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Funny Mouse Quotes
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
- Walt Disney

The early bird gets the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Anonymous

No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have,
and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
- the movie The Great Mouse Detective

Dumbo! C'mon, fly! Open them ears!
The magic feather was just a gag!
You can fly! Honest, you can!
- Timothy Q. Mouse in the movie Dumbo


 

Many cats are the death of the mouse.
- Kaspar Hauser

Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
- Earl Derr Biggers

You're standing on the threshold of success.
Don't look down, it'll make you dizzy.
- the character Timothy Q. Mouse in the Walt Disney movie Dumbo


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If you are neutral in situations of injustice,
you have chosen the side of the oppressor.
If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse
and you say that you are neutral,
the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.
- Desmond Tutu

I write with a mouse, because it has no psychological
associations or memories or habits associated with it.
- Fred Frith

A mouse does not rely on just one hole.
- Plautus

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.
- Merv Griffin

T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
- Clement Clarke Moore

When I was 15, I was naive, looked like a grey mouse and felt second choice.
- Kim Wilde

Today, if you invent a better mousetrap,
the government comes along with a better mouse.
- Ronald Reagan

I'm Mickey Mouse.
They don't know who's inside the suit.
- Keanu Reeves

I played in rhumba bands, mickey mouse bands;
all kinds of bands.
- Stan Getz

The trouble with most Englishwomen is that they will
dress as if they had been a mouse in a previous incarnation
they do not want to attract attention.
- Edith Sitwell

I hope we don't get to the point where we have to have
the cat stop chasing the mouse to teach him glassblowing and basket weaving.
- Joseph Barbera

Most original viewers of the Mickey Mouse Club didn't
face the crush of family and social problems children have today.
- Annette Funicello

The original Mickey Mouse Club, established in the '30s,
was designed to attract children to movie theaters.
- Annette Funicello

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second
mouse that gets the cheese.
- Jeremy Paxman

That was real baseball.
We weren't playing for money.
They gave us Mickey Mouse watches that ran backwards.
- Bill Lee

Even in China.
Children there, next to the Great Wall,
who had never seen Mickey Mouse responded.
So the studio did have that skill to communicate with images.
- John Hench

We know that in 2001 it was believed 78 stem cell lines existed.
But now we know there are only 22 that are viable,
and they have been contaminated with mouse stem cells.
- Russ Carnahan

The guy has to kill the spider and get the dead mouse outta the pool.
- Leah Remini

My dear friend Jimmie Dodd was the heart and the soul
of The Mickey Mouse Club.
- Annette Funicello

Mickey Mouse...
is always there-he's part of my life.
That really is something not everyone can call their claim to fame.
- Annette Funicello

When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human;
and that is the secret of his popularity.
- Walt Disney

Mountains will go into labour, and a silly little mouse will be born.
- Horace

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole.
- Titus Maccius Plautus

For a while I was thinking about moving the mouse with my hand.
- Matt Nagle

Mickey Mouse is, to me, a symbol of independence.
He was a means to an end.
- Walt Disney

I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing -
that it was all started by a mouse.
- Walt Disney

The mouse that hath but one hole is quickly taken.
- George Herbert

If you were to look back at me as a school kid you'd
see a very quiet little church mouse kind of character.
- Johnny Rotten

Of the many guests we welcomed to the Mickey Mouse Club,
my absolute favorites were the Lennon Sisters.
- Annette Funicello

I am impelled, not to squeak like a grateful and apologetic mouse,
but to roar like a lion out of pride in my profession.
- John Steinbeck

I used to have this little mouse.
I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.
- Ziggy Marley

What about Mickey Mouse? Disney tried very hard to make him a star.
But Mickey Mouse is more of a symbol than a real character.
- Joseph Barbera

The image we have would be impossible for Mickey Mouse to maintain.
We're just...
normal people.
- Karen Carpenter

The fundamental problem with vi is that it doesn't
have a mouse and therefore you've got all these commands.
- Bill Joy

We already live a very long time for mammals,
getting three times as many heartbeats as a mouse or elephant.
It never seems enough though, does it?
- David Brin

I still don't know precisely why The Mickey Mouse Club ended when it did.
- Annette Funicello

Two old Bachelors were living in one house;
One caught a Muffin,
the other caught a Mouse.
- Edward Lear

Mickey Mouse popped out of my mind onto a drawing pad
20 years ago on a train ride from Manhattan to Hollywood
at a time when business fortunes of my brother Roy
and myself were at lowest ebb and disaster seemed right around the corner.
- Walt Disney

This dapper little mouse that wore such cute clothes
and said such interesting things,
yeah.
I thought it was a great idea to have a mouse like that in your family,
so now I get to see what it was like.
- Geena Davis

All the children had to wear a gas mask in case of
a gas attack by the Germans.
They tried to make the masks like Mickey Mouse faces
so the children would like them.
But I didn't.
They had big ears on them.
- Gerald Scarfe

You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer.
Their job is a tough job.
You have to solve people's problems,
you have to baby-sit people,
you have to always be doing this cat-and-mouse game with the bad guys.
My respect for them is immense.
- Christopher Meloni

Oh my goodness gracious, what you can buy off the Internet
in terms of overhead photography.
A trained ape can know an awful lot of what is going on in this world,
just by punching on his mouse, for a relatively modest cost.
- Donald Rumsfeld

The purpose of the UN mechanism, this inspection mechanism,
is not to engage in a cat and mouse game with Saddam
Hussein and try to find weapons that the Iraqi government
is working on concealing.
- Douglas Feith

Security is always going to be a cat and mouse game
because there'll be people out there that are hunting for the zero day award,
you have people that don't have configuration management,
don't have vulnerability management,
don't have patch management.
- Kevin Mitnick

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair.
- Andre Agassi

I'm awash in self-contempt!
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

I'm going to go in the bathroom and scream.
I'll be out in a minute.
- the Woody Allen movie What's New Pussycat

If my films make one more person miserable,
I'll feel I have done my job.
- Woody Allen

I feel the need to express something,
but I don't know what it is I want to express.
- the movie Interiors

It has always been a mystery to me
how men can feel themselves honored
by the humiliation of their fellow beings.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I'm saving that rocker for the day
when I feel as old as I really am.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth
are rotting when I listen to the radio.
- Bono

Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives,
I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement.
- Winston Churchill

Really I feel less keen about the Army every day.
I think the Church would suit me better.
- Winston Churchill

Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.
- Robert Maynard Hutchins

I feel coming on a strange disease - humility.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper
is that your guests are so pleased
to feel how very much better they are.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I am a Passionate Observer of Life.
I See the events, feel the emotions,
and recognize the difference.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

Move out of your comfort zone. You can only
grow if you are willing to feel awkward and
uncomfortable when you try something new.
- Brian Tracy

"How do you spell 'love'?" asked Piglet.
"You don't spell it...you feel it." answered Pooh.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Few are those who see with their own eyes
and feel with their own hearts.
- Albert Einstein


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