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Funny Memories Quotes
Funny Quotes about Memories

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Confused Memories of Childhood:
Hate to my father, cruel hate,
confused with love - a mix not great.
The man I love - the man I hate;
the man I want to emulate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of
you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns,
then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
- Bill Cosby

You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories


 

I love the rain - it washes memories
off the sidewalk of life.
- the movie Play It Again, Sam

I cannot know the pain you feel.
I cannot share your memories or your loss.
My words of sympathy are beneath measure, yet
know that my heart reaches out with love to your heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley


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A mother's happiness is like a beacon,
lighting up the future but reflected also on the past
in the guise of fond memories.
- Honore de Balzac

For food that stays our hunger,
For rest that brings us ease,
For homes where memories linger,
We give our thanks for these.
- Anonymous

One of my earliest memories is of my father carrying
me in one arm with a picket sign in the other.
- Camryn Manheim

I take every opportunity to articulate to others
the ways that they have blessed and influenced me.
I hold sweet memories of making the opportunity
to thank teachers who have influenced me.
I encourage everyone to seize opportunities
to tell people who have made a gift of knowledge or influence.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Personally, I have fond memories of playing
on slippery rocks on the banks of a rushing river
as a child and hitchhiking in college.
To those who say, "But times are different now,"
I reply that statistically life is much safer now
than in the 1950s, with regard to both crime and accidents.
What has changed is our attitudes.
In those years, a broken leg from falling off a swing
or the back of a tractor was just part of childhood -
an excuse for gathering autographs.
Today that broken leg would be a source
of outrage and probably lawsuits.
I long for a simpler time when life was taken less seriously.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I've been very fortunate in the things I've had in my life.
But, at the same time, I wish I had the same types
of memories as everyone else.
- Alfonso Ribeiro

I guess I had fun doing it but it has hard memories for me.
- Faith Ringgold

Our memories are independent of our wills.
It is not so easy to forget.
- Richard Sheridan

It is not fun singing about losing somebody like that,
but at the same time it was easy to write because the
memories were so real and vivid and so much a part of who I am.
- Vince Gill

The Olympics: not one of my better memories.
- Debi Thomas

I never go to funerals.
To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time.
After that, your memories should be personal.
- Hedy Lamarr

There was a chance for me to write one song for the
section where Elvis sat in his black leather outfit and sang the old hits.
At eight oclock the next morning I had written Memories.
- Mac Davis

Take care of all your memories.
For you cannot relive them.
- Bob Dylan

Anyone who limits her vision to memories of yesterday is already dead.
- Lillie Langtry

The older we get, the swifter time seems to pass and
the quicker memories seem to fade.
- Brian Sibley

I'm proud of what I achieved there, but a life built
on memories is not much of a life.
- Eric Cantona

My memories are inside me - they're not things or a place -
I can take them anywhere.
- Olivia Newton-John

What greater thing is there for two human souls than
to feel that they are joined -
to strengthen each other -
to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
- George Eliot

And I've been walking 'round with memories way too long.
- Iris Dement

My parents kept us sheltered from this world of Hollywood.
I don't have any great memories of bouncing on Cary
Grant's knee or something like that.
- Tony Goldwyn

I think things like food, the food of the south is
sort of the common tie that binds us all,
Black and White, the sense memories.
It's a very particular part of the country.
- Sela Ward

True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories.
- Florence King

I still love making hamburgers on the grill.
I guess whenever I eat them childhood memories come up for me.
- Bobby Flay

You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.
- Stanislaw Lec

The memories stayed with him for so long,
and stayed vivid.
And it didn't matter to me that he'd already repeated that before.
I could hear it forever.
- Patti Davis

The poetry of a people comes from the deep recesses of the unconscious,
the irrational and the collective body of our ancestral memories.
- Margaret Walker

There is nothing like an odor to stir memories.
- William McFee

Well, the memories were obviously - every match is important,
every point counts, especially the last sort of 18,
20 years when the matches have been so tight.
- Bernhard Langer

I am happy as happiness goes, for a woman who has so
many memories and who lives the lonely life of an actress.
- Lillie Langtry

Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories.
Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart.
- Thomas Fuller

I have two lovely sons and some good memories,
but I've had a rather tumultuous personal life.
It hasn't been dull; I've been the Hiroshima of love.
- Sylvester Stallone

As a boy, because I was born and raised in Ohio,
about 60 miles north of Dayton, the legends of the
Wrights have been in my memories as long as I can remember.
- Neil Armstrong

Are there memories left that are safe from the clutches of phony anniversaries?
- Pope Paul VI

Memories of our lives, of our works and our deeds will continue in others.
- Rosa Parks

Our memories are card indexes consulted and then returned
in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.
- Cyril Connolly

Our dreams must be stronger than our memories.
We must be pulled by our dreams, rater than pushed by our memories.
- Jesse Jackson

We're not that far from being able to plant images,
memories, and emotional states directly into the brain.
- Douglas Trumbull

I shot Footloose nearby, and we used to hike.
Very fond memories.
- Dianne Wiest

Thinking so hard on her soft eyes and memories of the signs that it's over.
It's over.
- Jeff Buckley

I just have beautiful memories of what has happened in my life.
- Persis Khambatta

They say I live a fast life.
Maybe I just like a fast life.
I wouldn't give it up for anything in the world.
It won't last forever, either.
But the memories will.
- Dennis Wilson

Ocean is more ancient than the mountains,
and freighted with the memories and the dreams of Time.
- H. P. Lovecraft

Obviously, I have a lot of memories here...
but at the same time I'm going to put all my energies
into moving forward and doing my best for the Thrashers.
- Peter Bondra

I don't have any beauty shop memories.
I remember the barber shop.
- Jenifer Lewis

The ancient Greek oral poets all had this anxiety about
the deficiencies of their memories and always began
poems by praying to the Muse to help them remember.
- David Antin

A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.
- Raul Julia

If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts.
- Adam Duritz

Ryan is my bridge to the past, to memories that lose
some of their sting when he recounts them.
- Tatum O'Neal

People love talking about when they were young and
heard Honky Tonk Women for the first time.
It's quite a heavy load to carry on your shoulders,
the memories of so many people.
- Mick Jagger

The hurricane flooded me out of a lot of memorabilia,
but it can't flood out the memories.
- Tom Dempsey

Some memories are realities, and are better than anything
that can ever happen to one again.
- Willa Cather

Most people think that shadows follow,
precede or surround beings or objects.
The truth is that they also surround words,
ideas, desires, deeds, impulses and memories.
- Elie Wiesel

So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten,
even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something
you have done linger in people's memories.
- John Williams

You jot down ideas, memories, whatever,
concerning your real life that somehow parallels the
character you're playing,
and you incorporate that in your scene work.
- Chris Cooper

I have more memories than if I were a thousand years old.
- Charles Baudelaire

My memories of camp - I was four years old to eight years old -
they're fond memories.
- George Takei

The difference between false memories and true ones
is the same as for jewels:
it is always the false ones that look the most real,
the most brilliant.
- Salvador Dali

No memory is ever alone; it's at the end of a trail of memories,
a dozen trails that each have their own associations.
- Louis L'Amour

Lost in Space brings back a lot of memories for people,
and I think that any time you're involved in something
that has such a long-lasting appeal,
you feel very blessed by that.
- Angela Cartwright

The way I look at it, they're all part of my musical diary,
and I can listen to any one of them and it will bring
up memories of what was going on at that time.
- John Mayall

I have a lot of objects in my space,
little things,
reminders, memories.
- Marc Newson

It seems to me that I have always existed and that
I possess memories that date back to the Pharaohs.
- Gustave Flaubert

My earliest memories are the best.
I always try to remember the good times when Daddy was alive.
- Jayne Mansfield

He had to deal all at once with the packed regrets
and stifled memories of an inarticulate lifetime.
- Edith Wharton


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