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Funny Physical Pain Quotes
Funny Quotes about Physical Pain

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Physical pain however great ends in itself and falls
away like dry husks from the mind,
whilst moral discords and nervous horrors sear the soul.
- Alice James

The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.
- Karl Marx

Congress's definition of torture in those laws -
the infliction of severe mental or physical pain -
leaves room for interrogation methods that go beyond polite conversation.
- John Yoo

Mysteriously and in ways that are totally remote from natural experience,
the gray drizzle of horror induced by depression takes
on the quality of physical pain.
- William Styron


 

The greatest evil is physical pain.
- Saint Augustine

What kind of man would I have been if I had not been
there to help her? I felt along with her -
not the physical pain,
of course, but all her mental anguish.
You can't be detached.
- Charles Bronson

Compared to dancing, films seemed to me to be the work of lay bums.
There was no physical pain; it was enough to say and
imagine what was in the script.
It was very easy for me.
- Victoria Abril


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I felt along with her - not the physical pain,
of course, but all her mental anguish.
You can't be detached.
She needed to have someone who understood what was happening in her mind.
- Charles Bronson

Corporal punishment is as humiliating for him who gives
it as for him who receives it;
it is ineffective besides.
Neither shame nor physical pain have any other effect than a hardening one.
- Ellen Key

Being angry harms your physical,
emotional, and spiritual well-being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The spirit of man is more important than mere physical strength,
and the spiritual fiber of a nation than its wealth.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

When everything else physical and mental seems to diminish,
the appreciation of beauty is on the increase.
- Bernard Berenson

Space has always been the spiritual dimension of architecture.
It is not the physical statement of the structure so
much as what it contains that moves us.
- Arthur Erickson

A mind at peace, a mind centered
and not focused on harming others,
is stronger than any physical force in the universe.
- Wayne Dyer

Non-violence means avoiding not only external physical violence
but also internal violence of spirit.
You not only refuse to shoot a man,
but you refuse to hate him.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is curious - curious that physical courage
should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare
- Mark Twain

A laugh is a surprise.
And all humor is physical.
I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
- Chevy Chase

Strength does not come from physical capacity.
It comes from an indomitable will.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Our growing softness,
our increasing lack of physical fitness,
is a menace to our security.
- John F. Kennedy

God gave me a great body and it's my duty to take care of my physical temple.
- Jean Claude Van Damme

Childhood obesity is best tackled at home through improved parental involvement,
increased physical exercise, better diet and restraint from eating.
- Bob Filner

The new information technology...
Internet and e-mail...
have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.
- Peter Drucker

Religion is a matter of the heart.
No physical inconvenience can warrant
abandonment of one's own religion.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Personally, I need a high level of physical fitness
in order to feel at ease.
- Jurgen Klinsmann

Taoists understand that both the mind and the body
are mere tools of the Spirit,
and that intention creates physical reality.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A man who as a physical being
is always turned toward the outside,
thinking that his happiness lies outside him,
finally turns inward and
discovers that the source is within him.
- Soren Kierkegaard

You must also give mental and physical fitness priority.
- Jim Otto

In some mysterious way woods have never seemed to me to be static things.
In physical terms, I move through them;
yet in metaphysical ones,
they seem to move through me.
- John Fowles

Do not allow obligation or immediacy to
bind you to physical things or specific actions.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Consistent physical structures can
allow unbounded intuitive clarity.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If physical death is the price
that I must pay to free my brothers and sisters
from a permanent death of the spirit,
then nothing can be more redemptive.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

And I believe that the best buy in public health today
must be a combination of regular physical exercise and a healthy diet.
- Julie Bishop

As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth,
so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind.
To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again.
To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over
the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
- Henry David Thoreau

A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances
must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically
necessary to protect her from serious physical harm.
- Barbara Mikulski

If you look at the human condition today,
not everyone is well fed, has access to good medical care,
or the physical basics that provide for a healthy and a happy life.
- Ralph Merkle

Choose the whole of your environment, things and events,
based upon the value, meaning and function they hold.
Do not allow obligation or immediacy
to bind you to physical things or specific actions.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

In this outward and physical ceremony,
we attest once again to the inner
and spiritual strength of our Nation.
As my high school teacher, Miss Julia Coleman, used to say:
"We must adjust to changing times,
and still hold to unchanging principles."
- Jimmy Carter

For this generation, ours, life is nuclear survival,
liberty is human rights, the pursuit of happiness
is a planet whose resources are devoted
to the physical and spiritual nourishment of its inhabitants.
- Jimmy Carter

I will dance a little.
I will move with the wind.
I will give my body to my love and celebrate
that we have substance beyond the idea of ourselves.
We can move. We can touch. This is my physical exclamation point.
This is how I can awaken my mind to the possibilities in the day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I think if you exercise, your state of mind -
my state of mind -
is usually more at ease,
ready for more mental challenges.
Once I get the physical stuff out of the way it always
seems like I have more calmness and better self-esteem.
- Stone Gossard

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw.
All I am I owe to my mother.
I attribute all my success in life to the moral,
intellectual and physical education I received from her.
- George Washington

When you love a man, he becomes more than a body.
His physical limbs expand, and his outline recedes,
vanishes.
He is rich and sweet and right.
He is part of the world, the atmosphere,
the blue sky and the blue water.
- Gwendolyn Brooks

Such lifestyle factors such as cigarette smoking,
excessive alcohol consumption, little physical activity
and low dietary calcium intake are risk factors for
osteoporosis as well as for many other non-communicable diseases.
- Gro Harlem Brundtland

My experience as a school nurse taught me that we need
to make a concerted effort,
all of us, to increase physical fitness activity among
our children and to encourage all Americans to adopt
a healthier diet that includes fruits and vegetables,
but there is more.
- Lois Capps

Turn resolutely to work, to recreation,
or in any case to physical exercise till you are so
tired you can't help going to sleep,
and when you wake up you won't want to worry.
- B. C. Forbes

After you have wept and grieved for your physical losses,
cherish the functions and the life you have left.
- Morrie Schwartz

Systems are complex, so controlling an attack and achieving
a desired level of damage may be harder than using physical weapons.
- Dorothy Denning

When I cleaned up some 17 odd years ago,
I felt terrible for about six months.
The only thing that gave me any real relief was strenuous physical activity.
- James Taylor

There are those who believe Black people possess the
secret of joy and that it is this that will sustain
them through any spiritual or moral or physical devastation.
- Alice Walker

So, baseball is probably more physical of the two mentally.
- Bo Jackson

There is one thing that freezes a musician more than
the deadliest physical cold,
and that is the spiritual chill of an unresponsive audience!
- John Philip Sousa

Physical activity can get you going when you are immobilized.
Get action in your life, and don't just talk about it.
Get into the arena!
- John Davidson

A man's thinking goes on within his consciousness in
a seclusion in comparison with which any physical seclusion
is an exhibition to public view.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

Acting is the physical representation of a mental picture
and the projection of an emotional concept.
- Laurette Taylor

Racism is taught in our society, it is not automatic.
It is learned behavior toward persons with dissimilar
physical characteristics.
- Alex Haley

Its limitations are those of the physical universe:
it won't let you play with some really wild ideas that aren't possible,
but are fun to speculate about.
- Stanley Schmidt

For me, the martial arts is a search for something inside.
It's not just a physical discipline.
- Brandon Lee

Dance is bigger than the physical body.
When you extend your arm, it doesn't stop at the end of your fingers,
because you're dancing bigger than that;
you're dancing spirit.
- Judith Jamison

Spiritual relationship is far more precious than physical.
Physical relationship divorced from spiritual
is body without soul.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Acting is a total physical, emotional sensation.
- Armand Assante

I go to my physical therapist to keep fighting it and
one of them told me if you don't use it,
you lose it, but I know we're on television so I won't
say what I would often say.
- Teri Garr

I love being physical and acting at the same time.
- Jennifer Garner

To be in good moral condition requires at least as
much training as to be in good physical condition.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

Words for mental processes are all derived from physical things.
- Robert Smithson

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
- Yogi Berra

I believe in financial retirement.
I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
- Jerry Doyle

The moral world is as little exempt as the physical
world from the law of ceaseless change,
of perpetual flux.
- James G. Frazer

Repetition of the same thought or physical action develops into a habit which,
repeated frequently enough, becomes an automatic reflex.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Like the physical, the psychical is not necessarily
in reality what it appears to us to be.
- Sigmund Freud

Domination delegates the physical violence on which
it rests to the dominated.
- Theodor Adorno

It will be a physical encounter but we must not respond in kind.
- Zinedine Zidane


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