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Funny Mystery Quotes
Funny Quotes about Mystery

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The possession of knowledge does not
kill the sense of wonder and mystery.
There is always more mystery.
- Anais Nin

The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II

It has always been a mystery to me
how men can feel themselves honored
by the humiliation of their fellow beings.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We have to stop and be humble enough to understand
that there is something called mystery.
- Paulo Coelho


 

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
- Oscar Wilde

Often the hands will solve a mystery
that the intellect has struggled with in vain.
- Carl Jung

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
- Winston Churchill


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A day spent without the sight or sound of beauty,
the contemplation of mystery,
or the search of truth or perfection
is a poverty-stricken day; and a succession
of such days is fatal to human life.
- Lewis Mumford

One may say the eternal mystery of the world
is its comprehensibility.
- Albert Einstein

When I think of art I think of beauty.
Beauty is the mystery of life.
It is not in the eye it is in the mind.
In our minds there is awareness of perfection.
- Agnes Martin

The mystery of the beginning
of all things is insoluble by us;
and I for one, must be content to remain an agnostic.
- Charles Darwin

Love is an endless mystery,
for it has nothing else to explain it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called Present.
- Anonymous

Mystery creates wonder, and wonder is the basis
of man's desire to understand.
- Neil Armstrong

To know the whole world is nothing
when it is compared to knowing your own inner mystery of life.
- Osho

I am still amazed at how big, how enormous
a love and mystery God is -
and how small are the minds
that attempt to corral
this life force into rules and taboos,
cults and sects.
- Bono

The world is incomprehensible.
We won't ever understand it;
we won't ever unravel its secrets.
Thus we must treat the world as it is:
a sheer mystery.
- Carlos Castaneda

It was the experience of mystery -
even if mixed with fear -
that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein

Each time dawn appears, the mystery is there in its entirety.
- Rene Daumal

There's no mystery to it.
Nothing more complicated than learning lines and putting on a costume.
- Morgan Freeman

Twilight is about getting older and relationships -
not about a murder mystery.
It's about love when you reach a certain age;
nothing is in primary colors.
- Robert Benton

Heisenberg, Max Plank and Einstein, they all agreed
that science could not solve the mystery of the universe.
- Harry Dean Stanton

Strangers are exciting, their mystery never ends.
But, there's nothing like looking at your own history
in the faces of your friends.
- Ani DiFranco

Mystery is something that appeals to most everybody.
- Angela Lansbury

Mystery is gone to the certainty of technological principles.
So the real terror, the real aggression against life
comes in the form of the pursuit of our technological happiness.
- Godfrey Reggio

Now comes the mystery.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Man lives in a world of surmise, of mystery,
of uncertainties.
- John Dewey

Everything I write comes from my childhood in one way or another.
I am forever drawing on the sense of mystery and wonder
and possibility that pervaded that time of my life.
- Kate DiCamillo

No object is mysterious.
The mystery is your eye.
- Elizabeth Bowen

I'm not a risk taker.
I don't do plunging necklines or really short skirts.
I try to stay as classy as possible and provide a little mystery.
- Kristen Bell

The first step towards vice is to shroud innocent actions in mystery,
and whoever likes to conceal something sooner or later
has reason to conceal it.
- Jean Jacques Rousseau

There is no greater mystery to me than that of light
traveling through darkness.
- Alexander Volkov

There is therefore a tremendous mystery in the fact
that God may be united with man and the man with God.
- Michael Servetus

A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human
creature is constituted to be that profound secret
and mystery to every other.
- Charles Dickens

But I don't like to, tell people how old I am.
I like that to be a mystery.
- Calista Flockhart

I hear the singing of the lives of women.
They clear mystery, the offering, and pride.
- Muriel Rukeyser

Anybody can direct a picture once they know the fundamentals.
Directing is not a mystery, it's not an art.
The main thing about directing is: photograph the people's eyes.
- John Ford

I am a mystery to myself.
- Angelina Grimke

It is the dim haze of mystery that adds enchantment to pursuit.
- Antoine Rivarol

A tree is an incomprehensible mystery.
- Jim Woodring

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian,
because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
- Lea DeLaria

The legal system is often a mystery,
and we,
its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens.
- Henry Miller

Mystery is at the heart of creativity.
That, and surprise.
- Julia Cameron

There's a mystery to writing, and you don't really
know where most of it comes from.
- Neil Diamond

How does my music connect to an audience? That is just
a complete mystery to me.
- Carter Burwell

Until we accept the fact that life itself is founded in mystery,
we shall learn nothing.
- Henry Miller

When you try to unravel something you've written,
you belittle it in a way.
It was created as a mystery.
- Don DeLillo

Mystery Men you can take grandma, you can take everyone to see this film.
- Kel Mitchell

What is it like to fall asleep? What happens? Where
do we go? Why don't we remember? Since childhood most
of us have wondered about the mystery of sleep.
- Henry Reed

Religion points to that area of human experience where
in one way or another man comes upon mystery as a summons to pilgrimage.
- Frederick Buechner

We also maintain - again with perfect truth -
that mystery is more than half of beauty,
the element of strangeness that stirs the senses through the imagination.
- Richard Le Gallienne

Give me a mystery - just a plain and simple one -
a mystery which is diffidence and silence,
a slim little bare-foot mystery: give me a mystery -
just one!
- Yevgeny Yevtushenko

We have grasped the mystery of the atom and rejected the sermon on the mount.
- Omar N. Bradley

Ballet is sort of a mystery to me.
And I don't want to unravel that mystery.
- Robert Caro

The mystery is what prompted men to leave caves,
to come out of the womb of nature.
- Stephen Gardiner

The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because
it is invested with so much of oneself.
It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries,
the possibility of torment.
- James A. Baldwin

I do not at all understand the mystery of grace -
only that it meets us where we are but does not leave us where it found us.
- Anne Lamott

To us sin has not become any less of a mystery or a pain.
- George A. Smith

I was never any good at cricket thought I love it as a,
as a sort of mystery.
- Thomas Keneally

With such evidence, as well as the sealed doorway between
the two guardian statues of the King,
the mystery gradually dawned upon us.
We were but in the anterior portion of a tomb.
- Howard Carter

At least half the mystery novels published violate
the law that the solution,
once revealed, must seem to be inevitable.
- Raymond Chandler

I spent the first twenty years of my writing career
preparing for the mystery genre,
which is my favorite literary form.
- Sue Grafton

I know there is much mystery, much question to what happened,
and I must also say, many lies.
- Jennifer Capriati

Evil being the root of mystery, pain is the root of knowledge.
- Simone Weil

Mystery makes movie stars!
If you see someone on the cover of the weeklies all the time,
why would you want to pay to see them in a movie?
- Sophia Bush

Wisdom and deep intelligence require an honest appreciation of mystery.
- Thomas Moore

It is a mystery why any Americans would support the concept of the EU.
- Phyllis Schlafly

We spend our lives talking about this mystery.
Our life.
- Jules Renard

Having soon discovered to be great, I must appear so,
and therefore studiously avoided mixing in society,
and wrapped myself in mystery, devoting my time to fasting and prayer.
- Nat Turner

The mystery of that damn virus has been generated by
the $2 billion a year they spend on it.
- Kary Mullis

The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men,
but the mystery story line is pretty cool.
It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny.
- James Denton


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