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Funny Obstinate Quotes
Funny Quotes about Obstinate

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I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.
- Bertrand Russell

The liberally educated person is one who is able to
resist the easy and preferred answers,
not because he is obstinate but because he knows others worthy of consideration.
- Allan Bloom

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary
language in our private thoughts is one of the main
obstacles to progress in philosophy.
- Bertrand Russell

The passion of hatred is so long lived and so obstinate
a malady that the surest sign of death in a sick person
is their desire for reconciliation.
- Jean de la Bruyere


 

Life is obstinate and clings closest where it is most hated.
- Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Men of integrity are generally pretty obstinate,
in adhering to an opinion once adopted.
- William Cobbett

Metaphysics means nothing but an unusually obstinate effort to think clearly.
- William James


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True wisdom is less presuming than folly.
The wise man doubteth often, and changeth his mind;
the fool is obstinate,
and doubteth not; he knoweth all things but his own ignorance.
- Akhenaton

The male sex still constitute in many ways the most
obstinate vested interest one can find.
- Francis Aungier

Vanity dies hard; in some obstinate cases it outlives the man.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

The dynamic element in my philosophy,
taken as a whole, can be seen as an obstinate and untiring
battle against the spirit of abstraction.
- Gabriel Marcel

Nothing is more obstinate than a fashionable consensus.
- Margaret Thatcher

Hence my obstinate emphasis on stylistic continuity
from work to work rather than specific sibling relationships
between the individual work and other members of its
stylistic 'family' in the world outside.
- Brian Ferneyhough

What is exciting is not for one person to be stronger than the other...
but for two people to have met their match and yet
they are equally as stubborn,
as obstinate, as passionate, as crazy as the other.
- Barbra Streisand

The more obstinately you try to learn how to shoot
the arrow for the sake of hitting the goal,
the less you will succeed in the one and the further the other will recede.
- Eugen Herrigel

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached
to an opinion that you do not entertain.
- Ambrose Bierce

Nothing so obstinately stands in the way of all sorts
of progress as pride of opinion.
While nothing is so foolish and baseless.
- J. G. Holland

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

If you do what you've always done,
you'll get what you always got.
- Mark Twain

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
- Winston Churchill

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999)

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

DON'T get officious.
You're not yourself when you're officious -
That is the curse of a government job.
- the movie Harold and Maude (1971)

You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- the movie She Done Him Wrong (1933)

Where did you park the invisible car?
- the movie Megamind (2010)

A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)

Any girl can be glamorous.
All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
- Joe E. Lewis

There are two things that are more difficult
than making an after-dinner speech:
climbing a wall which is leaning toward you
and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
- Winston Churchill

Never have more children than you have car windows.
- Erma Bombeck

The most important words in the English language
are not "I love you" but "It's benign."
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

You have to learn to push the guilt
under the rug and move on,
otherwise it overwhelms you.
- the Woody Allen movie Match Point

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
- Milton Berle

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked
his weight in wild caterpillars?
Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!
- Groucho Marx

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

You ask me if I keep a notebook
to record my great ideas.
I've only ever had one.
- Albert Einstein

There's a couple of things they don't teach you
in Harvard Business School,
one is how to cope with defeat,
the other is how to handle a shotgun.
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
- Anonymous humor

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.
- Anonymous

Be careful about reading health books.
You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man
is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there.
Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up.
- Jimmy Carter

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you
hear but forgetting where you heard it.
- Laurence J. Peter

Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Always end the name of your child with a vowel,
so that when you yell, the name will carry.
- Bill Cosby

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

You can put wings on a pig,
but you don't make it an eagle.
- William J. Clinton

When everything comes your way
you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous

If love is the answer,
could you please rephrase the question.
- Lily Tomlin

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove (1964)

My uncle Sammy was an angry man.
He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
- Margaret Smith

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job.
Depression is when you lose yours.
- Ronald Reagan

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well,
no, I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Oh, Shrek. Don't worry.
Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy
and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
- the movie Shrek 2

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories

You're already a bastard.
Might as well be an enlightened one.
- the movie Simon Birch

You know what? Maybe there's a good reason
donkeys shouldn't talk.
- the movie Shrek (2001)

You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)

California is a fine place to live -
if you happen to be an orange.
- Fred Allen

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!


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