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Funny Patience Quotes
Funny Quotes about Patience

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Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Patience, persistence, and perseverance.
A little more each day, a little better each day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Haste is blind and improvident.
- Titus Livius (Livy)

A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else.
- George Savile


 

A jug fills drop by drop.
- The Buddha

No great thing is created suddenly.
- Epictetus

Every calamity is to be overcome by endurance.
- Virgil


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Keep moving. Don't stop. But don't rush.
Don't race around.
Sure and steady gets you there every time.
- Neale Donald Walsch

I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
- Abraham Lincoln

The finest workers in stone are not copper or steel tools,
but the gentle touches of air and water
working at their leisure with a liberal allowance of time.
- Henry David Thoreau

If patience is worth anything,
it must endure to the end of time.
And a living faith will last
in the midst of the blackest storm.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes,
packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners,
and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
- Paul Sweeney

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows,
cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
- Cleveland Amory

The greatest power is often simple patience.
- E. Joseph Cossman

The key to everything is patience.
You get the chicken by hatching the egg,
not by smashing it open.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

The way lies in softness and patience,
as the softest water cuts through the hardest rock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I have just three things to teach:
simplicity, patience, compassion.
These three are your greatest treasures.
- Lao Tzu

Spirit has unlimited patience,
and will wait for me to evolve.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous

It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss;
volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.
- George Santayana

Every great dream begins with a dreamer.
Always remember, you have within you the strength,
the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.
- Harriet Tubman

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience.
Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.
- Hal Borland

Patience, persistence and perspiration
make an unbeatable combination for success.
- Napoleon Hill

Everything that slows us down and forces patience,
everything that sets us back into the slow circles of nature,
is a help. Gardening is an instrument of grace.
- May Sarton

Patience is the companion of wisdom.
- Saint Augustine

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him,
and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.
- Moliere

Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness,
and the word happy would lose its meaning
if it were not balanced by sadness.
It is far better take things as they come along
with patience and equanimity.
- Carl Jung

Stop! Breathe deeply.
Begin bringing peace to the outer world
by regaining your own inner peace.
Choose love, choose gratitude,
choose forgiveness, choose peace.
Begin with your own inner peace.
Then use that inner peace
as a platform from which
to approach the outer world
with perspective, understanding, and patience.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I grow plants for many reasons: to please my eye or to please my soul,
to challenge the elements or to challenge my patience,
for novelty or for nostalgia, but mostly for the joy in seeing them grow.
- David Hobson

He preacheth patience that never knew pain.
- H. G. Bohn

There is no road too long to the man who advances deliberately and without undue haste;
there are no honors too distant to the man who prepares
himself for them with patience.
- Jean de la Bruyere

Affliction is the wholesome soil of virtue,
where patience, honor, sweet humility,
and calm fortitude, take root and strongly flourish.
- David Mallet

Deliberately seek opportunities for kindness,
sympathy, and patience.
- Evelyn Underhill

He who rides the sea of the Nile must have sails woven of patience.
- William Golding

To bear with patience wrongs done to oneself is a mark of perfection,
but to bear with patience wrongs done to someone else
is a mark of imperfection and even of actual sin.
- Thomas Aquinas

I haven't got a lot of patience.
- Jeffrey Katzenberg

Good ideas are not adopted automatically.
They must be driven into practice with courageous patience.
- Hyman Rickover

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and
a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
- John Updike

A statesman wants courage and a statesman wants vision;
but believe me,
after six months' experience, he wants first,
second, third and all the time - patience.
- Stanley Baldwin

You have to find the peace and patience within yourself
to be a model and an example to others and not judge.
- Judith Light

It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die,
than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience.
- Julius Caesar

Beware of him that is slow to anger;
for when it is long coming,
it is the stronger when it comes, and the longer kept.
Abused patience turns to fury.
- Francis Quarles

With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
- Daisaku Ikeda

Have patience.
All things are difficult before they become easy.
- Saadi

When traveling with someone, take large does of patience
and tolerance with your morning coffee.
- Helen Hayes

The principle part of faith is patience.
- George MacDonald

Patience makes a women beautiful in middle age.
- Elliot Paul

Patience can't be acquired overnight.
It is just like building up a muscle.
Every day you need to work on it.
- Eknath Easwaran

Endurance is nobler than strength, and patience than beauty.
- John Ruskin

Anyhow, a philosophical turn of thought now was not amiss,
else one's patience would have given out almost at the harbour entrance.
The term of her probation was eight days.
- Joshua Slocum

My advice to someone to follow in my footsteps is to have patience.
I've been doing this for twelve years.
- Christina Milian

Find patience in the breath of life.
- Ryunosuke Satoro

Gardeners are good at nurturing, and they have a great quality of patience,
they're tender.
They have to be persistent.
- Ralph Fiennes

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
- Titus Maccius Plautus

Endurance is patience concentrated.
- Thomas Carlyle

Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
- Ambrose Bierce

I have declared that patience is never more than patient.
I too have declared, that I who am not patient am patient.
- Gertrude Stein

Everything is out there if you know how to find it,
and have the patience.
I don't and haven't, but that's my problem.
- Tom Holt

And we ask the American people to play an important
part of our layered defense.
We ask for cooperation, patience and a commitment to
vigilance in the face of a determined enemy.
- Janet Napolitano

The marvel of all history is the patience with which
men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid
upon them by their governments.
- George Washington

There are nine requisites for contented living:
HEALTH enough to make work a pleasure;
WEALTH enough to support your needs;
STRENGTH enough to battle with difficulties and forsake them;
GRACE enough to confess your sins and overcome them;
PATIENCE enough to toil until some good is accomplished;
CHARITY enough to see some good in your neighbor;
LOVE enough to move you to be useful and helpful to others;
FAITH enough to make real the things of God;
HOPE enough to remove all anxious fears concerning the future.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Hope is patience with the lamp lit.
- Tertullian

Secretary of War Stanton used to get out of patience
with Lincoln because he was all the time pardoning
men who ought to be shot.
- Elihu Root

It is strange that the years teach us patience;
that the shorter our time,
the greater our capacity for waiting.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Abused patience turns to fury.
- Thomas Fuller

It seems likely that many of the young who don't wait
for others to call them artists,
but simply announce that they are, don't have the patience to make art.
- Pauline Kael

So it's been a slow process and it's taken some patience.
That's why patients are called patients I think -
patience is required.
- Bowie Kuhn

Genius is eternal patience.
- Michelangelo

Patience has its limits.
Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
- George Jackson

Patience and tenacity are worth more than twice their weight of cleverness.
- Thomas Huxley

Have patience with all things, But, first of all with yourself.
- Saint Francis de Sales


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