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No matter how calmly you try to referee,
parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior,
and I'm not talking about the kids.
Their behavior is always normal.
- Bill Cosby

Collective fear stimulates herd instinct,
and tends to produce ferocity toward
those who are not regarded as members of the herd.
- Bertrand Russell

A nation or civilization that
continues to produce soft-minded men
purchases its own spiritual death
on the installment plan.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Even a true artist does not always produce art.
- Carroll O'Connor


 

The most intense conflicts, if overcome,
leave behind a sense of security and calm
that is not easily disturbed.
It is just these intense conflicts
and their conflagration
which are needed to produce
valuable and lasting results.
- Carl Jung

Investing in health will produce enormous benefits.
- Gro Harlem Brundtland

If we do not permit the earth to produce beauty and joy,
it will in the end not produce food,
either.
- Joseph Wood Krutch


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Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition.
The immature mind often mistakes one for the other,
or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy -
in fact, they're almost incompatible;
one emotion hardly leaves room for the other.
Both at once can produce unbearable turmoil.
- Robert Heinlein

And in movies you must be a gambler.
To produce films is to gamble.
- Douglas Sirk

Money has never made man happy, nor will it,
there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness.
The more of it one has the more one wants.
- Benjamin Franklin

Gold and silver, like other commodities,
have an intrinsic value, which is not arbitrary,
but is dependent on their scarcity, the quantity of
labour bestowed in procuring them,
and the value of the capital employed in the mines which produce them.
- David Ricardo

It is difficult to produce a television documentary
that is both incisive and probing when every twelve
minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits
singing about toilet paper.
- Rod Serling

I've become increasingly confidant in following intuitions
ahead of thoughts as I produce more records.
- Jerry Harrison

I now believe that major labels can only work with
people who care more about fame and money than the
quality of the art they produce.
- Malcolm Wilson

By the new year of 1994, it had grown up into Inform
4 and could produce games twice as large.
- Graham Nelson

It means that Tao doesn't force or interfere with things,
but lets them work in their own way,
to produce results naturally.
Then whatever needs to be done is done.
- Benjamin Hoff

We must put together countries that produce drugs,
countries that traffic, and countries that consume,
and through this multilateral effort really stop the growing of crime.
- Vicente Fox

Still, I believe it is only a passing phase and cricket
will one day produce an abundance of great players.
- Frank Woolley

I don't like to produce albums.
I hate producing albums, as a matter of fact,
because I'm an obsessed mixer and I can't leave it alone.
- David Friedman

Growing Greener doesn't produce money for farmland
preservation or open space preservation.
- Ed Rendell

The power of population is indefinitely greater than
the power in the earth to produce subsistence for man.
- Thomas Malthus

Balancing a nominal budget will solve nothing,
and attempting to achieve such a spurious balance will produce much mischief.
- William Vickrey

I'd like to direct some, act in some of them,
and produce.
- Corbin Bernsen

My strong point, if I have a strong point,
is performance.
I always do more than I say.
I always produce more than I promise.
- Richard M. Nixon

Finally, my manager negotiated a deal where I got to produce my own records.
- Waylon Jennings

Personally, I can't see how anyone can produce any
beautiful music out of being angry.
- Chico Hamilton

Erudition can produce foliage without bearing fruit.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

Land, in England, is valuable, because we have highly-paid
artisans to consume the produce on the spot.
- Joseph Hume

You just don't want to push people into doing things
that they really don't want to do.
I don't think it's going to produce much.
- William Scott

Truth never yet fell dead in the streets;
it has such affinity with the soul of man,
the seed however broadcast will catch somewhere and produce its hundredfold.
- Theodore Parker

We must depend upon the Boy Scout Movement to produce the MEN of the future.
- Daniel Carter Beard

If I just produce the transparent ideal accepted by the Western experts,
a process of privatization which will be very good but never happen,
that means nothing.
- Anatoly Chubais

It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.
- Lloyd Kaufman

The American work ethic is something to be admired.
Our workforce, regardless of position,
works hard to produce the best product and serve customers
to the best of their ability.
- Leonard Boswell

We tried - we tried for a year, and we tried different methods and different -
and I had in vitro and it didn't work.
It didn't stick.
It didn't - didn't produce a baby at all.
- Cheryl Tiegs

We can do it better, more consistently,
and in the end, it will cost us less because the students
that we produce will be superior to those without technology experience.
- Major Owens

Large parties given to very young children...
foster the passions of vanity and envy,
and produce a love of dress and display which is very
repulsive in the character of a child.
- Susanna Moodie

A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will in time
produce a people as base as itself.
- Joseph Pulitzer

We produce programs that honor God and impact our world.
- Willie Aames

One of the deepest functions of a living organisms is to look ahead...
to produce future.
- Francois Jacob

A small error in the former will produce an enormous error in the latter.
- Henri Poincare

The existing documentary makers still believe that
it is impossible to produce drama material in this State,
otherwise they would be doing it, they say.
- Ann Macbeth

I want to direct, write, produce...
y'know, I love the entertainment industry.
- Jason Marsden

It is a governing principle of nature,
that the agency which can produce most good,
when perverted from its proper aim, is most productive of evil.
- James F. Cooper

Fortunately, when it comes to meat and poultry,
I have the really wonderful situation of having producers
and processors that produce and process a very high-quality product.
- Mike Johanns

Who in the same given time can produce more than others has vigor;
who can produce more and better,
has talents; who can produce what none else can,
has genius.
- Johann Kaspar Lavater

One of the ideas behind doing this acoustic record
is that I didn't want to have to produce it by committee.
- Robyn Hitchcock

We have to make their livelihoods viable,
get them the proper prices for their produce,
try and make them stay rather than sell their property and leave again.
- Paddy Ashdown

A mere copier of nature can never produce anything great.
- Joshua Reynolds

Our empirical criterion for a series of theories is
that it should produce new facts.
The idea of growth and the concept of empirical character are soldered into one.
- Imre Lakatos

Cities produce in me melancholy or a tension I don't need.
- David Guterson

The team architecture means setting up an organization
that helps people produce that great work in teams.
- Jay Chiat

Inner city education must change.
Our responsibility is not merely to provide access to knowledge;
we must produce educated people.
- James L. Farmer, Jr.

Reducing the tax burden is necessary to produce economic growth.
- Bob Schaffer

I shall not be satisfied unless I produce something
which shall for a few days supersede the last fashionable
novel on the tables of young ladies.
- Thomas B. Macaulay

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders,
not more followers.
- Ralph Nader

I write the music, produce it and the band plays within
the parameters that I set.
- Sting

Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the
offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage
is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.
- Peter De Vries

I distrust Great Men.
They produce a desert of uniformity around them and
often a pool of blood too,
and I always feel a little man's pleasure when they come a cropper.
- E. M. Forster

For the sound we produce, everybody is equally important.
Each of us has a very different personality and that
is what keeps Bush alive.
- Gavin Rossdale

I did a record with a producer, and the good producers eat up the budget,
so I didn't have any budget left to produce this record.
I had to produce it myself.
- Sean Lennon

My original idea was to produce and not make records myself.
- T-Bone Burnett

Over time, the product we produce has been consistently
successful here in America and around the world.
Apparently, we are doing something right.
- Michael Eisner

The great increase of our population throughout the
Union will alone produce an important effect,
and in no quarter will it be so sensibly felt as in those in contemplation.
- James Monroe

Removing the faults in a stage-coach may produce a perfect stage-coach,
but it is unlikely to produce the first motor car.
- Edward de Bono

We adore chaos because we love to produce order.
- M. C. Escher

Each year India and China produce four million graduates
compared with just over 250,000 in Britain.
- Gordon Brown

Activating oxygen can produce compounds called radicals
that put oxidative stress on cells.
Such stress could ultimately lead to cancer and other diseases.
- John Simon

Man cannot produce a single work without the assistance of the slow,
assiduous, corrosive worm of thought.
- Eugenio Montale

We prefer synthetic rather than natural materials.
Natural products are almost too valuable.
Wood is much harder to produce than metal.
And metal is recyclable, while wood isn't.
- Helmut Jahn

It can't be stressed enough that in order to produce great graphics,
you have to have a good product and a good client capable of making decisions.
- Primo Angeli


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