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Funny Peace Mind Quotes
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Every goal, every action, every thought,
every feeling one experiences, whether it be consciously or unconsciously known,
is an attempt to increase one's level of peace of mind.
- Sydney Madwed

Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue,
a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence,
confidence, justice.
- Baruch Spinoza

If there is one principle more deeply rooted
in the mind of every American,
it is that we should have nothing to do with conquest.
- Thomas Jefferson

Other people do not have to change
for us to experience peace of mind.
- Gerald Jampolsky


 

Instead of dwelling on negative thoughts,
cause your mind to dwell on peace and joy.
- Ernest Holmes

A mind at peace, a mind centered
and not focused on harming others,
is stronger than any physical force in the universe.
- Wayne Dyer

I can only have peace of mind when I forgive rather than judge.
- Gerald Jampolsky


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For every minute you remain angry,
you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want peace, stop fighting.
If you want peace of mind,
stop fighting with your thoughts.
- Peter McWilliams

Today is my day to see myself as the face of god:
my mind sparks, and my soul sparkles;
my peace is counterpoint to the clamor of life;
I am a magnificent gift to the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your mind sparks, your soul sparkles,
your peace is counterpoint to the clamor of life,
you are a magnificent gift to the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I lay aside the battles within my own mind,
and grant myself peace.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others.
He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.
- The Buddha

Today is your day to see in yourself the face of god.
Your mind sparks, your soul sparkles.
Your peace is counterpoint to the clamor of life.
You are a magnificent gift to the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To enjoy good health,
to bring true happiness to one's family,
to bring peace to all, one must first
discipline and control one's own mind.
If a man can control his mind
he can find the way to Enlightenment,
and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
- The Buddha

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge.
- Gerald Jampolsky

You'll never find peace of mind until you listen to your heart.
- George Michael

Prayer:
Lord God, Holy Spirit, Giver of All Light,
Bless and Keep All Those of This World.
Grant Us Your Peace, Your Light, Your Love.
Grant Us Complete Renewal of Body, Mind and Spirit -
Continual Rebirth in Newness of Life.
Let Your Light Shine Upon Us and Be Gracious to Us.
Grant to Each and Every One of Us:
Health, Comfort, Joy, Peace Within Ourselves,
Peace Within Our Families, Peace Within Our Communities,
and Peace among All those This World.
Grant That I May Be an Instrument of Thy Peace.
Grant That I May Radiate Thy Peace, Thy Light, Thy Love,
Thy Healing, Thy Comfort, Thy Joy,
to All Those Around Me and All Those in My Thoughts
This Day and Ever More. AMEN.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A decision once taken brings peace to a man's mind and eases his soul.
- Mika Waltari

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of
self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become
the best you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden

You do have a modicum of peace of mind here,
but it's as unsettled as any other place.
- Todd Rundgren

Fill you mind with the meaningless stimuli of a world
preoccupied with meaningless things,
and it will not be easy to feel peace in your heart.
- Marianne Williamson

Work and live to serve others, to leave the world a
little better than you found it and garner for yourself
as much peace of mind as you can.
This is happiness.
- David Sarnoff

I do know that some Buddhists are able to attain peace of mind.
- Martin Scorsese

While conscience is our friend, all is at peace;
however once it is offended,
farewell to a tranquil mind.
- Mary Wortley Montagu

Peace rules the day, where reason rules the mind.
- Wilkie Collins

Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself.
Give yourself peace of mind.
You deserve to be happy.
You deserve delight.
- Hannah Arendt

For peace is not mere absence of war,
but is a virtue that springs from, a state of mind,
a disposition for benevolence, confidence,
justice.
- Baruch Spinoza

First of all when you're a mommy like you like the
consistency of being on a show like that's just peace of mind,
I know I have financial, you know stability.
- Nia Long

I never will have peace of mind.
I'm not constructed that way.
Some things in life can be horrible.
- Julie Christie

Success in its highest and noblest form calls for peace
of mind and enjoyment and happiness which come only
to the man who has found the work that he likes best.
- Napoleon Hill

There are no contests in the Art of Peace.
A true warrior is invincible because he or she contests with nothing.
Defeat means to defeat the mind of contention that we harbor within.
- Morihei Ueshiba

Water is always a support or a healing thing apart from,
you know, love or peace of mind.
- Nastassja Kinski

Money cannot buy peace of mind.
It cannot heal ruptured relationships,
or build meaning into a life that has none.
- Richard M. DeVos

All of us deserve a greater peace of mind,
knowing that our children are better protected wherever they are.
- Bob Ney

There are many things that are essential to arriving at true peace of mind,
and one of the most important is faith,
which cannot be acquired without prayer.
- John Wooden

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
- George Ade

Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
- Calvin Coolidge

The science of the mind can only have for its proper
goal the understanding of human nature by every human being,
and through its use, brings peace to every human soul.
- Alfred Adler

Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not
having any opinion at all.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

Order is the sanity of the mind, the health of the body,
the peace of the city, the security of the state.
Like beams in a house or bones to a body,
so is order to all things.
- Robert Southey

Also, I am very religious.
It gave me peace of mind all my career.
- Emerson Fittipaldi

Peace of mind comes from not wanting to change others.
- Gerald Jampolsky

The best part of being a vegan is the purity and peace
of mind one experiences and the strong connection I
feel to the animal kingdom.
- Uri Geller

When you've seen beyond yourself, then you may find,
peace of mind is waiting there.
- George Harrison

You find that you have peace of mind and can enjoy yourself,
get more sleep, and rest when you know that it was
a one hundred percent effort that you gave -
win or lose.
- Gordie Howe

Whatever we are waiting for - peace of mind,
contentment, grace, the inner awareness of simple abundance -
it will surely come to us,
but only when we are ready to receive it with an open and grateful heart.
- Sarah Ban Breathnach

It's a miracle to be an actor and to know that you
have a job to go to a year from now is a rare thing,
so I think peace of mind and financial stability come with that.
Hopefully I'm a little wiser and have a little more
perspective in my life than I did then.
- Debra Messing

When I am able to resist the temptation to judge others,
I can see them as teachers of forgiveness in my life,
reminding me that I can only have peace of mind when
I forgive rather than judge.
- Gerald Jampolsky

After all, I long to be in America again,
nay, if I can go home to return no more to Europe,
it seems to me that I shall ever enjoy more peace of mind,
and even Physical comfort than I can meet with in any
portion of the world beside.
- John James Audubon

A desire arises in the mind.
It is satisfied immediately another comes.
In the interval which separates two desires a perfect calm reigns in the mind.
It is at this moment freed from all thought,
love or hate.
Complete peace equally reigns between two mental waves.
- Sivananda

Peace is not a relationship of nations.
It is a condition of mind brought about by a serenity of soul.
Peace is not merely the absence of war.
It is also a state of mind.
Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

When time and space and change converge,
we find place.
We arrive in Place when we resolve things.
Place is peace of mind and understanding.
Place is knowledge of self.
Place is resolution.
- Abdullah Ibrahim

Let there be peace on earth.
And let it begin with me.
- Jill Jackson Miller

Nobody can bring you peace but yourself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The life of inner peace,
being harmonious and without stress,
is the easiest type of existence.
- Norman Vincent Peale

One can not reflect in streaming water.
Only those who know internal peace can give it to others.
- Lao Tzu

If we have no peace,
it is because we have forgotten
that we belong to each other.
- Mother Teresa

We will not learn how to live together in peace
by killing each other's children.
- Jimmy Carter

Avoid popularity if you would have peace.
- Abraham Lincoln

If everyone demanded peace
instead of another television set,
then there'd be peace.
- John Lennon

Guilt for being rich,
and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough
and you have to go and get shot or something.
- John Lennon

Parents are not interested in justice,
they're interested in peace and quiet.
- Bill Cosby

What can you do to promote world peace?
Go home and love your family.
- Mother Teresa

A peace is of the nature of a conquest;
for then both parties nobly are subdued,
and neither party loser.
- William Shakespeare

Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must
be taken one step at a time.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

We make war that we may live in peace.
- Aristotle

I happen to dig being able to use whatever mystique
I have to further the idea of peace.
- Garrett Morris

If anyone is unhappy, remember that
his unhappiness is his own fault...
Nothing else is the cause of anxiety or loss of tranquility
except our own opinion.
- Epictetus

Where ignorance is our master,
there is no possibility of real peace.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion,
than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace.
- Andre Gide


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