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Funny Medicine Quotes
Funny Quotes about Medicine

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He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb

Modern medicine is a negation of health.
It isn't organized to serve human health,
but only itself, as an institution.
It makes more people sick than it heals.
- Ivan Illich

The art of medicine was to be properly learned only
from its practice and its exercise.
- Thomas Sydenham

Let Food be thy medicine and medicine be Thy food.
- Hippocrates.


 

Laughter is the best medicine.
- Anonymous

Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family
medicine doesn't have any procedures.
- David Jones

Environmental concern is now firmly embedded in public life:
in education,
medicine and law; in journalism, literature and art.
- Barry Commoner


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A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an
unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine
and psychology in the world.
- Paul Dudley White

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health.
I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
- Zach Braff

Flowers always make people better, happier,
and more helpful; they are sunshine,
food and medicine for the soul.
- Luther Burbank

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak,
men mistook magic for medicine; now,
when science is strong and religion weak,
men mistake medicine for magic.
- Thomas Szasz

Medicine sometimes snatches away health,
sometimes gives it.
- Ovid

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress;
when I get tired of one,
I spend the night with the other.
- Anton Chekhov

I critique market-based medicine not because I haven't
seen its heights but because I've seen its depths.
- Paul Farmer

Hopefully my music is medicine, some type of antidote
for something or some kind of explanation or just to feel good.
- Erykah Badu

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not
examining me is home studying medicine.
- George S. Kaufman

Medicine heals doubts as well as diseases.
- Karl Marx

In medicine, as in statecraft and propaganda,
words are sometimes the most powerful drugs we can use.
- Sara Murray Jordan

I have written two medical novels.
I have never studied medicine, never seen an operation.
- Taylor Caldwell

The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest
feature which distinguishes man from animals.
- William Osler

Medicine, the only profession that labors incessantly
to destroy the reason for its existence.
- James Bryce

I am not really sure how I got interested in medicine.
- Debi Thomas

I think I don't want to use drugs or medicine,
so nothing.
The only way is to go on stage and to hope.
- Andrea Bocelli

No patent medicine was ever put to wider and more varied
use than the Fourteenth Amendment.
- William O. Douglas

Philosophy, like medicine, has plenty of drugs,
few good remedies, and hardly any specific cures.
- Nicolas de Chamfort

Music is the medicine of the mind.
- John A. Logan

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate
the masses not to take medicine.
- William Osler

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses?
- Edmund H. North

And it's sort of an old-fashioned ER,
in that it's very much about the medicine,
and how these people cope.
There's very little about the personal lives of the characters.
- Laura Innes

Look, the, the - this country has not lived within
its means for a very long time,
and, and the truth is we're going to have to take our medicine.
- Alexi Giannoulias

Twenty-first century medicine must not be confined
to a twentieth-century bureaucracy.
- Charles W. Pickering

The first duties of the physician is to educate the
masses not to take medicine.
- William Osler

One of the biggest challenges to medicine is the incorporation
of information technology in our practices.
- Samuel Wilson

We strive for error-free medicine in a world that is sometimes all too human.
- Michael Burgess

I wanted to be a doctor in sports medicine;
I was into sailing and all that sort of thing.
- Christopher Atkins

The medicine increases the disease.
- Virgil

Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
- Thomas Tusser

Being diabetic was not what I thought of as being normal,
and I feared the stigma of having to take medicine
and having people stick me with a needle.
- Nell Carter

Our society finds truth too strong a medicine to digest undiluted.
In its purest form, truth is not a polite tap on the shoulder.
It is a howling reproach.
- Ted Koppel

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance
given with different intents.
- Peter Latham

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability.
- William Osler

I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think
about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
- Magic Johnson

Therefore in medicine we ought to know the causes of sickness and health.
- Avicenna

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic,
then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
- Jasper Carrott

Fashion is all about happiness.
It's fun.
It's important.
But it's not medicine.
- Donatella Versace

Let me recommend the best medicine in the world:
a long journey,
at a mild season, through a pleasant country,
in easy stages.
- James Madison

They were written on cheap blue notebooks bought by poor women.
I'm interested in folk tales in the way that medicine
and magic in women's stories are all kind of combined.
- Alice Hoffman

As long as they are medicated the right way with the
asthma medicine they won't have any problems.
- Dominique Wilkins

Though bitter, good medicine cures illness.
Though it may hurt, loyal criticism will have beneficial effects.
- Sima Qian

The classics are only primitive literature.
They belong to the same class as primitive machinery
and primitive music and primitive medicine.
- Stephen Leacock

The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination,
medicine and medical care than do the workers upon
whom the rich man's wealth is built.
- Samora Machel

Medicine to produce health must examine disease;
and music,
to create harmony must investigate discord.
- Plutarch

God isn't compatible with machinery and scientific
medicine and universal happiness.
You must make your choice.
Our civilization has chosen machinery and medicine and happiness.
- Aldous Huxley

The involuntary character of psychiatric treatment
is at odds with the spirit and ethics of medicine itself.
- Kate Millett

The very success of medicine in a material way may
now threaten the soul of medicine.
- Walter Martin

By keeping my hand in that, it's the way I keep learning.
The main way you learn in medicine is by practicing
and working with patients.
- Andrew Weil

In an area where nothing was known, medicine had to draw on social lore.
- Virginia Johnson

There are, in truth, no specialties in medicine,
since to know fully many of the most important diseases
a man must be familiar with their manifestations in many organs.
- William Osler

I find the medicine worse than the malady.
- John Fletcher

If medicine was practiced in 1965 the way it's practiced today,
there's no question that prescriptions would have been included in Medicare.
- John Podesta

Psychiatric expert testimony: mendacity masquerading as medicine.
- Thomas Szasz

The whole imposing edifice of modern medicine is like
the celebrated tower of Pisa -
slightly off balance.
- Prince Charles

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9
out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
- Jay Leno

A transfer of money should never be involved in this profound situation.
Although illness is profound, too, but medicine's a business today.
It's a business.
- Jack Kevorkian

In a democracy dissent is an act of faith.
Like medicine, the test of its value is not in its taste,
but in its effects.
- James W. Fulbright

Always laugh when you can.
It is cheap medicine.
- Lord Byron

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.
- Henry Ward Beecher

To my father, business was the highest calling,
but to my mother, medicine was the top profession.
- William Standish Knowles

This is alchemy, and this is the office of Vulcan;
he is the apothecary and chemist of the medicine.
- Paracelsus

If someone is interested in medicine and also in physics
and they like working with people and communicate well with others,
I would strongly encourage them.
- John Cameron

I wasn't driven into medicine by a social conscience
but by rampant curiosity.
- Jonathan Miller


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