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Funny Over Quotes
Funny Quotes about Over

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Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
- Jay London

I got a good mind to join a club
and beat you over the head with it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup


 

Tip the world over on its side and
everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
- H. L. Mencken

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- Samuel Johnson [also attributed to Oscar Wilde]


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(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- Joan Rivers

The man who does not read good books
has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain

Might I perhaps win my wings?
I've been waiting for over 200 years now, sir,
and people ARE beginning to talk.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
- W. C. Fields

It would be insane for me to
lose sleep over the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
- Winston Churchill

Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers

The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.
- Winston Churchill

Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion.
The several sects perform the office of a Censor -
over each other.
- Thomas Jefferson

It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again,
but expecting different results.
- Rita Mae Brown, also attributed to Einstein

Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous

And you would accept the seasons of your heart
just as you have always accepted
that seasons pass over your fields
and you would watch with serenity
through the winters of your grief.
- Khalil Gibran

Protect your vision.
Prevail over adversity.
Persevere in the midst of turmoil.
Passionately act upon your convictions.
Purposely walk into the day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
- Anonymous

The greatest weapon against stress
is our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world,
and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Anger is a destructive emotion
that becomes instinctive over the years.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To a philosopher all news,
as it is called, is gossip,
and they who edit and read it
are old women over their tea.
- Henry David Thoreau

When someone you love dies,
you don't lose them all at once.
You lose them in pieces over time
- the movie Simon Birch

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again
and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein (attributed)

For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity.
- William Penn

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life
comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.
- Robert A. Heinlein

The wise man looks back into the past,
and does not grieve over what is far off,
nor rejoice over what is near;
for he knows that time is without end.
- Lao Tzu

THE fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
- Carl Sandburg

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over
which he must pass himself;
for every man has need to be forgiven.
- Thomas Fuller

If you are over 30, get out your high-school yearbook
and look for ideas you can apply today -
perhaps an innocent optimism about life -
perhaps a hobby you loved.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Get mad, then get over it.
- Colin Powell

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet
off the ground and won't stand still.
- Calvin Trillin

I learned that courage was not the absence of fear,
but the triumph over it.
The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid,
but he who conquers that fear.
- Nelson Mandela

When we are happy and serene,
time loses its power over us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled.
The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over
and let the beautiful stuff out.
- Ray Bradbury

I do not want to foresee the future.
I am concerned with taking care of the present.
God has given me no control over the moment following.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.
- Henry David Thoreau

I am never going to have anything more to do
with politics or politicians.
When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely
to writing and painting.
- Winston Churchill

When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed
by choosing personality over character.
- W. Somerset Maugham

You can have no dominion greater or
less than that over yourself.
- Leonardo da Vinci

If a man achieves victory over this body,
who in the world can exercise power over him? He who
rules himself rules over the whole world.
- Vinoba Bhave

The way to do fieldwork is never to
come up for air until it is all over.
- Margaret Mead

Men occasionally stumble over the truth,
but most of them pick themselves up
and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill

No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old,
and that I know.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Nothing external to you has any power over you.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every blade of grass has an angel
that bends over it and whispers, "grow! grow!
- Talmud

Don't trust anyone over 30.
- Pat Boone

One whispered yes becomes the wind song over an ocean of no's.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I am so thirsty for the marvelous
that only the marvelous has power over me.
- Anais Nin

You have a row of dominoes set up;
you knock over the first one,
and what will happen to the last one
is that it will go over very quickly.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

If i had known... i would have lingered
over my coffee a little longer.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Age is an issue of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
- Mark Twain

It is far more important to be able to hit the target
than it is to haggle over who makes a weapon or who pulls a trigger.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

America has tossed its cap over the wall of space.
- John F. Kennedy

Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair,
offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity
that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time.
- Albert Camus

A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.
- Cyrano de Bergerac

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential
and Congressional campaigns,
the U.S.
government is virtually up for sale.
- John W. Gardner

The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression
and cruelty by the bad people
but the silence over that by the good people.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Good morning!" he said at last.
"We don't want any adventures here, thank you!
You might try over The Hill or across The Water."
- J. R. R. Tolkien

We occasionally stumble over the truth
but most of us pick ourselves up and
hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Winston Churchill

We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids.
But obviously we want a family so we'll have to start thinking about that.
- Prince William

And as he spoke of understanding,
I looked up and saw the rainbow leap
with flames of many colors over me.
- Black Elk

As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth,
so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind.
To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again.
To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over
the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
- Henry David Thoreau

The one thing that kept our family together was the music.
The only thing that our family would share emotionally
was to have our dad cry over something the kids did with music.
- Dennis Wilson


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