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The discoloration is very minimal.
I have not turned blue.
The extent of skin discoloration is not even remotely
near what the news media are saying.
It is barely noticeable.
- Stan Jones

I will say we now, in the polling in Wisconsin,
much different than many other races,
the public didn't perceive that we were getting a fair shake from the media.
- Scott McCallum

There are not that many new media brands you can say that about nowadays.
- David Talbot

I wouldn't encourage new writers to start off publishing
through electronic media...
it still isn't wide enough for the readership they
would need to get a good start.
- Anne McCaffrey


 

Given what the media have put the country through this past decade,
it must come as a surprise to most Americans that the
press has a code of ethics.
- Roger Mudd

All media exist to invest our lives with artificial
perceptions and arbitrary values.
- Marshall McLuhan

You want to come home from a tournament with a winner's medal.
That's not the fans or the media putting us under pressure,
that's the pressure we put ourselves under.
- Rio Ferdinand


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This is all about a media war that continues to rage
between the old and new media.
Unfortunately for our soldiers, these brave Americans
are caught in the crossfire.
- Joe Scarborough

Language makes infinite use of finite media.
- Karl Wilhelm Von Humboldt

Thank God for our form of government.
The media won't let there be any cover-up.
- John McCain

The fact is, the media never gets off the interstate
unless there's a major explosion.
- Jim Harrison

Independent media can go to where the silence is and break the sound barrier,
doing what the corporate networks refuse to do.
- Amy Goodman

I am very conscious of what I say and do when I go
out because the media is quick to make that a story.
- Justin Guarini

I find it disturbing that the media keeps referring to my marriage,
since I got divorced in 1979.
But the media never wants to let me forget.
- Bianca Jagger

Post-modernism has cut off the present from all futures.
The daily media add to this by cutting off the past.
Which means that critical opinion is often orphaned in the present.
- John Berger

The dream factory of that time was much simpler.
As media outlets grew, everything became so complicated.
- Janet Leigh

It's really important to remember that most people
in the public eye are human for a start and a lot of
things that you read in the media get slightly misconstrued and manipulated.
- Geri Halliwell

And I tell you that's one of the reasons why I didn't
have the friendships with the media,
maybe like I could have.
But I had to do what I had to do to make myself successful.
- Eddie Murray

The media is comparable to government-probably passes government in raw power.
- Matt Drudge

I think there are a lot of reasons to be critical of the media in America.
- Laura Bush

It is not at all clear how much the media influences
public opinion and how much public opinion influences the media.
- Bruce Jackson

This is God's world this is not the media's world.
- Terrell Owens

I tried to keep it secret, but the story got into the newspapers.
It was more difficult for my family,
who couldn't understand why the media wouldn't leave me in peace.
- Grete Waitz

I cover media people the way they cover politicians.
- Matt Drudge

From the subtle to the extreme, our culture and our
values are under unrelenting attack from the media.
- Tammy Bruce

Is advertising a profession, like law or medicine?
How many new parents clutch their baby to their breast and declare,
'I want this child to grow up to be a media planner'?
- Jef I. Richards

Tell us exactly - certainly our listeners -
why does it appear that some folks,
certainly in the Democratic Party and in the news media -
seem to be afraid of you?
- Tony Brown

It used to be you did TV or you did film.
Now it's like a media blitz.
- Stephen Dorff

Navigation is power of a limited sort -
it enables us to manage the immensity of the media torrent.
- Todd Gitlin

Yeah, right.
I mean, he criticises everybody in the media,
then the first thing he does when he finishes is he
goes to work for the media.
Thompson, too.
Hypocritical.
- Ian St.
John

Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up.
- Britney Spears

The second is the damage to the credibility and independence
of a free press which may be caused by covert relationships with the U.S.
journalists and media organizations.
- Frank Church

The major media companies are significantly reducing
their financial commitment to the motion picture sector.
- Peter Bart

We citizens don't need to know every detail of every
military operation in this new kind of war.
Nor should the media tell us and hence our enemy.
- David Hackworth

I wouldn't even get elected.
I'd probably deck a couple of people,
too which would not play very well with the national media.
- Tim Robbins

The media can be a really strong vehicle.
- Cecilia Bartoli

The first problem of the media is posed by what does not get translated,
or even published in the dominant political languages.
- Jacques Derrida

People in the mass media tend more and more every day
to look and act like elected and appointed officials.
- L. Neil Smith

The US military still blames the media for stories
and images that turned the American public against the war in Vietnam.
- Bruce Jackson

When Communist U.S.S.R.
was a superpower, the world was better off.
The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
- Janeane Garofalo

I wish the Libertarian Party would get more play in
the media but they don't.
- Glenn Danzig

In certain areas where the media are still controlled,
the changes have come to a halt, which is a very frustrating situation.
I would like the changes to take place throughout China.
- Jung Chang

Having a home away from the media glare is important to world-class athletes.
- Mary Lou Retton

I think that reality TV is so bad.
It is a tool by the media to not make people think.
- Naveen Andrews

There's no denying that television is one of the most
powerful propaganda media we've ever invented.
- Jim Fowler

I think the media makes it tough to play in New York.
There are so many papers and TV channels covering the
Knicks and the expectations for the Knicks are so high.
- John Starks

Often, what you see in the media is driven by economic forces.
- Iris Chang

So it's a much more difficult issue to organize around,
because you can't get media at all to make your case.
And that's where cases tend to be made politically.
- Robert McChesney

Television doesn't make stars.
It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.
- Chevy Chase

The lies the government and media tell are amplifications
of the lies we tell ourselves.
To stop being conned, stop conning yourself.
- James Wolcott

As I discovered, even the governor of a major state
who holds pro-life views can be denied a hearing at
his party's convention without the national media protesting it.
- Robert Casey

Nothing is really media driven or committee driven,
so you can actually just produce something.
- Bill Sienkiewicz

It is advertising and the logic of consumerism that
governs the depiction of reality in the mass media.
- Christopher Lasch

Societies have always been shaped more by the nature
of the media by which men communicate than by the content of the communication.
- Marshall McLuhan

I think it is absolutely essential in a democracy to
have competition in the media,
a lot of competition, and we seem to be moving away from that.
- Walter Cronkite

The kind of corruption the media talk about,
the kind the Supreme Court was concerned about,
involves the putative sale of votes in exchange for campaign contributions.
- James L. Buckley

This brought on the news media, TV crews,
interviews, and numerous public appearances.
- Ryan White

The status quo and the media is doing everything it
can to fry children's brains and make them grow up maladjusted.
- Julie Christie

As far as the media is concerned, I wouldn't shoot anything down.
- Tina Yothers

Just look at the messages today's media are sending everybody,
from TV and commercials to actors and singers.
Kids are just drowning in that 24-7 and it's getting really bad.
- Evan Rachel Wood

So this is all part of a free society.
People are entitled to hold whatever view they want,
and the media can report things how they wish.
- Alexander Downer

I don't think anyone in the media thinks strategically about society.
- Todd Gitlin

There are ways that we can manipulate the corporate
media to talk about the issues that we care about.
- Justin Sane

I do not expect the white media to create positive black male images.
- Huey Newton

The influence of blogging is overall a very positive force in the media.
- Garrett M. Graff

If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey.
He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media.
- Joel Osteen

Materialist philosophies that treat human beings as
machines or animals possess the high ground in our culture -
academia,
the most powerful media and many of our courts.
- Marvin Olasky

I have had some pretty wild nights!
I think the media keeps a very close eye on what people are up to these days.
I was out with George Clooney a few nights ago and we had a great time.
- Tom Jones

I'd only read a bit of the first book.
And I just knew about all the media furor over it.
But I'd not read books 2 or 3.
I'd just read a bit of it.
And I'd seen the films.
- David Thewlis

Beating up on the so-called elite media has a nice populist ring to it.
- Bill Keller

President Obama is not polarizing, but the media sure is.
- Yousef Munayyer


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