around the house...
and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.
- Todd Rundgren

So, did I work with Warhol? I worked with him less
on that play then I did on other things.
He actually did a portrait of my rabbit and some other stuff.
Warhol was definitely...
Warhol.
- Harvey Fierstein

It was amazing that a play that seems dated in this world...
A man whose best friend is a six-foot white rabbit...
But it caught on, especially with young people -
they surprised me most of all.
- James Stewart

The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following:
Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to
avoid hitting a rabbit on the road.
Being sentimental is when the same driver,
when swerving away from the rabbit, hits a pedestrian.
- Frank Herbert

When you don't have kids and you're in a Catholic family -
one of my sisters had 10 children in 11 years -
she's part rabbit -
you feel kind of guilty about that.
So, I want to do things for other people's children.
- Marge Schott

Forty years ago this country went down a rabbit hole
in Vietnam and millions died.
I fear we're going down a rabbit hole once again -
and if people can stop and think and reflect on some
of the ideas and issues in this movie,
perhaps I've done some damn good here!
- Errol Morris

Peter was 2 years and 10 months old when we began to study him.
He was afraid of a white rat, and this fear extended to a rabbit,
a fur coat, a feather, cotton wool, etc.,
but not to wooden blocks and similar toys.
- Mary C. Jones

New situations requiring closer contact with the rabbit
had been gradually introduced and the degree to which
these situations were avoided,
tolerated, or welcomed, at each experimental session,
gave the measure of improvement.
- Mary C. Jones

From reading over the notes for each session it was
apparent that there had been improvement by more or
less regular steps from almost complete terror at sight
of the rabbit to a completely positive response with no signs of disturbance.
- Mary C. Jones

I can write, He floated up to the ceiling,
and a baby rabbit came out of his pocket,
grew wings, and flew away.
And you will believe that it really happened.
That's magic, isn't it?
- Humphrey Carpenter

Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track,
is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which,
for the benefit and amusement of our masters,
keeps us running and thinking in safe circles.
- Beverly Jones

A great many people now reading and writing would be
better employed keeping rabbits.
- Edith Sitwell

I have always brought home stray animals -
everything from squirrels to wild rabbits to foxes and turtles.
- Amy Weber

It is difficult to produce a television documentary
that is both incisive and probing when every twelve
minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits
singing about toilet paper.
- Rod Serling

Kids love rabbits...
they just like them.
- John Bach

The buffalo is all gone, and an Indian can't catch
enough jack rabbits to subsist himself and his family,
and then, there aren't enough jack rabbits to catch.
What are they to do?
- George Crook

Things were so bad we ate rabbits that neighbours had
run over and gave to us because they knew we were broke.
- Al Purdy

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
- Mitch Hedberg

All politicians should have 3 hats -
one to throw into the ring,
one to talk through, and one to pull rabbits out of if elected.
- Carl Sandburg

Ideas are like rabbits.
You get a couple and learn how to handle them,
and pretty soon you have a dozen.
- John Steinbeck

A politician should have three hats.
One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through,
and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.
- Carl Sandberg

You can't be chasing 15 rabbits.
Otherwise, the public mind cannot follow you.
- Brian Mulroney

I appreciated and respected kids who asked questions.
They didn't do it to get attention, but because they were interested.
Kids who didn't want to look dumb seemed like scared little rabbits.
- Henry Cole

People's dreams are made out of what they do all day.
The same way a dog that runs after rabbits will dream of rabbits.
It's what you do that makes your soul,
not the other way around.
- Barbara Kingsolver

There are no Rabbits in the north-west.
This statement, far from final, is practically true to-day,
but I saw plenty of Lynxes, and one cannot write of
ducks without mentioning water.
- Ernest Thompson Seton

Man is the only creature that consumes without producing.
He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs,
he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits.
Yet he is lord of all the animals.
- George Orwell

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

I am prepared to meet my Maker.
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal
of meeting me is another matter.
- Winston Churchill

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things,
and I have succeeded fairly well.
- Robert Benchley

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the best man.
- Anonymous

One great thing about getting old is that
you can get out of all sorts of social obligations
just by saying you're too tired.
- George Carlin

The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch
too many of them together.
- Josh Billings

Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married
to someone who's recklessly impulsive?
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Parrots make great pets.
They have more personality than goldfish.
- Chevy Chase

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- Steven Wright

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- Jim Carrey

You ask me if I keep a notebook
to record my great ideas.
I've only ever had one.
- Albert Einstein

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have,
and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
- the movie The Great Mouse Detective

I begin with the principle that all men are bores.
Surely no one will prove himself
so great a bore as to contradict me in this.
- Soren Kierkegaard

I always seem to get inspiration and renewed vitality
by contact with this great novel land of yours
which sticks up out of the Atlantic.
- Winston Churchill

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

To the young child, all life is a great adventure -
when did we grow so dull and brittle.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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