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Funny Mother Daughter Quotes
Funny Quotes about Mother Daughter

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My daughter teases me once in a while saying,
Remember when you used to be my mother and you had black hair?
- Loni Anderson

The English was really my mother, it was never me.
Being the daughter of my father, I always felt very French.
- Charlotte Gainsbourg

Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy
the mad daughter of a wise mother.
These daughters have too long dominated the earth.
- Voltaire

My mother has never been involved in my professional life.
I am very close to my mother but we keep it on a mother-daughter
basis and not a work-related basis.
- Sheena Easton


 

The gentleman had also a young daughter,
of rare goodness and sweetness of temper,
which she took from her mother, who was the best creature in the world.
- Charles Perrault

I hated to read.
My mother could not get me to read.
I'm going through the same thing with my daughter now.
I love to read now, but I don't remember reading.
- Dorothy Hamill

My mother's passion for something more,
to write a different destiny for a dirt-poor farmer's daughter,
was to shape my entire life.
- Faye Dunaway


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For Astrid, no matter what challenges they go through,
they are going to face each other.
It's hard for a daughter to accept that her mother
is that selfish and that terrible.
- Alison Lohman

Once upon a time there was a widow who had two daughters.
The elder was so much like her, both in looks and character,
that whoever saw the daughter saw the mother.
- Charles Perrault

I keep seeing myself in my daughter,
and I see my mother in me and in her.
Bloody hell.
- Julie Walters

I love being a mother.
I loved being a daughter, a sister, a wife.
I love being a woman with men.
I love having given birth.
- Jessica Lange

Until 1943 I received no stipend.
I was able to support myself as my mother was the daughter
of a relatively wealthy cotton manufacturer.
- Frederick Sanger

A fluent tongue is the only thing a mother don't like
her daughter to resemble her in.
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The mother-daughter relationship is the most complex.
- Wynonna Judd

My mother was a Northern woman, daughter of Hon.
John Sergeant, a distinguished lawyer,
and for many years representative in Congress from Philadelphia.
- John Sergeant Wise

One of the oddities about being Judy Garland's daughter
was that everyone treated my mother with such awe that
they would never have asked me the normal questions
kids get about their moms.
- Lorna Luft

I'm a woman, a mother, a daughter, a sister.
I'm a real person operating in the world.
For me to discuss the most private thing feels wrong.
It feels like I'm betraying myself and my children.
- Nicole Kidman

I am less selfish.
But I am more insistent on being part of the creative experience.
I find I am a better mother, lover and wife when I am writing.
When my daughter was small I wasn't writing as much and I didn't miss it.
- Helen Slater

The mother must socialize her daughter to become subordinate to men,
and if her daughter challenges patriarchal norms,
the mother is likely to defend the patriarchal structures
against her own daughters.
- Carol P. Christ

My mother was a professional sick person;
she took a lot of pain pills.
There are many people like that.
It's just how they are used to getting attention.
I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics
who'd leave her alone at Christmas time.
- Jim Carrey

You think about child abuse and you think of a father
viciously attacking a daughter or a son,
but in my family it was my mother.
My mother, I would say, was a...
very brutal disciplinarian.
- Lynn Johnston

When a mother quarrels with a daughter,
she has a double dose of unhappiness hers from the conflict,
and empathy with her daughter's from the conflict with her.
Throughout her life a mother retains this special need
to maintain a good relationship with her daughter.
- Terri Apter

You've got a movie where the pro-choice family gives
their daughter no choice.
The pro-life family murders.
What seems to be the good mother, the kind of hippie painter,
sweet and cute mother has no love for her daughter really.
- Ellen Barkin

It was so satisfying for me - a great reward,
just to see it done well.
And it was beautifully directed by my daughter Susan Riskin.
Imagine, a play about my mother directed by my daughter?!
- Fay Wray

They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom.
Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much.
I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital
so I could have all my women together.
- Al Roker

Don't forget Mother's Day.
Or as they call it in Beverly Hills,
Dad's Third Wife Day.
- Jay Leno

My mother was against me being an actress -
until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.
- Angie Dickinson

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
- Paula Poundstone

God Loves an Open Mind, Clean Hands, and a Loving Heart.
So does Your Mother.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother
rather than all major credit cards.
- Robert Orben

As I have discovered by examining my past,
I started out as a child.
Coincidentally, so did my brother.
My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket,
so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell,
who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."
- Bill Cosby

Mother is the name for God
in the lips and hearts of little children.
- William Makepeace Thackeray

The girl of my dreams is my mother's shadow,
cast upon the distant movie screen of my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
- Mother Teresa

Life is a nurturing mother,
when you just remember to say "thank you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If we have no peace,
it is because we have forgotten
that we belong to each other.
- Mother Teresa

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety.
- Aeschylus

What is free time? I'm a single mother.
My free moments are filled with loving my little girl.
- Roma Downey

Memory is the mother of all wisdom.
- Aeschylus

Only God Himself fully appreciates the influence of
a Christian mother in the molding of character in her children.
- Billy Graham

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted
is the most terrible poverty.
- Mother Teresa

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly
what their child is up to all the time.
- Barbara Bush

My mother was the influence in my life.
She was strong; she had great faith in the ultimate
triumph of justice and hard work.
She believed passionately in education.
- John H. Johnson

My mother used to tell me man gives the award,
God gives the reward.
I don't need another plaque.
- Denzel Washington

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
- Ambrose Bierce

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; ...
Forgive them anyway.
- Kent Keith
(often attributed to Mother Teresa, who kept a copy
on the wall of her orphanage)

There is more hunger for love and appreciation
in this world than for bread.
- Mother Teresa

Technology is a gift of God.
After the gift of life it is perhaps the greatest of God's gifts.
It is the mother of civilizations, of arts and of sciences.
- Freeman Dyson

My mother gets all mad at me if I stay in a hotel.
I'm 31-years-old, and I don't want to sleep on a sleeping
bag down in the basement.
It's humiliating.
- Ben Affleck

People in cities may forget the soil for as long as a hundred years,
but Mother Nature's memory is long and she will not
let them forget indefinitely.
- Henry Cantwell Wallace

One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody.
- Mother Teresa

There was never a child so lovely
but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mother taught me about the power of inspiration and courage,
and she did it with a strength and a passion that I wish could be bottled.
- Carly Fiorina

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me.
- Antonio Villaraigosa

A mother's happiness is like a beacon,
lighting up the future but reflected also on the past
in the guise of fond memories.
- Honore de Balzac

The fastest way to break the cycle of perfectionism
and become a fearless is mother is to give up the idea of doing it perfectly -
indeed to embrace uncertainty and imperfection.
- Arianna Huffington

Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
- Gloria Steinem

A mother is not a person to lean on,
but a person to make leaning unnecessary.
- Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Mother's love grows by giving.
- Charles Lamb

I have an almost religious zeal...
not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me,
the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature,
linking up.
- Dan Millman

Sameness is the mother of disgust, variety the cure.
- Francesco Petrarch

Every man must define his identity against his mother.
If he does not, he just falls back into her and is swallowed up.
- Camille Paglia

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Necessity is the mother of invention.
- Proverb

Time is the father of truth, its mother is our mind.
- Giordano Bruno

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
- Arnold Bennett

I get whatever placidity I have from my father.
But my mother taught me how to take it on the chin.
- Norma Shearer

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
- Henny Youngman

My mother taught me that we all have the power to achieve our dreams.
What I lacked was the courage.
- Clay Aiken


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