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You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous
We never see what we are not ready to see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Your eyes must not determine what you see. pay attention.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west;
people create distinctions out of their own minds
and then believe them to be true.
- The Buddha
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It is above all by the imagination
that we achieve perception and compassion and hope.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
SPIRIT is the name we give to
the entirety of everything we can perceive
plus the entirety of everything
that is beyond our perception.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The perception of beauty is a moral test.
- Henry David Thoreau
All perception of truth
is the detection of an analogy;
we reason from our hands to our head.
- Henry David Thoreau
The dream you are living is your creation.
It is your perception of reality that you can change at any time.
- don Miguel Ruiz
Those who are highly evolved,
maintain an undiscriminating perception.
Seeing everything, labeling nothing,
they maintain their awareness of the Great Oneness.
Thus they are supported by it.
- Lao Tzu
It is the function of art to renew our perception.
What we are familiar with we cease to see.
The writer shakes up the familiar scene,
and, as if by magic, we see a new meaning in it.
- Anais Nin
Is a belief a perception of the five senses,
or is it a perception of emotional feeling?
Is it better to say "I sense" and/or "I feel"?
Is it better to say " I know" than "I believe"?
Is belief based on experience or on a idea?
My thinking is that belief/believing is a very missed used word.
- Anonymous
We never see Life as it really is.
All we can ever see is the reflection of Life -
distorted by our unique perceptions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
All our knowledge has its origins in our perceptions.
- Leonardo da Vinci
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)
I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)
Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen
And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)
We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)
A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein
Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill
Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius
Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous
Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson
One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche
I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead
You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth
I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin
I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel
Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden
Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller
Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken
You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll
It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda
Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde
One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde
I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard
I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde
The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau
People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry
Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln
Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard
Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron
Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain
My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous
One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller
You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis
People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou
I make it a policy to try never to
make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way.
After all, there's always all kinds of new ways
to make a complete idiot of myself.
Why repeat the old ones?
- Margot Dalton
Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart
Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
- The Buddha
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin
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