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Funny Outfit Quotes
Funny Quotes about Outfit

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I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

I mean Buckingham Palace has never hired a professional
public relations outfit let alone a Madison Avenue
type and they would throw up their hands in horror at the very idea.
- Anthony Holden

If you went to your closet today, would you pull out
the same outfit you wore 10 or 15 years ago? You wear
feelings and faith differently as well.
- Amy Grant

On the first season of our show, I commissioned a Native
American artist to make up,
'cause I'm known for the tomahawk, besides the hair
and the leather outfit and the whole thing.
- Joe Lando


 

If you compare my character to the others,
they were sexy with designer clothes.
I had the nerdy outfit.
- Izabella Scorupco

I love the whole lingerie outfit - you know,
thigh-high tights and garters.
- Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

Sometimes the more you think about an outfit the worse it gets.
- Koo Stark


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You can't be friends with a squirrel!
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
- Sarah Jessica Parker

Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show,
I don't really get into it until I have an outfit or
something funny with my head or face or something.
- Kel Mitchell

By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a
wonderful pair of clown dungarees,
which my Granny made.
- Kate Middleton

There was a chance for me to write one song for the
section where Elvis sat in his black leather outfit and sang the old hits.
At eight oclock the next morning I had written Memories.
- Mac Davis

A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.
- Merrill Markoe

It's part of the job to compensate for outfit.
- Victoria Pratt

My purpose was to get leave to bring my party into
the settlements in order to outfit and to obtain the
supplies that had now become necessary.
- John Charles Fremont

It seems like if you are not painted up special way
or have some tailor made outfit to put on to go out on stage...
I don't know...
there's too much of it out there.
- Phil Anselmo

This outfit called Los Angeles Theatre Works does readings of plays.
- Jeffrey Jones

We were only there for five days and during that time
Tom was a bit annoyed that the French were more interested
in me and my schoolgirl outfit than him and his long scarf.
- Lalla Ward

The one thing I couldn't identify with was the blue cowboy outfit he put on.
- Dwayne Johnson

The reason women don't play football is because 11
of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
- Phyllis Diller

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
- Sarah Jessica Parker

Spiderman can climb walls and he's got a cool outfit.
- Rhona Mitra

There are a couple of things that I'm sure people don't think are important,
but I do.
I don't like hair changes unless there's a reason for it.
Clothing - I don't like to see an outfit worn more
than one time in an hour -
you can wear it again a few weeks later.
- Aaron Spelling

I did take my camera along, as I felt there wouldn't
be enough time to draw the things I wanted to do.
I did some drawing and did a lot of photography but
I was not part of Stryker's outfit at all.
- Ben Shahn

The thing is, I want to play real characters and not all girls can be pretty.
The thing is, you get these girls who say 'I'm a character
actor' then you see them in a role and nothing has
really changed but the outfit.
- Juliette Lewis

I'd rather hang out with five people that I love than
with 400 strangers at a club who are all doing the
up-and-down inspection thing.
They appraise everybody from head to toe -
the outfit,
the handbag, the shoes, how much they weigh...
I can't stand it!
- Sophia Bush

We've no use for intellectuals in this outfit.
What we need is chimpanzees.
Let me give you a word of advice: never say a word
to us about being intelligent.
We will think for you, my friend.
Don't forget it.
- Louis-Ferdinand Celine

I actually have never been to a gym.
I haven't had time.
I have been working for the last 25 years.
I just don't have time to put on a little outfit and
go to the gym and work out and clean up and come home.
- Suzanne Somers

Any outfit that has to beg its listeners for money
is an organization that has to constantly please its
listeners or it will dry up and go away.
It shouldn't work when you think about it.
- Bob Edwards

Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny.
I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they
suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit.
Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully
good job of providing pianos.
- Marian McPartland

I love working with a stylist but I also love having
personal relationships with designers.
A stylist is great for pulling together an entire outfit,
accessories included, and for shaking me out of my comfort zone.
- Elizabeth Banks

When I'm up on stage, I don't think about anything
except the song I'm singing.
Anyway, the majority of my audience is female,
and I can't think that many of them want to see me
a French maid outfit somehow!
- Louise Nurding

Celebration has many different outfits
but she always wears the same beautiful dancing shoes.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Gay icons usually have some tragedy in their lives,
but I've only had tragic haircuts and outfits.
- Kylie Minogue

I've had a lot of tragic hairdos and outfits.
- Kylie Minogue

One of the things I like best about the Halloween show
is that I change outfits about six times in the show.
It is a lot of fun to play the different characters.
- Nancy Kerrigan

At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends'
and I was afraid to show them.
Now, I feel they make my outfits look better.
They're like an accessory.
- Jessica Simpson

I used to do kickboxing, because I liked the cute outfits.
- Monica Keena

I love hats, shoes, outfits, handbags,
and ethnic jewelery.
- Soundarya

There were episodes where I would wear seven or eight outfits.
It took a lot of time to get those together.
What the character wears is very essential to how I create the character.
- Donna Mills

So I plan to prepare thoroughly and have several outfits
waiting in the wings in case of inclement weather.
- Lisa Guerrero

We played in bars and other such establishments and
anywhere where people would listen.
Sometimes they did, and sometimes not.
The outfits we wore were classics of the 50's.
- Phil Harris

I've been spending this last month trying to find four
outfits to wear to the different premieres of The Two Towers.
It's hard work.
- Liv Tyler

I'll get up there and I'll do my guitar solos in one of those space outfits.
- Ace Frehley

To me, being grown-up meant smoking cigarettes,
drinking cocktails, and dressing up in high heels and glamourous outfits.
- Lorna Luft

I tend to wear outfits that match the walls.
- Debra Winger

Nancy Drew was always changing her outfits.
I despised girls' clothing, I couldn't wait to get
home from school and get out of it.
The last thing I wanted to read was minute descriptions of Nancy's frocks.
- Alison Bechdel

The American soldier is quick in adapting himself to a new mode of living.
Outfits which have been here only three days have dug
vast networks of ditches three feet deep in the bare brown earth.
They have rigged up a light here and there with a storage battery.
- Ernie Pyle

There's been a lot of role reversal going on in the band.
The roles people have been playing for a long time will always be there,
but everybody's willing to try on different outfits.
- Stone Gossard

I miss my Dad.
My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons.
Those are some of my favorite memories,
laughing at how the monster outfits were so bad,
like black garbage bags for heads.
- Ahmet Zappa

Today is your day to paint life in bold colors;
set today's rhythm with your heart-drum;
walk today's march with courage;
create today as your celebration of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Create Today As a Celebration of My Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Honor, Forgiveness, Gratitude, Choice,
Vision, Action, Celebration, Unity -
The Values of an Inspired Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Gratitude is the prayer,
while Celebration is the song and the dance of praise.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I view the Divine and All of Life
from the perspective of Celebration.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Create today as your celebration of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Celebration is the hymn and sacred dance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love,
trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity.
The order varies for any given year.
- Paul Sweeney

Today is my day to paint in bold colors,
set today's rhythm with my heart-drum,
walk today's march with courage,
create today as my celebration of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As your silence grows; your friendliness, your love grows;
your life becomes a moment-to-moment dance, a joy, a celebration.
- Osho

Celebrate! Celebration is an expression of Gratitude.
Gratitude is like the prayer, while
Celebration is the hymn and sacred dance.
Celebration is its own road to happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Take some time in a quiet place to contemplate
the balance between being of service -
both to this generation and to generations yet unborn -
and renewing your vitality with play and celebration.
Without play, one becomes old and dry.
Without service, life becomes meaningless.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Indifferent to whether your mood is grumpy or cheerful,
Nature always sings her passionate song of joyful celebration.
You can never stop the happy song of life,
so join the celebration -
sing along, dance, make love,
smile your biggest smile, and cheer on God's music.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When you cry and weep,
when you are miserable,
you are alone.
When you celebrate,
the whole existence participates with you.
Only in celebration
do we meet the ultimate, the eternal.
Only in celebration
do we go beyond the circle of birth and death.
- Osho

In our work and in our living, we must recognize that
difference is a reason for celebration and growth,
rather than a reason for destruction.
- Audre Lorde

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means.
Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration,
but I don't know what's being celebrated.
- James Woods

I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration.
To hell with birthdays!
- Norman Rockwell

But there is a difference here: When Jewish children are murdered,
Arabs celebrate the deed.
The death of an Arab child is no cause for celebration in Israel.
- Theodore Bikel

There is not enough celebration of companionship.
Relationships aren't just about eroticism and sexuality.
- Francesca Annis

The applause is a celebration not only of the actors
but also of the audience.
It constitutes a shared moment of delight.
- John Charles Polanyi

The march is a way to get in celebration mode.
- Charles Richards

The thing about performance, even if it's only an illusion,
is that it is a celebration of the fact that we do
contain within ourselves infinite possibilities.
- Sydney Smith


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