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Funny Perception Quotes
Funny Quotes about Perception

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You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous

We never see what we are not ready to see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your eyes must not determine what you see. pay attention.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west;
people create distinctions out of their own minds
and then believe them to be true.
- The Buddha


 

All perception of truth
is the detection of an analogy;
we reason from our hands to our head.
- Henry David Thoreau

The perception of beauty is a moral test.
- Henry David Thoreau

The dream you are living is your creation.
It is your perception of reality that you can change at any time.
- don Miguel Ruiz


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It is above all by the imagination
that we achieve perception and compassion and hope.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

SPIRIT is the name we give to
the entirety of everything we can perceive
plus the entirety of everything
that is beyond our perception.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those who are highly evolved,
maintain an undiscriminating perception.
Seeing everything, labeling nothing,
they maintain their awareness of the Great Oneness.
Thus they are supported by it.
- Lao Tzu

The really explicit phrase is doors of perception.
- Marianne Faithfull

The auditory perception is not sufficient for our knowledge of the world;
it does not have vastness.
- Robert Delaunay

I think the perception of there being a deep gulf between
science and the humanities is false.
- Clifford Geertz

When a film is created, it is created in a language,
which is not only about words, but also the way that
very language encodes our perception of the world,
our understanding of it.
- Andrzej Wajda

I'm inspired by nature.
Other artist's work is important for developing my perception.
- Mike Thompson

There are things known and there are things unknown,
and in between are the doors of perception.
- Aldous Huxley

The UN's unique legitimacy flows from a universal perception
that it pursues a larger purpose than the interests
of one country or a small group of countries.
- Atal Bihari Vajpayee

I was surprised by the response of young people because
there is a perception that those younger than the 1988
generation are not interested in politics.
- Daw Aung San Suu Kyi

Our perception of songs that we've written...
the meaning changes from day to day...
to whatever stage we're at in our life and careers.
- Layne Staley

But the perception of life as an organic unity is a slow achievement,
and depends for its growth on a people's entry into
the main current of world-events.
- Muhammed Iqbal

Our understanding is correlative to our perception.
- Robert Delaunay

The perception of what a thing is and the perception
of what it means are not separate,
either.
- James J. Gibson

It could be my downfall, but I don't think it is -
Hollywood is run on perception,
and if you stray off the path of what you want to do with your career,
it's suicide.
- Charlie Hunnam

After a lifetime of world travel I've been fascinated
that those in the third world don't have the same perception of reality that we do.
- Jim Harrison

Perception is reality.
- Lee Atwater

Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in
order to convey a funny perception of the world.
- Tina Weymouth

Everything in the Universe, throughout all its kingdoms,
is conscious: i.e., endowed with a consciousness of
its own kind and on its own plane of perception.
- H. P. Blavatsky

The thing of which the act of perception is the perception
is experienced as something not mental.
- Samuel Alexander

You will obtain a vision of matter that is perhaps
fatiguing for your imagination,
but pure and stripped of what the requirements of life
make you add to it in external perception.
- Henri Bergson

I like to hide behind the characters I play.
Despite the public perception, I am a very private
person who has a hard time with the fame thing.
- Angelina Jolie

A gloss is a total system of perception and language.
- Talcott Parsons

We are enslaved by anything we do not consciously see.
We are freed by conscious perception.
- Vernon Howard

There is a major ingredient missing from our perception
of how changes are brought about;
that ingredient is power.
- Paul Wellstone

How you first meet the public is how the industry sees you.
You can't argue with them.
That's their perception.
- Meryl Streep

If I were a writer, how I would enjoy being told the novel is dead.
How liberating to work in the margins,
outside a central perception.
You are the ghoul of literature.
Lovely.
- Don DeLillo

The perception is that more important people watch
news in the evenings than in the mornings.
- Reese Schonfeld

The perception of the audience is the interesting part.
If the audience doesn't hear what is going on,
is it going on or not?
- Robert Fripp

Government frequently has a problem recognizing perception versus reality.
- Bill Owens

Photography, as a powerful medium of expression and communications,
offers an infinite variety of perception,
interpretation and execution.
- Ansel Adams

The biggest problem with dyslexic kids is not the perceptual problem,
it is their perception of themselves.
That was my biggest problem.
- Bruce Jenner

In fact, even the perception of a resurgence in crime
can be enough to paralyze business momentum and destroy
the sense of security that a vibrant and progressive city requires.
- Alan Autry

There has been a great gulf in psychological thought
between the perception of space and objects on one
hand and the perception of meaning on the other.
- James J. Gibson

I think that the legitimacy of the court would be undermined
in any case if the court made a decision based on its
perception of public opinion.
- Samuel Alito

I'm not interested in trying to work on people's perceptions.
I am who I am, and if you don't take the time to learn about that,
then your perception is going to be your problem.
- Jim Brown

Anybody who's ever gone through a hard time -
any outsider's perception,
no matter how much information they're given,
they have no idea what the person's life is like.
- Amy Grant

Also, after people play these Sim games,
it tends to change their perception of the world around them,
so they see their city, house or family in a slightly
different way after playing.
- Will Wright

There's this perception sometimes around here that I'm this Hollywood guy.
- Harry Anderson

A famous person to themselves, they don't get up in the morning and think,
I'm famous.
I'm not famous to me.
Famous is a perception.
- Van Morrison

Psychology is still trying to explain the perception
of the position of an object in space,
along with its shape, size, and so on,
and to understand the sensations of color.
- James J. Gibson

If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened
by anyone's perception of me.
- Angelina Jolie

While only about half of the voters feel they know
very much about Reagan or what he stands for,
the Republicans who do have a very positive perception of him.
- Robert Teeter

There are children playing in the streets who could
solve some of my top problems in physics,
because they have modes of sensory perception that I lost long ago.
- J. Robert Oppenheimer

It doubles your perception, to write from the point
of view of someone you're not.
- Michael Ondaatje

It's incredible considering the public perception that
he was tight fisted and he was more than prudent,
and lacked ambition to take Tottenham to where the fans wanted them to be.
- Alan Hansen

I think things changed as a result of a certain perception of our politics.
When we went through our zealous, self-righteous period
it didn't exactly win us any friends.
- Fred Frith

The adjustment of reality to the masses and of the
masses to reality is a process of unlimited scope,
as much for thinking as for perception.
- Walter Benjamin

There is no truth.
There is only perception.
- Gustave Flaubert

Every beauty which is seen here by persons of perception
resembles more than anything else that celestial source
from which we all are come.
- Michelangelo

I like doing a challenging class because it makes me more brave in life.
My perception of hardships is now completely different.
I'm not whining and moaning inside as much.
- Ione Skye

My own perception is that there are two tiers of countries,
one, the original ASEAN, and then the new members.
The new members are in various stages of development.
- Sellapan Ramanathan

As great scientists have said and as all children know,
it is above all by the imagination that we achieve perception,
and compassion, and hope.
- Ursula K. LeGuin

It is the function of art to renew our perception.
What we are familiar with we cease to see.
The writer shakes up the familiar scene,
and, as if by magic, we see a new meaning in it.
- Anais Nin

The perceptive act is a reaction of the mind upon the
object of which it is the perception.
- Samuel Alexander

My own perception of that is somewhat colored by where people ask my advice,
which is still, of course, about changes to Python
internals or at least standard libraries.
- Guido van Rossum

Good critical writing is measured by the perception
and evaluation of the subject;
bad critical writing by the necessity of maintaining
the professional standing of the critic.
- Raymond Chandler

In visual perception a color is almost never seen as it really is -
as it physically is.
This fact makes color the most relative medium in art.
- Josef Albers

In the perception of a tree we can distinguish the act of experiencing,
or perceiving, from the thing experienced,
or perceived.
- Samuel Alexander

Being famous hasn't changed my perception of myself -
I've just grown up.
- Cat Deeley

But any perception of this application being speeded
up requires me to take responsibility.
- David Blunkett

Reality doesn't bite, rather our perception of reality bites.
- Anthony J. D'Angelo

The new limitations are the human ones of perception.
- Milton Babbitt


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