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Procrastination is the bad habit of putting off
until the day after tomorrow what should
have been done the day before yesterday.
- Napoleon Hill
History is the version of past events
that people have decided to agree upon.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Do it Now!
- Napoleon Hill
Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children
of the blueprints of your ultimate achievements.
- Napoleon Hill
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A goal is a dream with a deadline.
- Napoleon Hill
Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice,
and is never the result of selfishness.
- Napoleon Hill
Never ascribe to malice that which is
adequately explained by incompetence.
- Napoleon
What is history but a fable agreed upon?
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Everyone enjoys doing the kind of work
for which he is best suited.
- Napoleon Hill
Success... A goal is a dream with a deadline.
- Napoleon Hill
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
- Napoleon Bonaparte
Whatever the mind can conceive and believe,
it can achieve.
- Napoleon Hill
The majority of men meet with failure
because of their lack of persistence
in creating new plans to take
the place of those which fail.
- Napoleon Hill
No one can make you jealous, angry, vengeful, or greedy -
unless you let him.
- Napoleon Hill
Your big opportunity may be right where you are now.
- Napoleon Hill
Patience, persistence and perspiration
make an unbeatable combination for success.
- Napoleon Hill
Action is the real measure of intelligence.
- Napoleon Hill (author of the classic Think and Grow Rich)
The starting point of all achievement is desire.
- Napoleon Hill
Self-disciplined begins with the mastery of your thoughts.
If you don't control what you think,
you can't control what you do.
Simply, self-discipline enables you
to think first and act afterward.
- Napoleon Hill
Procrastination is like a credit card:
it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.
- Christopher Parker
Procrastination is the thief of time.
- Edward Young
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
Yesterday is like a dung heap;
you can complain about the smell,
or you can use it to fertilize tomorrow's garden.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael
Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
I'm not used to feeling so human.
Is it always like this?
- Edward, from Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer
A relationship, I think, is like a shark.
You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall (1977)
I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry
I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair.
- the movie The Cabin in the Cotton
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter
quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic
Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)
Personally, I'm always ready to learn,
although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill
When you are courting a nice girl
an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red-hot cinder
a second seems like an hour.
That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -
you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek
One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes
in the hope of pulling out an eel.
- Leonardo da Vinci
A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous
Love is like an hourglass,
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard
A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler
If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin
Men always want to be a woman's first love -
women like to be a man's last romance.
- Oscar Wilde
It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
- the movie Shrek 2 (2004)
Self confident independent thinker -
sounds like the makings of a hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I like a man who grins when he fights.
- Winston Churchill
You can always tell when a man's well informed.
His views are pretty much like your own.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I have spent many years of my life in opposition,
and I rather like the role.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water.
After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
- Minnie Pearl
There is so much that must be done
in a civilized barbarism like war.
- Amelia Earhart
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton
Technological progress is like an axe
in the hands of a pathological criminal.
- Albert Einstein
The feeling of friendship is like that
of being comfortably filled with roast beef;
love, like being enlivened with champagne.
- Samuel Johnson
His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.
- Lewis Carroll
Computers are like Old Testament gods;
lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell
It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth
are rotting when I listen to the radio.
- Bono
Life is like a sewer...
what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer
Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield
I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another
and I know there are people in the world
that do not love their fellow human beings
and I HATE people like that.
- Tom Lehrer
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein
A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen
When life is like a slippery downhill slope,
go skiing and scream Whee... all the way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
Life is like a roller coaster - scream Whee... on the way down,
and let the momentum carry you back up the next hill.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous
When I hear a man preach,
I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees.
- Abraham Lincoln
It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra
True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
An excellent man;
he has no enemies;
and none of his friends like him.
- Oscar Wilde
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