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Funny Party Quotes
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One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.
- Winston Churchill

In great contests, each party claims to act
in accordance with the will of God.
Both may be, and one must be wrong.
- Abraham Lincoln

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
- Leslie Gore

Because we believe that our ethnic group,
our society, our political party, our God,
is better than your God, we kill each other.
- Neale Donald Walsch


 

I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career.
I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party,
what my son was writing.
I was thinking about Legos.
- Jill Clayburgh

I binge when I'm happy.
When everything is going really well,
every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
- Kirstie Alley

We win justice quickest by rendering
justice to the other party.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


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There are many men of principle in both parties in America,
but there is no party of principle.
- Alexis de Tocqueville

I am not the Catholic candidate for President.
I am the Democratic Party's candidate for President,
who happens also to be a Catholic.
- John F. Kennedy

What is human warfare but just this;
an effort to make the laws of God and
nature take sides with one party.
- Henry David Thoreau

Our party is a diverse one, as is my home state of Illinois.
- Dick Durbin

Some guys say beauty is only skin deep.
But when you walk into a party, you don't see somebody's brain.
The initial contact has to be the sniffing.
- James Caan

Future generations are not going to ask us
what political party were you in.
They are going to ask what did you do about it,
when you knew the glaciers were melting.
- Martin Sheen

A peace is of the nature of a conquest;
for then both parties nobly are subdued,
and neither party loser.
- William Shakespeare

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party.
- Herbert Hoover

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss,
in the Republican Party he is a leader.
- Harry S. Truman

Life may not be the party we hoped for,
but while we are here we might as well dance.
- Anonymous

My family is more important than my party.
- Zell Miller

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older,
I'm grumpy and terrible with them.
As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party,
you couldn't pay me enough.
- Johnny Vegas

The largest party in America, by the way,
is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans.
It's the party of non-voters.
- Robert Reich

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
- Robin Williams

When we see the face of God
we shall know that we have always known it.
He has been a party to, has made, sustained
and moved moment by moment within,
all our earthly experiences of innocent love.
- C. S. Lewis

Although...
the Chief Magistrate must almost of necessity be chosen
by a party and stand pledged to its principles and measures,
yet in his official action he should not be the President of a party only,
but of the whole people of the United States.
- James K. Polk

Life is magnificent - just as it comes.
Life has no need for fancy clothes, or lipstick.
Life is no pig.
Our life is the greatest gift of all creation.
When we are unhappy with life -
when we are shocked by the stock market,
or dismayed by our choice of political candidates,
let us not lash out in anger.
But also, let us not try to pretty up life
with some lipstick and some party clothes.
See life clearly - no rose colored glasses -
and then CHOOSE to love life.
CHOOSE to be happy, be joyful, be grateful,
be forgiving of everyone and of every act
we believe has hurt us.
Life just "IS."
We get to CHOOSE our relationship with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You always get a special kick on opening day,
no matter how many you go through.
You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid.
You think something wonderful is going to happen.
- Joe DiMaggio

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter,
taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn.
The Republicans are the party that says government
doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
- P. J. O'Rourke

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long
as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at
the places I wasn't going to.
I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every
party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.
- Andy Warhol

This party is full of stars.
They will all have their chance to shine.
- Roger Knapman

I met a hustler at a dinner party.
He had been invited because I was looking for an adviser
to help me with the street scenes.
So we put him on the film.
- John Schlesinger

Thom is one of those wonderful people to cook for because he absolutely loves it,
just loves it.
He loves to eat and drink and he'd be a great guest at any dinner party.
- Ted Allen

I sometimes read in a gossip column that I was at a
party when I was in Europe at the time.
It sometimes feels I've got a Doppelganger somewhere.
- Candace Bushnell

It's nice to have a lot of people in the field.
Independent, third party, Libertarian,
Reform and other party candidates can do what they want to do.
I welcome them to the race.
- John Murray

It is important that the United States remain a two-party system.
I'm a fellow who likes small parties and the Republican
Party can't be too small to suit me.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

The Republican Party would be really smart to absorb
as much of the Tea Party movement as possible.
- Sarah Palin

The actual gap between Labor, Likud and the new central party is microscopic.
- Amos Oz

In times of peace, the war party insists on making preparation for war.
As soon as prepared for, it insists on making war.
- Robert M. La Follette

Sinn Fein is the fastest growing party on the island of Ireland.
- Martin McGuinness

The problem is, the Republican Party hasn't done anything
to make this country better and I speak as a Republican.
- Charles Evers

Look at my arms, you will find no party hand-cuff on them.
- Davy Crockett

The President of the United States should strive to
be always mindful of the fact that he serves his party
best who serves his country best.
- Rutherford B. Hayes

We don't have a lot of Reagan-type leaders in our party.
Remember Ronald Reagan Democrats? I want a Republican
that can attract Democrats.
- Lindsey Graham

A blue dog, you know, is the opposite of a yellow dog.
And a yellow dog was somebody who was willing to follow
his party even when he knew it was wrong.
- Mike Thompson

My purpose was to get leave to bring my party into
the settlements in order to outfit and to obtain the
supplies that had now become necessary.
- John Charles Fremont

Tell us exactly - certainly our listeners -
why does it appear that some folks,
certainly in the Democratic Party and in the news media -
seem to be afraid of you?
- Tony Brown

Someone said that life is a party.
You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.
- Elsa Maxwell

It's essential not to have an ideology,
not to be a member of a political party.
While the writer can have certain political views,
he has to be careful not to have his hands tied.
- Manuel Puig

Though the Jazz Age continued it became less and less an affair of youth.
The sequel was like a children's party taken over by the elders.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

There is no struggle, rift, fight between those who
claim the banner of the tea party and those who are in the Republican Party.
We work together.
- Michael Steele

I wish the Libertarian Party would get more play in
the media but they don't.
- Glenn Danzig

We have to think about the future and what it is we
want to accomplish from this party.
- Eddie Bernice Johnson

It is hypocritical that Republicans can call any President
"polarizing" after what Bush and the Republican Party
did during his 8 years in office.
- Jeffrey C. Stewart

New Zealand, by the way, where I was ambassador,
has had two women prime ministers - one from either party.
- Carol Moseley Braun

We see less of Dave, certainly, and he's kind of fallen
out of the sphere of our group,
mostly because he's working on his show,
and has kind of lost the fun of the party.
- Bruce McCulloch

I belong to no organized party.
I am a Democrat.
- Will Smith

Some of the free lunch programs were still goin' on -
based on the last leg of the Black Panther Party.
- Kool Moe Dee

By rejecting abortion-on-demand, we can move our party back to the mainstream.
- Robert Casey

At every party there are two kinds of people -
those who want to go home and those who don't.
The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
- Ann Landers

I still feel like I've crashed the party.
- Renee Zellweger

Disloyalty is the secret weapon of the Tory Party.
- Julian Critchley

If you want an interesting party sometime,
combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.
- Robert Fulghum

No attempt at ethical or social seduction can eradicate
from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party.
So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin.
- Aneurin Bevan

The violence had broken out in both sides,
but our philosophy as a party was very,
very clear.
- John Hume

I joined the Communist Party because I felt I had to be in some organization.
- Klaus Fuchs

If I am at a party, I want to be at the party.
Too many photographers use the camera to avoid participating in things.
They become professional observers.
- Robert Mapplethorpe

I will not speak with disrespect of the Republican Party.
I always speak with respect of the past.
- Woodrow Wilson

A Labour party is not a debating club,
it is a party of action.
- Karl Radek

Party honesty is party expediency.
- Grover Cleveland

I don't think that has to be our choice...
This party was born in principle.
This party will die if it doesn't stand by its decision of principle.
- Alan Keyes

For instance, I was a little surprised that the Shiites
didn't rise up against Saddam and the Baath party across
most of the country when the Americans moved in March and April of 2003.
- Juan Cole

Rest assured that my support for any eventual reform
package will be based firmly upon what is in the best
interests of the people of Upstate New York,
not any party or president.
- James T. Walsh

The most important thing to say is that Sinn Fein isn't going back to anything.
We are a party on the move.
- Martin McGuinness


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