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Knowing your own darkness is the best method
for dealing with the darknesses of other people.
- Carl Jung

Education is a method whereby
one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
- Laurence J. Peter

Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
- Burton Hills

Man must evolve for all human conflict,
a method which rejects
revenge, aggression and retaliation.
The foundation of such a method is love.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.


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The method of nature: who could ever analyze it?
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man is a method, a progressive arrangement; a selecting principle,
gathering his like to him; wherever he goes.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I examine myself and my methods of thought,
I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy
has meant more to me than
any talent for absorbing positive knowledge.
- Albert Einstein


 

If there is anything that we wish to change in the child,
we should first examine it and see whether it is
not something that could better be changed in ourselves.
- Carl Jung

Re-examine all that you have been told...
dismiss that which insults your soul.
- Walt Whitman

When you see something done,
know that you intended it.
If you don't like what you see,
then deeply examine your intentions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Examine what is said, not him who speaks.
- Arabian Proverb

The Master speaks more directly,
"If you want something done,
just relax, and see it as being done.
Better yet, when you see something done,
know that you intended it."
When I ask, "What if I don't like what I see done?",
He answers, "then deeply examine your intentions."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Oh, if only God would give me some sign.
If He would just speak to me once. Anything.
One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.
- the movie Love and Death

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

If you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- Somerset Maugham

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
- Mark Twain

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

Fear of death ... That's funny. I have that too.
My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.
- the movie Anything Else (2003)

If you ask me anything I don't know,
I'm not going to answer.
- Yogi Berra

Anyone who can worship a trinity
and insist that his religion is a monotheism
can believe anything.
- Robert A Heinlein

There's nothing wrong with being afraid.
We were meant to be afraid.
- the Woody Allen movie Anything Else

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)

If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice,
I would have English Channels round every country.
And the atmosphere would be such that
anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.
- Winston Churchill

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
- Henry David Thoreau

The trouble is,
if you don't risk anything,
you risk even more.
- Erica Jong

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
It's the time we spent together that matters,
not how we left it.
- Trey Parker

People will do anything, no matter how absurd,
to avoid facing their own souls.
- Carl Jung

Self-pity is our worst enemy
and if we yield to it,
we can never do anything wise in this world.
- Helen Keller

No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis

Life is short,
Break the Rules.
Forgive quickly,
Kiss SLOWLY.
Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret
ANYTHING
That makes you smile
- Mark Twain

Anything that costs you more hours of effort or worry
than it brings you hours of enjoyment
is a candidate for downsizing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.
- Carl Jung

We cannot change anything until we accept it.
- Carl Jung

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
- Alexander Hamilton

A competent and self-confident person is
incapable of jealousy in anything.
Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
- Robert A. Heinlein

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
- Erica Jong

Make sure you never, never argue at night.
You just lose a good night's sleep,
and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.
- Rose Kennedy

You can't do anything about the length of your life,
but you can do something about its width and depth.
- Evan Esar

Anything I can not transform
into something marvelous, I let go.
- Anais Nin

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful,
for beauty is God's handwriting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't be against anything -
e.g. don't be against war, be FOR peace
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anger is an acid that can do more harm
to the vessel in which it is stored
than to anything on which it is poured.
- Mark Twain

If you love it enough, anything will talk with you.
- George Washington Carver

Is freedom anything else than the right
to live as we wish? Nothing else.
- Epictetus

We never NEED anything; we never NEED to do something.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The Four Agreements
1.Be impeccable with your word.
2.Don't take anything personally.
3.Don't make assumptions.
4.Always do your best.
- don Miguel Ruiz

If there is anything that a man can do well,
I say let him do it. Give him a chance.
- Abraham Lincoln

The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white.
Neither need you do anything but be yourself.
- Lao Tzu

If a warrior is to succeed at anything,
the success must come gently,
with a great deal of effort but with no stress or obsession.
- Carlos Castaneda

Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw

I do not hold fear about what is happening in the world.
I am responsible for how I conduct myself in the events of my days,
and endeavor to not dwell in fear about anything.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can have anything you want in life if you
just help enough other people get what they want.
- Zig Ziglar

It is hardly possible to build anything,
if frustration, bitterness and a mood of helplessness prevail.
- Lech Walesa

Do not wish to be anything but what you are,
and try to be that perfectly.
- St. Francis De Sales

Don't take anything personally.
- don Miguel Ruiz

There is no short cut to achievement.
Life requires thorough preparation -
veneer isn't worth anything.
- George Washington Carver

I am an optimist.
It does not seem too much use being anything else.
- Winston Churchill

The most difficult thing is the decision to act,
the rest is merely tenacity.
The fears are paper tigers.
You can do anything you decide to do.
You can act to change and control your life;
and the procedure, the process is its own reward.
- Amelia Earhart

The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

To have done anything just for money
is to have been truly idle.
- Henry David Thoreau

Don't interfere with anything in the Constitution.
That must be maintained, for it is
the only safeguard of our liberties.
- Abraham Lincoln

Anything Is Possible.
- Anonymous

Never do anything against conscience
even if the state demands it.
- Albert Einstein

Do what nobody else can do for you.
Omit to do anything else.
- Henry David Thoreau

The world is not dangerous because of those who do harm
but because of those who look at it without doing anything.
- Albert Einstein

You will never do anything in this world without courage.
It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.
- James Allen


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