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Funny Mountains Quotes
Funny Quotes about Mountains

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The fog unrolls itself to be a prayer rug to the mountains.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I reach toward the shining mountains,
beyond the fog of daily worries.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I did not wish to take a cabin passage,
but rather to go before the mast
and on the deck of the world,
for there I could best see
the moonlight amid the mountains.
I do not wish to go below now.
- Henry David Thoreau

Faith can move mountains.
- Anonymous


 

Every time I have some moment on a seashore,
or in the mountains, or sometimes in a quiet forest,
I think this is why the environment has to be preserved.
- Bill Bradley

The mountains are calling and I must go.
- John Muir

My father considered a walk among the mountains
as the equivalent of churchgoing.
- Aldous Huxley


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Sorrows gather around great souls as storms do around mountains;
but,
like them, they break the storm and purify the air
of the plain beneath them.
- Jean Paul

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings.
- John Muir

A man's country is not a certain area of land,
of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle
and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
- George William Curtis

Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons.
Science is used to raise money for the expeditions,
but you really climb for the hell of it.
- Edmund Hillary

How glorious a greeting the sun gives the mountains!
- John Muir

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks.
- Tennessee Williams

The lake and the mountains have become my landscape,
my real world.
- Georges Simenon

Nothing is more memorable than a smell.
One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting,
yet conjure up a childhood summer beside a lake in the mountains.
- Diane Ackerman

Let children walk with Nature,
let them see the beautiful blendings
and communions of death and life,
their joyous inseparable unity,
as taught in woods and meadows,
plains and mountains and streams
of our blessed star,
and they will learn that death
is stingless indeed,
and as beautiful as life.
- John Muir

People travel to wonder at the height of mountains,
at the huge waves of the sea,
at the long courses of rivers,
at the vast compass of the ocean,
at the circular motion of the stars;
and they pass by themselves without wondering.
- St. Augustine

When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim Soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;
And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.
- William Butler Yeats

Men stumble over pebbles, never over mountains.
- Marilyn French

Mountains are earth's undecaying monuments.
- Nathaniel Hawthorne

I'm here in the mountains, in the foothills of the Catskills.
- Rick Danko

Great things are done when men and mountains meet.
- William Blake

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery.
- John Ruskin

I have a fine lot of telescopes.
I have one with which I can see the Mountains in the Moon.
- Ezra Cornell

Perhaps the most difficult thing is shooting scenes
set 6,000 feet up in the mountains of Mexico.
- Bruce Beresford

Where there is the necessary technical skill to move mountains,
there is no need for the faith that moves mountains.
- Eric Hoffer

If I have someone who believes in me,
I can move mountains.
- Diana Ross

The day cold and fair with a high easterly wind:
we were visited by two Indians who gave us an account
of the country and people near the Rocky mountains where they had been.
- Meriwether Lewis

For a short time we lived quietly.
But this could not last.
White men had found gold in the mountains around the land of winding water.
- Chief Joseph

Bring me men to match my mountains: Bring me men to match my plains:
Men with empires in their purpose and new eras in their brains.
- Sam Walter Foss

I also used to work in the Catskill Mountains as a bus boy,
and I performed in talent shows.
- Barry Mann

Some years ago I gave a concert in the mountains with snow all around,
and that was much colder.
- Andrea Bocelli

I'm a grandmother with dogs and nice friends here in the Rocky mountains.
Ever see the movie A River Runs Through It? That's where I live.
It's beautiful, no two ways about it.
- Margot Kidder

Patience and Diligence, like faith, remove mountains.
- William Penn

I think it's an individual thing.
Your mountains are my molehills.
- Jena Malone

I can't do with mountains at close quarters -
they are always in the way,
and they are so stupid, never moving and never doing
anything but obtrude themselves.
- David Herbert Lawrence

I have lots of other mountains that I would like to climb.
I have no dream of Everest, but there are some,
like Mount Fuji, I'd like to do.
- Christy Turlington

I was timid and frightened as a child.
Yours truly did not shin up mountains or do any other
kind of adventurous stuff.
- Kate Adie

We live in a state with a wonderful climate and plenty of natural beauty,
from the shores of Cumberland Island to the Chattahoochee
River to the Blue Ridge Mountains.
- Roy Barnes

What is straight? A line can be straight,
or a street, but the human heart, oh,
no, it's curved like a road through mountains.
- Tennessee Williams

You have to go through those mountains and valleys -
because that's what life is: soul growth.
- Wayne Newton

The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains
is the Zen you bring up there.
- Robert M. Pirsig

Growing up in Denver, I'm sure it started with loving the Colorado mountains.
- Gale Norton

As the contest proceeded, public interest increased
and the entire country watched to see which company
would win the big government subsidies through the mountains.
- John Moody

It's about the pleasure of being in the mountains,
traveling efficiently over the terrain,
having that sense of dynamic motion which you don't get when you're on foot.
- Michael Kennedy

Energy, like the biblical grain of the mustard-seed,
will remove mountains.
- Hosea Ballou

So I've been pushed farther and farther out into the mountains,
but at the same time realizing that that experience
is really nice and I'm glad I'm getting pushed out there farther.
- Craig Kelly

The highest of the world's mountains,
it seems, has to make but a single gesture of magnificence to be the lord of all,
vast in unchallenged and isolated supremacy.
- George Leigh Mallory

Mountains will go into labour, and a silly little mouse will be born.
- Horace

I think family is very important in West Virginia and
has long been so because the mountains made travel difficult in the past,
and family members had to depend on each other.
- David Selby

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
- Dolly Parton

Although mountains may guide migrations,
the plains are the regions where people dwell in greatest numbers.
- Ellsworth Huntington

We can scale the heights of mountains and see the world rayed out before us,
but we fail to recognize that which is before us.
- Ruth St.
Denis

The man who gives up accomplishes nothing and is only a hindrance.
The man who does not give up can move mountains.
- Ernest Hello

On the morrow the horizon was covered with clouds-
a thick and impenetrable curtain between earth and sky,
which unhappily extended as far as the Rocky Mountains.
It was a fatality!
- Jules Verne

I learn something every time I go into the mountains.
- Michael Kennedy

It's wonderful to climb the liquid mountains of the sky.
Behind me and before me is God, and I have no fears.
- Helen Keller

Ocean is more ancient than the mountains,
and freighted with the memories and the dreams of Time.
- H. P. Lovecraft

There are two kinds of climbers, those who climb because
their heart sings when they're in the mountains,
and all the rest.
- Alex Lowe

We have got some mountains to move.
Three billion people - half of God's children -
are living on less than $2 a day.
- Jim Wallis

Thought is a kind of opium; it can intoxicate us,
while still broad awake; it can make transparent the
mountains and everything that exists.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

We are volcanoes.
When we women offer our experience as our truth,
as human truth, all the maps change.
There are new mountains.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

Creede is built of new pine boards and lies between
two immense mountains covered with pines and snow.
- Richard H. Davis

Oman overall has great animal and plant biodiversity
because it has mountains,
desert, coastal areas and rich coral reefs.
- Saadi

Within two hours of where I live, you have mountains and desert as location.
I like the natural elements that abstract into light,
texture, shape and shadow.
- Herb Ritts

I think that gravity sets into everything,
including careers, but pendulums do swing and mountains
do become valleys after a while...
if you keep on walking.
- Sylvester Stallone

I paint from the top down.
From the sky, then the mountains, then the hills,
then the houses, then the cattle, and then the people.
- Grandma Moses

If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured,
it may never arrive.
Mountains will not be climbed, races won,
or lasting happiness achieved.
- Maurice Chevalier

I owned the world that hour as I rode over it -
free of the earth, free of the mountains,
free of the clouds, but how inseparably I was bound to them.
- Charles Lindbergh

Come Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon
the mountains like a flame!
- William Butler Yeats

I'm not Candide, nor Dr Pangloss, but we know that faith moves mountains.
- Daniel Libeskind


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