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Funny Marxism Quotes
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There's something about Marxism that brings out warts;
the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Marxism is the opium of the intellectuals.
- Edmund Wilson

If people don't like Marxism, they should blame the British Museum.
- Mikhail Gorbachev

Marxism is always open, always critical,
always self-critical.
- Ernest Mandel


 

Marxism conceives of the new system of socialism as
the necessary outcome of all previous history made
possible and necessary only by that previous history.
- Earl Browder

An excessive knowledge of Marxism is a sign of a misspent youth.
- John McCarthy

Darwin himself, in his day, was unable to fight free
of the theoretical errors of which he was guilty.
It was the classics of Marxism that revealed those
errors and pointed them out.
- Trofim Lysenko


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Marxism is like a classical building that followed the Renaissance;
beautiful in its way,
but incapable of growth.
- Harold MacMillan

As the class struggle sharpens in the U.S.
Marxism will come into its own as a great popular study.
- C. L. R. James

Marxism is essentially a product of the bourgeois mind.
- Joseph A. Schumpeter

Marxism is a revolutionary worldview that must always
struggle for new revelations.
- Rosa Luxemburg

For some years I deserted religion in favour of Marxism.
The republic of goodness seemed more attainable than the Kingdom of God.
- Lionel Blue

At the same time, of course, Marxism arose -
Rosa Luxembourg,
Leninism, anarchism - and art became political.
- Douglas Sirk

Because of my Marxism, I was not into myths or miracles,
whether it was the virgin birth, the physical resurrection
or casting out demons from an epileptic.
- Lionel Blue

What guides Marxism, then, is a different model of society,
and a different conception of the function of the knowledge
that can be produced by society and acquired from it.
- Jean-Francois Lyotard

The important part of Marxism was its demand for active,
constant, practical, class-war.
- Francis Parker Yockey

There are a few people, but a diminishing number,
who still believe that Marxism, as an economic system,
off era a coherent alternative to capitalism,
and socialism has, indeed, triumphed in one country.
- Herbert Read

That is simply that Marxism has been tremendously fashionable in our time,
so it has infected a very large number of major institutions
in many countries of the world.
So I suppose that we shouldn't be too surprised that
it should infect the church as well.
- Jeane Kirkpatrick

Very curious, at the age of about 13 years,
Oswald began to study Marxism and he kept on in his writing,
affirming that he was a Marxist.
Probably he did want to show himself as a great,
supreme Marxist.
- John Sherman Cooper

The relevance of Marxism to science is that it removes
it from its imagined position of complete detachment and shows it as a part,
but a critically important part, of economy and social development.
- John Desmond Bernal

Beginning with adolescence, my political formation
was oriented in the ideological direction of Marxism.
It was natural, being that my thinking was influenced
by an atmosphere of active critical resistance.
That was the way it was during all of the dictatorship
and up to the Revolution of 1974.
- Jose Saramago

As the egalitarianism of Marxism is attractive to many,
socialism could have attracted many followers in America,
anyway.
But there is no doubt that it could not possibly have
affected us so widely and so deeply as it has,
had it not been heavily financed.
- B. Carroll Reece

Marxism is an interpretation of history which explains
the progress of society as a product of the expansion
of the forces of production of the material means of life,
that is, the development of economy.
- Earl Browder

For us, Marxism is always open because there are always new xperiences,
there are always new facts, including facts about the past,
which have to be incorporated in the corpus of scientific socialism.
- Ernest Mandel

The classics of Marxism, while fully appreciating the
significance of the Darwinian theory,
pointed out the errors of which Darwin was guilty.
Darwin's theory, though unquestionably materialist in its main features,
is not free from some serious errors.
- Trofim Lysenko

Of course, Marxism is an example of what Carl Popper
would have called a 'World Three' structure,
in that it's got immense power as an idea,
but you couldn't actually hold up anything in the world and say:
'this is Marxism'.
- Alan Moore

I feel the need to express something,
but I don't know what it is I want to express.
- the movie Interiors

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced
so they won't think something's wrong with me.
- Elayne Boosler

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ...
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2

Creationists make it sound as though a "theory'
is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- Isaac Asimov

Today is probably a good day for something;
but it's a better day for doing nothing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
- Mo Udall

Praying is important when you wake up
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

If a man smiles all the time,
he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
- George Carlin

Normal is not something to aspire to,
it's something to get away from.
- Jodie Foster

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

In soloing - as in other activities -
it is far easier to start something
than it is to finish it.
- Amelia Earhart

Do something wonderful, people may imitate it.
- Albert Schweitzer

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something;
in the absence of good grounds for belief,
he will be satisfied with bad ones.
- Bertrand Russell

Guilt for being rich,
and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough
and you have to go and get shot or something.
- John Lennon

Ending a sentence with a preposition is
something up with which I will not put.
- Winston Churchill

A New Year's resolution is something that
goes in one Year and out the other.
- Anonymous

Well excuse me - we've got something
a little unusual going on here -
time travel, parallel universes,
or just a little common ordinary insanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money
they don't have for something they don't need.
- Will Rogers

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford

Some years ago I became president of Columbia University
and learned within 24 hours to be ready
to speak at the drop of a hat,
and I learned something more, the trustees were expected
to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Move out of your comfort zone. You can only
grow if you are willing to feel awkward and
uncomfortable when you try something new.
- Brian Tracy

Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth -
look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity,
and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus
could be intended for enjoyment.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Our faith gives us knowledge of something better.
- E. F. Schumacher

We disrespect ourselves and our free-will
whenever we say that we NEED to do something.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of,
he always declares that it's his duty.
- George Bernard Shaw

You can't do anything about the length of your life,
but you can do something about its width and depth.
- Evan Esar

The moment we want to believe something,
we suddenly see all the arguments for it,
and become blind to the arguments against it.
- George Bernard Shaw

Our desires always disappoint us;
for though we meet with something that gives us satisfaction,
yet it never thoroughly answers our expectation.
- Elbert Hubbard

When one has nothing to lose, one becomes courageous.
We are timid only when
there is something we can still cling to.
- Carlos Castaneda

Anything I can not transform
into something marvelous, I let go.
- Anais Nin

Don't live down to expectations.
Go out there and do something remarkable.
- Wendy Wasserstein

Happiness is not something ready made.
It comes from your own actions.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves.
But deep down below the surface of the average conscience
a still, small voice says to us, something is out of tune.
- Carl Jung

Fear of something is at the root of hate for others,
and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.
- George Washington Carver

I think music in itself is healing.
It's an explosive expression of humanity.
It's something we are all touched by.
No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
- Billy Joel

Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea.
It's the person who gets out of the shower,
dries off and does something about it who makes a difference.
- Nolan Bushnell

If a small thing has the power to make you angry,
does that not indicate something about your size?
- Sydney J. Harris

Someone who thinks the world is always cheating him is right.
He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something.
- Eric Hoffer

Worrying is like a rocking chair,
it gives you something to do,
but it gets you nowhere.
- Glenn Turner

I am only one, but still I am one.
I cannot do everything, but still I can do something;
And because I cannot do everything
I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.
- Helen Keller

There are a hundred valid reasons why something can't be done,
but only one reason, Commitment, why it can.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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