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Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Everything we say, do, think, and feel
is a product of our personal history
and the collective history of humankind.
Our name for these histories is "prejudice."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Having a personal opinion is great.
Believing that one's personal opinion is absolute truth
leads to most of the world's troubles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The will to win, the desire to succeed,
the urge to reach your full potential...
these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
- Confucius


 

My mother was a personal friend of God's.
They had ongoing conversations.
- Della Reese

A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences,
in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures -
and that is the basis of all human morality.
- John F. Kennedy

My biggest dream is that my words will inspire heart,
hope and personal responsibility in people around the globe
long after my feet in these shoes aren't walking the planet.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


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It's impossible to move, to live, to operate at any
level without leaving traces,
bits, seemingly meaningless fragments of personal information.
- William Gibson

Women's rights is not only an abstraction,
a cause; it is also a personal affair.
It is not only about us; it is also about me and you.
Just the two of us.
- Toni Morrison

Belief transcends ritual, structure and societal expectation.
It is an enlivening, intensely personal
core to our being. Our way of being.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Get up-close-and-personal:
Life looks different when you really get involved.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Personal transformation can and does have global effects.
As we go, so goes the world, for the world is us.
The revolution that will save the world
is ultimately a personal one.
- Marianne Williamson

Be Your Own Personal Greatest Hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is only after years of preparation that the young
artist should touch color -
not color used descriptively,
that is, but as a means of personal expression.
- Henri Matisse

Man must cease attributing his problems to his environment,
and learn again to exercise his will - his personal responsibility
in the realm of faith and morals.
- Albert Schweitzer

Set and enforce your personal boundaries.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whosoever is spared personal pain
must feel himself called
to help in diminishing the pain of others.
We must all carry our share of
the misery which lies upon the world.
- Albert Schweitzer

I left the "eye for an eye" God
when I walked out of Bible school,
but God Within is a daily part of my personal experience.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Personal importance, or taking things personally,
is the maximum expression of selfishness
because we make the assumption that everything is about me.
- don Miguel Ruiz

The less I take the difficulties of my life as personal affront,
and the more I use them as an opportunity to learn and grow...
the easier I sleep at night.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry.
He decides who's going to build.
- Larry Ellison

Poetry is the revelation of a feeling that the poet
believes to be interior and personal which the reader recognizes as his own.
- Salvatore Quasimodo

There are many truths of which the full meaning cannot
be realized until personal experience has brought it home.
- John Stuart Mill

I know, to banish anger altogether
from one's breast is a difficult task.
It cannot be achieved through pure personal effort.
It can be done only by God's grace.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I put aside personal preferences and step forward to be of service.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Growing up, I didn't have a lot of toys,
and personal entertainment depended on individual ingenuity and imagination -
think up a story and go live it for an afternoon.
- Terry Brooks

Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010,
and personal computers will do so by about 2020.
- Ray Kurzweil

Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.
- Aristotle

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined,
worthwhile, personal goals.
- Paul J. Meyer

My personal goals are to be happy, healthy and to be
surrounded by loved ones.
- Kiana Tom

Pity may represent little more
than the impersonal concern
which prompts the mailing of a check,
but true sympathy is the personal concern
which demands the giving of one's soul.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

About most subjects, there is not "The Truth;"
there is merely one's personal truth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The personal life deeply lived
always expands into truths beyond itself.
- Anais Nin

We all have a social mask, right?
We put it on, we go out, put our
best foot forward, our best image.
But behind that social mask is a personal truth,
what we really, really believe
about who we are and what we're capable of.
- Phil McGraw

Each of us should take personal responsibility for our diet,
and our children's diet, and the government's role
should be to make certain it provides the best information
possible to help people stay healthy.
- James Talent

I think it's fair to say that personal computers have
become the most empowering tool we've ever created.
They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity,
and they can be shaped by their user.
- Bill Gates

Property is intended to serve life,
and no matter how much we surround it with rights and respect,
it has no personal being.
It is part of the earth man walks on.
It is not man.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected
in a cosmic religion for the future:
It transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology;
it covers both the natural and the spiritual,
and it is based on a religious sense
aspiring from the experience of all things,
natural and spiritual, as a meaningful unity.
- Albert Einstein

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice,
and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another.
But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip:
Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.
- Mike Royko

I am the owner of my choices.
I am the source for the perspectives I choose to hold...
regardless of how aware I am of why or how I come to possess
that particular perspective.
It takes courage to look into the mirror of our souls, absent excuses.
I will look into that mirror little bits at a time.
SEE and ACT. SEE what I can bear to see and ACT upon what I am able.
This is the heart of a gentle invitation to personal responsibility.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

In both business and personal life, I've always found
that travel inspires me more than anything else I do.
Evidence of the languages, cultures,
scenery,
food, and design sensibilities that I discover all
over the world can be found in every piece of my jewelry.
- Ivanka Trump

The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight,
nothing which is more important than his own personal safety,
is a miserable creature and has no chance of being
free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
- John Stuart Mill

I want more muscles!
I go to the gym three or four times a week with a personal trainer.
I can afford that now.
I can't put on weight though, no matter how much I eat.
- Christopher Parker

Wild Bill was anything but a quarrelsome man yet I
have personal knowledge of at least half a dozen men
whom he had at various times killed.
- Buffalo Bill

People do want to know the personal things.
How far is too far to go with personal lives?
- Mary Hart

And obviously, from our own personal point of view,
the principal challenge is a personal challenge.
- Richard Branson

I do not say think as I think, but think in my way.
Fear no shadows, least of all in that great spectre
of personal unhappiness which binds half the world to orthodoxy.
- Thomas Huxley

However, please allow me to say that the fundamental
style of my writing has been to start from my personal
matters and then to link it up with society,
the state and the world.
- Kenzaburo Oe

It's also a more personal medium.
It seems to go directly to one's brain.
There are no pictures to distract.
- Bob Edwards

My marriage to my husband, Bart Conner in 1996 is my
proudest personal moment.
- Nadia Comaneci

With my personal preparation at the piano,
I can afford to hum at half voice.
- Placido Domingo

I wrote lyrics that were intensely personal to me a few years ago.
Maybe people know me better now.
- Kylie Minogue

People just automatically say 'If this guy is George and Barbara Bush's son,
we don't have any question about those personal qualities
that we were fooled on by Clinton.'
- Robert Teeter

The beauty comes with the balance.
Everyone should find his own balance in his personal
as well as his professional life.
Once you do so, you will feel and look beautiful.
- Karolina Kurkova

The actor has a constant problem of personal identity.
- Cyril Cusack

Many scammers are only using personal checks for payment
because they can take the money and run.
- Matthew Lesko

Books were my pass to personal freedom.
I learned to read at age three, and soon discovered
there was a whole world to conquer that went beyond our farm in Mississippi.
- Oprah Winfrey

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash.
Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.
- Jim Carrey

There are very few personal problems that cannot be
solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
- Scott Adams

I read the script and try not to bring anything personal into it.
I make notes, talk to the director and we decide what
kinds of shades should be in the character.
- Dennis Farina

I think that public service is tough on a family -
no ifs,
ands, buts about it.
I have my own personal wishes, but they're not always front and center.
- Maria Shriver

I have this personal affinity for the desert.
I am fascinated by the desert.
I love it.
- Erika Slezak

It's always been really important for me to try to
maintain a balanced life,
professional and personal, and this was absolutely
something that my husband and I had hoped for.
- Debra Messing

It's more than a job.
It's very personal, so when you're hurt,
you're really hurt inside.
- Charlotte Gainsbourg

So, I don't know what is going to happen when the CD comes out,
how well it will sell, etc.
But, from a personal point of view, it was a very worthwhile endeavor.
- Geddy Lee

Before I joined the project most of the English people
with whom I had made personal contacts were left wing
and affected to some degree or other by the same kind of philosophy.
- Klaus Fuchs

But I felt that most of us in the world today gave
priority to our personal interests.
- Paul Hoffman

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
- Al Franken

One never knows whether people have principles on principle
or whether for their own personal satisfaction.
- Karel Capek

I still take photographs for my own use,
personal studies.
I do not feel that I can fully express my views through
the medium and this is why I have moved towards painting.
- John Dyer

Radio is the most intimate and socially personal medium in the world.
- Harry von Zell


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