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Funny Personal Responsibility Quotes
Funny Quotes about Personal Responsibility

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Man must cease attributing his problems to his environment,
and learn again to exercise his will - his personal responsibility
in the realm of faith and morals.
- Albert Schweitzer

My biggest dream is that my words will inspire heart,
hope and personal responsibility in people around the globe
long after my feet in these shoes aren't walking the planet.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Each of us should take personal responsibility for our diet,
and our children's diet, and the government's role
should be to make certain it provides the best information
possible to help people stay healthy.
- James Talent

I am the owner of my choices.
I am the source for the perspectives I choose to hold...
regardless of how aware I am of why or how I come to possess
that particular perspective.
It takes courage to look into the mirror of our souls, absent excuses.
I will look into that mirror little bits at a time.
SEE and ACT. SEE what I can bear to see and ACT upon what I am able.
This is the heart of a gentle invitation to personal responsibility.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


 

The European model is in danger if we obliterate the
principle of personal responsibility.
- Jacques Delors

You must take personal responsibility.
You cannot change the circumstances,
the seasons,
or the wind, but you can change yourself.
That is something you have charge of.
- Jim Rohn

Any political agenda and organization which doesn't
begin with personal responsibility is just half the argument.
It's just not going to succeed.
- Peter Coyote


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Though Congress continues to explore possible solutions
to ensure social security solvency,
everyone must take personal responsibility to prepare
their own retirement savings accordingly.
- Ron Lewis

But there is a corollary to freedom and that's personal responsibility,
and the real challenge is how you generate that personal
responsibility without imposing it.
- Esther Dyson

I don't believe he had a responsibility to even answer that question -
you have no responsibility to answer personal questions
that people have no right to ask you.
- Chris Matthews

We discussed politics, but we also talked about the importance of hard work,
personal responsibility, living within your means,
keeping your word.
Those lessons stay with you throughout your life.
- Bob Ehrlich

And we can celebrate when we have a government that
has earned back the trust of the people it serves...
when we have a government that honors our Constitution
and stands up for the values that have made America,
America: economic freedom, individual liberty,
and personal responsibility.
- John Boehner

For years now I have been talking about personal responsibility and accountability,
both in our private lives and in the halls of government.
Those are important principles here in Idaho,
and they will form the basis of this administration.
- Butch Otter

But in this Congress, accountability is just a catch phrase,
usually directed elsewhere.
Demands to personal responsibility or corporate accountability abound,
but rarely congressional accountability or fiscal responsibility.
- Melissa Bean

Well if you were asking my personal opinion on that
I think the answer can only be yes but it was missed.
Much as I know I'm responsible for a lot of things,
I can't wear any responsibility for that.
- John Anderson

Yes, we have the freedom to do what we please,
but it only works because we don't do everything we might please -
we should exercise some degree of personal,
and corporate, responsibility.
- Tammy Bruce

What does it mean to be a conservative? I don't even know anymore.
I know what it means to me.
It means to me, personal responsibility.
That if I've done something wrong, its up to me to pay the price.
It's up to me to make it right.
- Glenn Beck

There is nothing here that's broken that can't be fixed,
but it won't happen on its own.
It's going to require a huge lift by the entire country
of the United States of America and people on the ground
taking personal responsibility for themselves.
You cannot take it as a fait accompli that the city's going to come back.
- Mitch Landrieu

In the book I define conservatism, as I believe it
is fit upon four categories of principle:
respect for The Constitution,
respect for life, less government, and personal responsibility.
- Jonathan Krohn

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Having a personal opinion is great.
Believing that one's personal opinion is absolute truth
leads to most of the world's troubles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everything we say, do, think, and feel
is a product of our personal history
and the collective history of humankind.
Our name for these histories is "prejudice."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry.
He decides who's going to build.
- Larry Ellison

My mother was a personal friend of God's.
They had ongoing conversations.
- Della Reese

Belief transcends ritual, structure and societal expectation.
It is an enlivening, intensely personal
core to our being. Our way of being.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The personal life deeply lived
always expands into truths beyond itself.
- Anais Nin

There are many truths of which the full meaning cannot
be realized until personal experience has brought it home.
- John Stuart Mill

Personal transformation can and does have global effects.
As we go, so goes the world, for the world is us.
The revolution that will save the world
is ultimately a personal one.
- Marianne Williamson

Poetry is the revelation of a feeling that the poet
believes to be interior and personal which the reader recognizes as his own.
- Salvatore Quasimodo

Growing up, I didn't have a lot of toys,
and personal entertainment depended on individual ingenuity and imagination -
think up a story and go live it for an afternoon.
- Terry Brooks

It is only after years of preparation that the young
artist should touch color -
not color used descriptively,
that is, but as a means of personal expression.
- Henri Matisse

Set and enforce your personal boundaries.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be Your Own Personal Greatest Hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The less I take the difficulties of my life as personal affront,
and the more I use them as an opportunity to learn and grow...
the easier I sleep at night.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010,
and personal computers will do so by about 2020.
- Ray Kurzweil

Whosoever is spared personal pain
must feel himself called
to help in diminishing the pain of others.
We must all carry our share of
the misery which lies upon the world.
- Albert Schweitzer

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined,
worthwhile, personal goals.
- Paul J. Meyer

It's impossible to move, to live, to operate at any
level without leaving traces,
bits, seemingly meaningless fragments of personal information.
- William Gibson

My personal goals are to be happy, healthy and to be
surrounded by loved ones.
- Kiana Tom

About most subjects, there is not "The Truth;"
there is merely one's personal truth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I left the "eye for an eye" God
when I walked out of Bible school,
but God Within is a daily part of my personal experience.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Women's rights is not only an abstraction,
a cause; it is also a personal affair.
It is not only about us; it is also about me and you.
Just the two of us.
- Toni Morrison

Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.
- Aristotle

A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences,
in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures -
and that is the basis of all human morality.
- John F. Kennedy

The will to win, the desire to succeed,
the urge to reach your full potential...
these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
- Confucius

Pity may represent little more
than the impersonal concern
which prompts the mailing of a check,
but true sympathy is the personal concern
which demands the giving of one's soul.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Personal importance, or taking things personally,
is the maximum expression of selfishness
because we make the assumption that everything is about me.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Get up-close-and-personal:
Life looks different when you really get involved.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I know, to banish anger altogether
from one's breast is a difficult task.
It cannot be achieved through pure personal effort.
It can be done only by God's grace.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I put aside personal preferences and step forward to be of service.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight,
nothing which is more important than his own personal safety,
is a miserable creature and has no chance of being
free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
- John Stuart Mill

We all have a social mask, right?
We put it on, we go out, put our
best foot forward, our best image.
But behind that social mask is a personal truth,
what we really, really believe
about who we are and what we're capable of.
- Phil McGraw

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice,
and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another.
But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip:
Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.
- Mike Royko

In both business and personal life, I've always found
that travel inspires me more than anything else I do.
Evidence of the languages, cultures,
scenery,
food, and design sensibilities that I discover all
over the world can be found in every piece of my jewelry.
- Ivanka Trump

I think it's fair to say that personal computers have
become the most empowering tool we've ever created.
They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity,
and they can be shaped by their user.
- Bill Gates

Property is intended to serve life,
and no matter how much we surround it with rights and respect,
it has no personal being.
It is part of the earth man walks on.
It is not man.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected
in a cosmic religion for the future:
It transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology;
it covers both the natural and the spiritual,
and it is based on a religious sense
aspiring from the experience of all things,
natural and spiritual, as a meaningful unity.
- Albert Einstein

I've got to restructure all my personal life now in
order to accommodate public service,
which is fine.
- Max Burns

There's never any ability to plan a personal life.
- Jerry Kleczka

I would say that American poetry has always been a
poetry of personal testimony.
- Mark Strand

Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting -
a very personal one.
I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me.
Except diamonds.
That's the exception to the rule.
- Minnie Driver

For my children, it makes sense to talk about modernizing Social Security,
letting them create stronger personal accounts,
letting them get a higher rate of return over the long run.
- John Sununu

My personal feeling about science fiction is that it's
always in some way connected to the real world,
to our everyday world.
- Elizabeth Moon

My own personal taste in films as a member of the audience
was not completely in line with films I was doing.
- Rick Moranis

We have limits to what we can do.
At some point there has to be an informed personal choice.
- Jim Geringer

The Sherman Act is similar in the economics sphere
to the Bill of Rights in the personal sphere.
- Harold H. Greene

A $1.7 billion average increase in electricity costs
is estimated to result in a $1.3 billion decrease in
personal income and a loss of 13,000 more jobs in the region.
- Greg Walden

When sadness happens in the middle of work,
I separate my personal grief from my train of thought.
- Sergio Aragones

People are really suffering these days.
There's a lot of corporate triumph and a lot of personal
despair as they wonder what are they working for.
- Laurie Anderson

When service members are discharged,
we should express our gratitude for their profound personal sacrifice,
not hand them a bill for their hospital food.
- Barbara Boxer

My own personal, moral, spiritual, religious,
etc.
beliefs don't oppose same-gender marriage.
- Ed Case


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