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Funny Physics Quotes
Funny Quotes about Physics

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They can shout down the head of the physics department at Cal Tech.
- James Stockdale

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid
pregnancy by a resort to mathematics,
though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
- H. L. Mencken

In science, "fact" can only mean "confirmed to such
a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent."
I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow,
but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.
- Stephen Jay Gould

Yes, I was really good in physics and in math.
- Eva Herzigova


 

I had no new ideas on the physics we might learn,
and I could not compete with the younger generation.
- Jack Steinberger

The abstract analysis of the world by mathematics and
physics rests on the concepts of space and time.
- James J. Gibson

Eight months later, having left Columbia,
I was studying physics in a summer program and working
in Colorado when I decided to enroll as a graduate student in biophysics.
- Sidney Altman


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I did a thesis in experimental nuclear physics under
the direction of Samuel K. Allison.
- James Cronin

Physics is, hopefully, simple.
Physicists are not.
- Edward Teller

Brian and I were both science students.
You know science sort of math and physics side,
you know.
- John Deacon

My intention was to enroll at McGill University but
an unexpected series of events led me to study physics
at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
- Sidney Altman

Nothing is accidental in the universe -
this is one of my Laws of Physics -
except the entire universe itself,
which is Pure Accident, pure divinity.
- Joyce Carol Oates

Hard to be a physics major at Rice University if you have flunked calculus.
- Elizabeth Moon

Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.
- Steve Allen

An hour or two spent in writing from dictation,
another hour or two in reading aloud,
a little geography and a little history and a little
physics made the day pass busily.
- Hudson Stuck

Quantum mechanics brought an unexpected fuzziness into
physics because of quantum uncertainty,
the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
- Edward Witten

It's not magic!
It's physics.
The speed of the turn is what keeps you upright.
It's like a spinning top.
- Deborah Bull

I received my undergraduate degree in engineering in
1939 and a Master of Science degree in mathematical
physics in 1941 at Steven Institute of Technology.
- Frederick Reines

Nothing can be more incorrect than the assumption one sometimes meets with,
that physics has one method, chemistry another,
and biology a third.
- Thomas Huxley

Relativity must replace absolutism in the realm of
morals as well as in the spheres of physics and biology.
- Thomas Cochrane

I was always good at math and science and physics.
- Daniel J. Evans

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of
physics and write poetry at the same time.
They are in opposition.
- Paul Dirac

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting.
- Lord Kelvin

I am now convinced that theoretical physics is actually philosophy.
- Max Born

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class,
is a powerful force that causes certain items to be
attracted to refrigerators.
- Dave Barry

Well, I'm leaning probably toward the sciences like physics.
- Amy Carter

Acceleration is finite, I think according to some laws of physics.
- Terry Riley

Understanding how DNA transmits all it knows about cancer,
physics, dreaming and love will keep man searching for some time.
- David R. Brower

That attitude does not exist so much today,
but in those days there was a very sharp distinction
between basic physics and applied physics.
Columbia did not deal with applied physics.
- Gordon Gould

Originally I had planned to revert to nuclear physics there,
in particular the structure of the deuteron.
- Walter Kohn

I was so pleased to be at university to do physics and mathematics.
- John Henry Carver

I'm the son of an everyman.
My father is a teacher.
He teaches physics at a boys' school in Sydney.
- Alex O'Loughlin

I think the writing of literature should give pleasure.
What else should it be about? It is not nuclear physics.
It actually has to give pleasure or it is worth nothing.
- Stephen Greenblatt

It is impossible to trap modern physics into predicting
anything with perfect determinism because it deals
with probabilities from the outset.
- Arthur Eddington

It would be better for the true physics if there were
no mathematicians on earth.
- Daniel Bernoulli

In 1971 I returned to the University of Chicago as Professor of Physics.
- James Cronin

Louis Armstrong is quite simply the most important
person in American music.
He is to 20th century music (I did not say jazz) what Einstein is to physics.
- Ken Burns

My background is in physics, so I was the mission specialist,
who is sort of like the flight engineer on an airplane.
- Sally Ride

I do not keep up with the details of particle physics.
- Murray Gell-Mann

If someone says that he can think or talk about quantum
physics without becoming dizzy,
that shows only that he has not understood anything whatever about it.
- Murray Gell-Mann

I continued to study Math and Physics on my own,
but one and a half years later I realized that I did want to be a composer,
and after that I never changed my mind.
- Gyorgy Legeti

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is.
Physics concerns what we say about Nature.
- Niels Bohr

When I entered medical physics in 1958 there were fewer than 100 in the U.S.
and I could see many opportunities to apply my knowledge of nuclear physics.
- John Cameron

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
- Ernest Rutherford

So Whitehead's metaphysics doesn't fit very well on
to physics as we understand the process of the world.
- John Polkinghorne

I was always very strong in math, physics and calculus.
- Debi Thomas

In my schooling through high school,
I excelled mainly in chemistry,
physics and mathematics.
- James Rainwater

If anybody says he can think about quantum physics without getting giddy,
that only shows he has not understood the first thing about them.
- Niels Bohr

There are relatively few experiments in atomic physics
these days that don't involve the use of a laser.
- Eric Allin Cornell

If you miss one day in physics, that's it.
- Robert Iler

The observer, when he seems to himself to be observing a stone,
is really, if physics is to be believed,
observing the effects of the stone upon himself.
- Bertrand Russell

In 1947 I defended my thesis on nuclear physics,
and in 1948 I was included in a group of research scientists
whose task was to develop nuclear weapons.
- Andrei Sakharov

The object of pure physics is the unfolding of the
laws of the intelligible world;
the object of pure mathematics that of unfolding the
laws of human intelligence.
- James Joseph Sylvester

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality.
Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false;
amended to be true,
they lose their explanatory force.
- Nancy Cartwright

Cambridge was the place for someone from the Colonies
or the Dominions to go on to,
and it was to the Cavendish Laboratory that one went to do physics.
- Aaron Klug

Teaching physics at the University, and more general
lecturing to wider audiences has been a major concern.
- Antony Hewish

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe.
- Erwin Schrodinger

We live, I think, in the century of science and,
perhaps, even in the century of physics.
- Polykarp Kusch

The NFL today has bigger, stronger, bodies than ever,
moving faster than ever, hitting a stationary object
harder than ever before -
so the physics of the hit have changed.
- Leigh Steinberg

Physics is becoming too difficult for the physicists.
- David Hilbert

Nuclear physics is interesting but it is unlikely to help society.
- John Cameron

Nevertheless, all of us who work in quantum physics
believe in the reality of a quantum world,
and the reality of quantum entities like protons and electrons.
- John Polkinghorne

Most medical physicists work in the physics of radiation
oncology making sure that the desired dose is given
to the cancer and the dose to normal tissues are minimized.
- John Cameron

While at Chicago my interest in the new field of particle
physics was stimulated by a course given by Gell-
Mann,
who was developing his ideas about Strangeness at the time.
- James Cronin

The methods of theoretical physics should be applicable
to all those branches of thought in which the essential
features are expressible with numbers.
- Paul Dirac

The development of physics, like the development of any science,
is a continuous one.
- Owen Chamberlain

Think of color, pitch, loudness, heaviness,
and hotness.
Each is the topic of a branch of physics.
- Benoit Mandelbrot

The Web is now philosophical engineering.
Physics and the Web are both about the relationship
between the small and the large.
- Tim Berners-Lee

Physics has the cutest words.
- Sherry Stringfield

I grew up wanting to be a musician, but my parents
were sure I would starve to death.
So, they put me in physics and chemistry.
That eventually blew up, and I got into radio.
- John Tesh

The point here is that physics followed the data where it seemed to lead,
even though some thought the model gave aid and comfort to religion.
- Michael Behe


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