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Funny Pay Attention Quotes
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Curiosity takes courage.
The most important promises are the ones you make to yourself.
Pay Attention.
Appreciate. Listen. Imagine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I have three kinds of friends:
those who love me,
those who pay no attention to me,
and those who detest me.
- Nicolas De Chamfort

Pay attention to rainbows, and snowflakes,
butterflies and the songs of birds,
the crash of storm-driven waves
and the mirror-surface of a quiet pond.
Let the depths of nature become a part of your innermost being.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your eyes must not determine what you see. pay attention.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


 

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say.
I just watch what they do.
- Andrew Carnegie

Look closely... See with new eyes...
Don't just pass by what is familiar without a thought.
Pay attention and look closely.
There is beauty - there is discovery -
there in a whole new world hiding
beneath the face of the familiar.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our "Rainbows and Butterflies" are the small miracles of our life -
the little things that are so easy to overlook,
yet so awe inspiring when we take a moment
to notice and to pay attention.
Give thanks for the rainbows, for the butterflies,
for all God's creatures - large and small,
for the bright blue sky and the soft fog and the gentle rain,
for the tree veiled in the season's first frost,
for the baby's laugh,
for the touch of a hand and the whispered "I love you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Footprints in the sand...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Pay attention.
Don't let resentments or pessimism answer for you.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are choirs singing in your head.
If you listen, you will hear the music.
It is the song of angels.
Pay no attention to the sounds of the world.
They are just noises, and even when
added up all together
they have no value, make no sense.
Strain to hear the song of angels.
Listen to the melody within your soul.
- Neale Donald Walsch

Rainbows and butterflies are themselves beautiful and highly symbolic,
but they are also representative of
all the small miracles of our life -
the little things that are so easy to overlook,
yet so awe inspiring when we take a moment
to notice and to pay attention.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We save limited resources in terms of who we are physically screening.
The approach will allow us to pay more attention to
those potential terrorists.
- John Pistole

That's very nice if they want to publish you,
but don't pay too much attention to it.
It will toss you away.
Just continue to write.
- Natalie Goldberg

Never pay the slightest attention to what a company
president ever says about his stock.
- Bernard Baruch

People say I pay too much attention to the look of
a movie but for God's sake,
I'm not producing a Radio 4 Play for Today,
I'm making a movie that people are going to look at.
- Ridley Scott

I mean, I haven't been completely lacking in some enjoyment
of Chuck Berry or Buddy Holly.
But I just didn't pay attention to that period of music,
obviously.
- Warren Zevon

We may not always be aware of it, but we all create
and repeat affirmations constantly.
The problem is, we typically don't pay attention
to exactly what those affirmations are saying.
Often we go through the day giving ourselves
all sorts of contradictory, or even negative messages.
We may project confidence to the world around us,
while our inner dialogue says...
I hope this works.
I am so nervous about this.
I hope I don't blow it.
Affirmations are self fulfilling prophecies.
If we say, This is never going to work
... then chances are excellent it never will.
- John Assaraf

People in New York pay attention to national issues -
a huge percentage of people.
- Sydney Schanberg

I pay a lot of attention to how things are done and
the whole activity of building something is interesting.
- Donald Judd

If a person can be said to have the wrong attitude,
there is no need to pay attention to his arguments.
- John McCarthy

I've been with certain stars; some are caring and pay
attention to their fans and to their fellow performers and some are too busy.
Elvis never seemed too busy.
- Minnie Pearl

An expert is someone who has succeeded in making decisions
and judgements simpler through knowing what to pay
attention to and what to ignore.
- Edward de Bono

In the first place, you must pay great attention to the key note.
- William Billings

We are a business, and you do a little of what you think's right,
pay your bills, and attract...
a single record attracts attention to your concerts and your albums.
- Bruce Johnston

You have to pay attention to the moment and make it
the best it can be for you.
I've been trying to do that.
It's really made a major difference for me.
I'm a happier person.
- Tracy Chapman

If you look at a lot of animated movies,
they don't pay attention to how things move through space.
- Brad Bird

In our show you have to pay attention and know what happened before.
I think it's very intelligent entertainment.
It makes demands of viewers that a lot of shows don't.
- Victor Garber

There's a lot of pain in my heart because what I accomplished was second to none.
I'm not losing any sleep, but I do pay attention every year at this time.
- Bob Hayes

I'm used to the golf course playing soft,
so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.
- Raymond Floyd

I'm saying look, here they come, pay attention.
Let your eyes transform what appears ordinary,
commonplace, into what it is, a moment in time,
an observed fragment of eternity.
- Philip Levine

Oftentimes, in fact I think this is to my fault,
I look at usually scripts as a whole.
I should probably pay more attention to the character
that I'm going to play and what they do.
- Cameron Diaz

Well the press and things like that are pretty hard core,
but I don't pay too much attention to that.
- Holly Valance

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not
be president of the United States,
please pay attention.
- Molly Ivins

I pay attention to the actors and stuff,
but not even that much.
I don't pay attention to who's writing.
- Jason Mewes

Tell me to what you pay attention and I will tell you who you are.
- Jose Ortega y Gasset

I really pay attention to the bass in the music I listen to,
and that's what I tend to write toward.
- Dustin Diamond

Pay no attention to what the critics say;
no statue has ever been put up to a critic.
- Jean Sibelius

Living inside the shuttle was a little like camping out.
We ended up sleeping in our seats.
You had to pay attention to housekeeping,
not get things too dirty.
- Robert Crippen

Basically, the actor's job is to pay attention to the script.
- Joe Morton

We're one of the most highly regulated industries,
and we have to pay attention to what government is doing.
- Paul R. Ehrlich

I didn't pay as much attention in school as I would have liked to.
- Gillian Anderson

You have to pay attention to the work on the page and
make it as good as possible because it could be your last.
- Milo Ventimiglia

Like, my mother would have company over,
and I would sing so they'd pay attention to me.
- Little Richard

The problem...
is that most members of Congress don't pay attention to what's going on.
- John McCain

You have to pay a lot of attention to what's important,
what's permanent, what's real.
- Jim Balsillie

Since you cannot do good to all, you are to pay special attention to those who,
by the accidents of time, or place, or circumstances,
are brought into closer connection with you.
- Augustine of Hippo

I recognize we will pay more attention when we have different leadership.
- Octavia Butler

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame.
I simply follow my own feelings.
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Mistakes can be corrected by those who pay attention
to facts but dogmatism will not be corrected by those
who are wedded to a vision.
- Thomas Sowell

Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention
to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read
it in the original author?
- Philip Gilbert Hamerton

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you.
Just measure it in inches.
- Andy Warhol

Pay attention to your body.
The point is everybody is different.
You have to figure out what works for you.
- Andrew Weil

This means I must pay close attention to the writing,
but equally so to the scientific background -
which sometimes means doing fairly involved calculations.
- Stanley Schmidt

As a teacher you are more or less obliged to pay the
same amount of attention to everything.
That can wear you down.
- Marilyn Hacker

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first
to discover your mistakes.
- Antisthenes

My job is to pay attention to my children's genius
and allow those leanings to lead them to their future.
- Lisa Whelchel

Do just once what others say you can't do,
and you will never pay attention to their limitations again.
- James Cook

I am a control freak.
I am very hands on and pay attention to details.
- Victoria Beckham

I have the Pleasure to assure you Congress pay particular
Attention to the Defence of New Jersey,
and hitherto have denied us nothing which we have Asked for that Purpose.
- Abraham Clark

If you are looking for smart judging based on merit,
skip the Academy Awards next year and pay attention
to the Independent Spirit Awards.
- Annie Proulx

There's a lot of other movies I like,
but I don't even pay attention to directors to tell you the truth.
- Jason Mewes

When you arrive at your destination,
pay absolutely no attention to the thing people call jetlag.
- Lara St.
John

We tend to pay attention to that which is the most
current on our radar screen.
- Warren Rudman

The things journalists should pay attention to are
the issues the political leadership agrees on,
rather than to their supposed antagonisms.
- Michael Pollan

Don't pay any attention to the critics -
don't even ignore them.
- Samuel Goldwyn

They pay little attention to what we say and prefer to read tea leaves.
- Nikita Khrushchev

I used to just sign papers and not pay no attention to what I'm signing.
- Otis Rush

I had 16 other prisons that I needed to pay attention to,
and we did.
And I had 3,400 soldiers who were depending on me to take care of them,
and I did.
- Janis Karpinski

You have to learn the crowd.
I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
- Dane Cook

When the size of the group supporting your cause reaches a critical mass,
any legislator or elected official has to pay attention.
- Mark Shields

To pay attention, this is our endless and proper work.
- Mary Oliver

So if people will pay attention to what I say because
of our success as a group,
I am going to use that.
- Kevin Richardson


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