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Funny Paradise Quotes
Funny Quotes about Paradise

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This moment! - this here-now - is forgotten
when you start thinking in terms of achieving something.
When the achieving mind arises,
you lose contact with the paradise you are in.
- Osho

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
- Jorge Luis Borges

Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse - and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness -
And Wilderness is Paradise enow.
- Omar Khayyam

It is better to have your head in the clouds,
and know where you are...
than to breathe the clearer atmosphere below them,
and think that you are in paradise.
- Henry David Thoreau


 

Home is where our loved ones are.
Home is not a structure, but the place that we feel comfortable,
the place we belong - the place of our loved ones.
A palace is not a home without loved ones.
A shack or an open field can be paradise
when shared with a loving family.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to
arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
- Erma Bombeck

Paradise is open to all kind hearts.
- Pierre Jean de Beranger


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On my return to Cornwall I discovered that I was living in a tropical paradise.
For now I am content to explore my own home and our
nearest neighbour France.
- John Dyer

We did not get any money from the early records.
It was all taken by crooked managers.
It is just a gangster's paradise.
- Robert Wyatt

We save paradise by an intense education program where
you get people that you can trust to talk sanely about
the environment and hope that the message will get through.
- Arthur Boyd

The heart of man is, so to speak, the paradise of God.
- Alphonsus Liguori

In a republic, that paradise of debility,
the politician is a petty tyrant who obeys the laws.
- Emile M. Cioran

Adam was placed in Paradise in perfect estate,
and in the company of God's angels; God walked and did talk with him.
He heard the voice, and beheld the presence of God.
- John Jewel

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
- Victor Hugo

No one shall expel us from the paradise that Cantor has created for us.
- David Hilbert

If you cannot catch a bird of paradise,
better take a wet hen.
- Nikita Khrushchev

Perhaps there is only one cardinal sin:
impatience.
Because of impatience we were driven out of Paradise,
because of impatience we cannot return.
- W. H. Auden

Your library is your paradise.
- Desiderius Erasmus

When you look at me, when you think of me,
I am in paradise.
- William Makepeace Thackeray

Oxford, the paradise of dead philosophies.
- George Santayana

I have read descriptions of Paradise that would make
any sensible person stop wanting to go there.
- Charles de Secondat

England is the paradise of women, the purgatory of men,
and the hell of horses.
- John Florio

Children are the keys of paradise.
- Eric Hoffer

Be such a man, and live such a life,
that if every man were such as you,
and every life a life like yours, this earth would be God's Paradise.
- Phillips Brooks

When government disappears, it's not as if paradise will take its place.
When governments are gone, other interests will take their place.
- Lawrence Lessig

It's been mentioned or suggested that Paradise will not be well studied,
because it's about this unimportant intellectual topic,
which is religion.
- Toni Morrison

A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell!
- Thomas Fuller

Utility is when you have one telephone,
luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three -
and paradise is when you have none.
- Doug Larson

Our notion of the perfect society embraces the family
as its center and ornament,
and this paradise is not secure until children appear
to animate and complete the picture.
- Amos Bronson Alcott

Those who promise us paradise on earth never produced anything but a hell.
- Karl Popper

We lived on the Key West Army Base.
Key West for me was a tropical island paradise.
- Gloria Swanson

By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda,
one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an
extremely wretched life as paradise.
- Adolf Hitler

Only a fool would refuse to enter a fool's paradise
when that's the only paradise he'll ever have a chance to enter.
- Jessamyn West

To Paradise, the Arabs say, Satan could never find
the way Until the peacock led him in.
- Charles Godfrey Leland

Gold is a treasure, and he who possesses it does all
he wishes to in this world,
and succeeds in helping souls into paradise.
- Christopher Columbus

Graphic design is the paradise of individuality,
eccentricity, heresy, abnormality, hobbies and humors.
- George Santayana

I went to the Paradise Restaurant on 49th Street and
Broadway which was where they were playing,
and I sat in.
- Ray Conniff

A worker's paradise is a consumer's hell.
- Esther Dyson

Scientific truth is marvelous, but moral truth is divine
and whoever breathes its air and walks by its light
has found the lost paradise.
- Horace Mann

To Adam Paradise was home.
To the good among his descendants home is paradise.
- Augustus Hare

As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven,
it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape.
- John Lancaster Spalding

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now...
only much, much better.
- Laurie Anderson

Paradise is too perfect for humanity.
- Dario Argento

The symbolic view of things is a consequence of long absorption in images.
Is sign language the real language of Paradise?
- Hugo Ball

It is a curious thing...
that every creed promises a paradise which will be
absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
- Evelyn Waugh

Move to California.
Malibu is paradise.
- David Geffen

Ah, to think how thin the veil that lies Between the
pain of hell and Paradise.
- George William Russell

Why have we had to invent Eden, to live submerged in
the nostalgia of a lost paradise,
to make up utopias, propose a future for ourselves?
- Julio Cortazar

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
- John Berry

When people come to Jamaica, we don't want them to
think about the problems of Jamaica.
So let them come be in their paradise.
- Ziggy Marley

It is in games that many men discover their paradise.
- Robert Wilson Lynd

Ruby in Paradise and the intensity and quality that
I was able to experience on Smoke were equally as important
to me as working on this movie every day for three-and-a-half months.
- Ashley Judd

If one cannot catch a bird of paradise,
better take a wet hen.
- Nikita Khrushchev

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward,
but he is sure of both in the end.
- William Penn

The only paradise is paradise lost.
- Marcel Proust

Recollection is the only paradise from which we cannot be turned out.
- Jean Paul

Every beloved object is the center point of a paradise.
- Novalis

I would say my theme has always been paradise lost,
always the lost cause, the lost leader,
the lost utopia.
- Marguerite Young

For an Italian peasant a telegram from anywhere is a wondrous thing;
and a cable from the terrestrial paradise of America
is not lightly to be disregarded.
- Howard K. Smith

Paradise was made for tender hearts;
hell,
for loveless hearts.
- Voltaire

Marx was fortunate to have been born eighty years before Walt Disney.
Disney also promised a child's paradise and unlike Marx,
delivered on his promise.
- John Ralston Saul

An Aristotle was but the rubbish of an Adam,
and Athens but the rudiments of Paradise.
- Robert South

He who indulges in falsehood will find the paths of paradise shut to him.
- Abu Bakr

Hell is where everyone is doing his own thing.
Paradise is where everyone is doing God's thing.
- Thomas Howard

He who aspires to paradise should learn to deal with people with kindness.
- Abu Bakr

Not in purity or in holiness merely,
for in Paradise man was holy,
and he shall be holy when redeemed through the sacrifice
of Christ and made an heir of heaven.
- Matthew Simpson

If you are nice, and keep your promise,
we will be in paradise.
- Camille Claudel

I should have no use for a paradise in which I should
be deprived of the right to prefer hell.
- Jean Rostand

A marvel that has nothing to offer, democracy is at
once a nation's paradise and its tomb.
- Emile M. Cioran

We must prefer real hell to an imaginary paradise.
- Simone Weil

Where choice begins, Paradise ends, innocence ends,
for what is Paradise but the absence of any need to choose this action?
- Arthur Miller


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