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Funny Mean Girl Quotes
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

I really wanted to be nasty and mean and bad.
It's so much easier than being the good girl.
- Robin Tunney

I just loved playing the mean girl.
When you're not like a character, it's kind of fun to play.
- Ashley Tisdale

A true heiress is never mean to anyone -
except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
- Paris Hilton


 

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but
in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have
a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
- Cher

I usually get myself into situations that cause sparks.
I mean I'm a girl that likes the storms.
I love feeling alive, I love walking out in the cold
in my bare feet and feeling the ice on my toes.
- Tori Amos

I'm pretty much a good Catholic girl at heart,
and I believe in family.
I also have a basic belief that God takes care of me.
I believe in prayer, even though I'm not that religious.
I just have that foundation from my family.
I mean when you think that you're just a human being
and one of God's creatures,
you can't take anything that seriously.
- Catherine O'Hara


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I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students,
waitresses, that sort of thing.
Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends.
Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl,
it doesn't mean we are dating.
- Leonardo DiCaprio

Badges mean nothing in themselves, but they mark a
certain achievement and they are a link between the rich and the poor.
For when one girl sees a badge on a sister Scout's arm,
if that girl has won the same badge,
it at once awakens an interest and sympathy between them.
- Juliette G. Low

I think that show will go down in history...
people will scratch their heads and say 'How did this
ever get on the air?' I mean,
they finally have a planet that's populated with a
black race and then they present them as savage warriors,
and the men want the white girl!
- Denise Crosby

I've sort of heard that "it" girl thing,
but not really.
Hearing it from a few people doesn't solidify it in
my mind and I wouldn't know how to solidify that title.
It's so elusive and what does it mean,
I don't know?
- Rachel McAdams

Given that there was that era of girl group music and it's still very popular,
but I think if you looked at the chart from that time
you would see many more men on it.
Because the industry, they were catering to young girls.
I mean, that's what they thought their audience was.
- Lesley Gore

I mean, for all of his faults and the troubles in his marriage,
Bill Clinton is still married to a girl he met in the
library 25 years ago at school.
Can we say that about many of our other leaders today in America,
including on the right wing?
- Paul Begala

What does kissing really mean to me? To me,
if you feel, when you kiss a girl, that certain feeling of all those dolphins,
like, swimming through your blood stream,
and you get those good tingles inside your stomach,
I don't think there's any better feeling.
- Corey Haim

I always thought after 2002 that I'd hang up my skates
and turn professional and just go on tour and do shows.
But I don't know when it is enough.
I mean, I still enjoy it.
I'm the luckiest girl alive that I get to perform in
front of thousands of people,
do what I love doing.
- Michelle Kwan

Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Sucking the marrow out of life
doesn't mean choking on the bone.
- Robin Williams as John Keating
in the 1989 movie Dead Poets Society

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing.
The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone,
"it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."
- Lewis Carroll

Just because I don't care,
doesn't mean I don't understand.
- Matt Groening's TV series The Simpsons.

Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Make your "yes" mean yes,
and your "no" mean no.
- John Wooden

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness;
however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Life is a game - a game you can never win.
You already know the final score: Life 1, You 0.
Doesn't mean you can't have fun playing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they're not on your road
doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is,
he feels that happiness is his indisputable right.
- Helen Keller

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything.
It's the time we spent together that matters,
not how we left it.
- Trey Parker

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
- Anonymous

For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so,
a well-organized and armed militia is their best security.
- Thomas Jefferson

Letting go doesn't mean giving up...
it means moving on.
- Anonymous

Knowledge will forever govern ignorance;
and a people who mean to be their own governors must
arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.
- James Madison

Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything.
You are you and that is the beginning and the end -
no apologies, no regrets.
- Henry Kissinger

Just because something doesn't do what you planned
it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
- Thomas A. Edison

It is our experience that political leaders do not
always mean the opposite of what they say.
- Abba Eban

It is only the great-hearted who can be true friends.
The mean and cowardly can never know what true friendship means.
- Charles Kingsley

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world
doesn't mean you are wiser
than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
- Edward R. Murrow

Be clear with yourself about what you mean
in conversations with others, and especially with yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
- George Carlin

"Uncertainty" is NOT "I don't know."
It is "I can't know."
"I am uncertain" does not mean "I could be certain."
- Wener Karl Heisenberg

An "always been" does not mean I must choose "what must be."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Father or stepfather - those are just titles to me.
They don't mean anything.
- Oliver Hudson

I do the very best I know how -
the very best I can;
and I mean to keep on doing so until the end.
- Abraham Lincoln

What people often mean by getting rid of conflict
is getting rid of diversity,
and it is of the utmost importance
that these should not be considered the same.
- M. P. Follett

Whenever anyone says, 'theoretically,'
they really mean,
'not really.'
- Dave Parnas

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
- Irene Peter

Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that
we are immune to their operations.
- David Gerrold

The right to do something doesn't mean that doing it is right.
- William Safire

Failure doesn't mean you are a failure it just means
you haven't succeeded yet.
- Robert H. Schuller

We get to CHOOSE the meaning for our lives.
Our lives mean exactly what we say they do - no more, no less.
Each of us chooses their path in life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be Impeccable With Your Word.
Speak with integrity.
Say only what you mean.
Avoid using your word to speak against yourself
or to gossip about others.
Use the power of your word
in the direction of truth and love.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Success doesn't mean that you are healthy,
success doesn't mean that you're happy,
success doesn't mean that you're rested.
Success really doesn't mean that you look good,
or feel good, or are good.
- Victoria Principal

God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean.
- Albert Einstein

You can't move so fast that you try to change
the mores faster than people can accept it.
That doesn't mean you do nothing,
but it means that you do the things that
need to be done according to priority.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I mean, I look at my dad.
He was twenty when he started having a family,
and he was always the coolest dad.
He did everything for his kids, and he never made us
feel like he was pressured.
I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.
- Adam Sandler

I mean, I'm pretty good in real life,
but sometimes people seem surprised that I'm like a
normal teenager and wear black nail polish and I'm
just a little bit more edgy than the person I play on television.
- Brittany Snow

In science, "fact" can only mean "confirmed to such
a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent."
I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow,
but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.
- Stephen Jay Gould

I decided that it was not wisdom that
enabled poets to write their poetry,
but a kind of instinct or inspiration,
such as you find in seers and prophets
who deliver all their sublime messages
without knowing in the least what they mean.
- Socrates

There are some great questions to ask your doctor.
If he says 'no,' then you find yourself a different doctor.
There really has to be a change in how we medically
look at women at this time.
I mean, this is not just baby gloom.
- Marie Osmond

Presents don't really mean much to me.
I don't want to sound mawkish, but -
it was the realization that I have a great many people
in my life who really love me,
and who I really love.
- Gabriel Byrne

It was definitely a part of our life.
I mean, my mom had both her brothers and her fiancee
in Vietnam at the same time,
so it wasn't just my dad's story, it was my mom's story too.
And we definitely grew up listening to the stories.
- Vanessa Kerry

I just mean it's very difficult for me to watch my work,
in some ways, because I am critical of what I didn't
get across or I thought I was making one point.
- Tea Leoni

It's what everyone is after, I mean they want success
and when they get it it's an incredible pressure but
what you have to do is try to keep the big picture in view.
- Gerry Beckley

We stay as a team.
I might be England captain, but that doesn't mean I get treated differently.
- David Beckham

Doing love scenes is always awkward.
I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work
and lay in bed with your co-worker.
- Denise Richards

It is essential to an architect to know how to see:
I mean to see in such a way that the vision is not
overpowered by rational analysis.
- Luis Barragan

You would be surprised of films that people just don't see.
You know what I mean? I'm always working and I'm a
film buff but I'm an old school film buff.
- Mike Epps

It's to surprise people about something that is extremely well known.
I mean human reproduction, the human body,
nature and so on.
To surprise them with a new technique.
- Lennart Nilsson

What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality?
It's not like the Easter Bunny,
your belief isn't necessary.
- Lea DeLaria

I'm trying to be entertaining without being mean.
- Tina Brown

For me it's also - the music is equally as important.
I mean I think as somebody who writes music,
there just has to sort of be the marriage between both.
- Katey Sagal

I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties
really shook out a lot of hacks.
The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.
- Patton Oswalt


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