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Funny Mutuality Quotes
Funny Quotes about Mutuality

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Friendship is all about Mutuality,
neither Individuality nor Singularity.
- Aparna Chatterjee

Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men
is primarily based on mutual trust
and only secondarily on institutions
such as courts of justice and police.
- Albert Einstein

True justice is not a matter of courts and law books,
but of a commitment in each of us to liberty and mutual respect.
- Jimmy Carter

This world of ours... must avoid becoming
a community of dreadful fear and hate,
and be, instead, a proud confederation of mutual trust and respect.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower


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Disarmament, with mutual honor and confidence,
is a continuing imperative.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Because we fear the responsibility for our actions,
we have allowed ourselves to develop the mentality of slaves.
Contrary to the stirring sentiments of the Declaration of Independence,
we now pledge "our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor"
not to one another for our mutual protection, but to the state,
whose actions continue to exploit, despoil, and destroy us.
- Butler D. Shaffer

When we find someone whose weirdness
is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall into
mutually satisfying weirdness -
and call it love - true love.
- Robert Fulghum.


 

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie"
until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers

Human beings must have action;
and they will make it if they cannot find it.
- Albert Einstein

Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer

Unless they share our opinions,
we seldom find people sensible.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,
you'll find one at the end of your arm.
- Audrey Hepburn

My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out
where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin

Money won't make you happy...
but everybody wants to find out for themselves.
- Zig Ziglar

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
- Mo Udall

I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain

Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous

Find a time and place of solitude.
Look into the distance, and into the future.
Visualize the tomorrow you are going to build -
and begin to build that tomorrow, today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One of the annoying things about believing in free will
and individual responsibility is the difficulty
of finding somebody to blame your problems on.
And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable
how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
- P. J. O'Rourke

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase:
if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
- C. P. Snow

We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone -
but paradoxically, if we cannot trust,
neither can we find love or joy.
- Walter Anderson

What old people say you cannot do,
you try and find that you can.
Old deeds for old people, and new deeds for new.
- Henry David Thoreau

No matter what happens, someone will find a way
to take it too seriously.
- Dave Barry

It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love
someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.
- Anonymous

I find that he is happiest
of whom the world says least, good or bad.
- Thomas Jefferson

Remain calm, serene, always in command of yourself.
You will then find out how easy it is to get along.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

We will either find a way or make one.
- Hannibal

Great men or men of great gifts
you shall easily find,
but symmetrical men never.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When we got into office, the thing
that surprised me most
was to find that things were just as bad
as we'd been saying they were.
- John F. Kennedy

Well-being is making its way to you at all times.
If you will relax and find a way to allow it,
it will be your experience.
- Abraham (Esther Hicks)

I find that the harder I work,
the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson

I find hope in the darkest of days,
and focus in the brightest.
I do not judge the universe.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

When one gets angry, it is always angry AT someone -
perhaps a friend or spouse, perhaps a stranger,
perhaps the nameless "they" - "those people at the bank wronged me,"
perhaps God, or perhaps oneself.
In any case, when one gets angry,
they want to find someone to be "responsible" for what happened.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that to find comfort, relax into the arms of Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When you find peace within yourself,
you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others.
- Peace Pilgrim

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

Just start dancing and the band will find you.
- Tama Kieves

Find a place inside where there's joy,
and the joy will burn out the pain.
- Joseph Campbell

The best way to find yourself
is to lose yourself
in the service of others.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

When I find that I can't accept what is happening,
I turn my attention to accepting my non-acceptance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Find A Magical White Bunny In Every Rabbit Hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged
to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela

Your sacred space is where you can
find yourself again and again.
- Joseph Campbell

When you find your path, you must not be afraid.
You need to have sufficient courage to make mistakes.
Disappointment, defeat, and despair are
the tools God uses to show us the way.
- Paulo Coelho

Three Rules of Work:
Out of clutter find simplicity;
From discord find harmony;
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
- Albert Einstein

We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children
that makes the heart too big for the body.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's so easy to fall in love
but hard to find someone who will catch you.
- Anonymous

You must live in the present,
launch yourself on every wave,
find your eternity in each moment.
- Henry David Thoreau

He who can give thanks for little
will always find he has enough.
- Anonymous

I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

We shall find peace. We shall hear angels.
We shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.
- Anton Chekhov

Your task is not to seek for love,
but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself
that you have built against it.
- A Course In Miracles (commonly misattributed to Rumi)

Believe those who are seeking the truth.
Doubt those who find it.
- Andre Gide

If you look for the bad in people
expecting to find it, you surely will.
- Abraham Lincoln

If you don't have confidence, you'll always find a way not to win.
- Carl Lewis

Truly great friends are hard to find,
difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
- Anonymous

When we try to pick out anything by itself,
we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
- John Muir

You cannot teach a man anything;
you can only help him find it within himself.
- Galileo Galilei

In my friend, I find a second self.
- Isabel Norton

Find your way with the certain and gentle light of forgiveness.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Each one has to find his peace from within.
And peace to be real must be unaffected by outside circumstances.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach

If you have found your truth within yourself
there is nothing more in this whole existence to find.
- Osho

You will never find time for anything.
If you want time you must make it.
- Charles Buxton

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.
- The Buddha


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