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Funny Management Quotes
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Most of what we call management consists of
making it difficult for people to get their work done.
- Peter F. Drucker

Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
- Lee Iacocca

There are six components of wellness:
proper weight and diet,
proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit,
control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.
- Kenneth H. Cooper

Management must manage!
- Harold S. Geneen


 

Good management is the art of making problems so interesting
and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants
to get to work and deal with them.
- Paul Hawken

Effective leadership is putting first things first.
Effective management is discipline, carrying it out.
- Stephen Covey

Management is doing things right;
leadership is doing the right things.
- Peter F. Drucker


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So during those first moments of the day,
which are yours and yours alone, you can circumvent
these boundaries and concentrate fully on spiritual matters.
And this gives you the opportunity to plan the time
management of the entire day.
- Menachem Mendel Schneerson

Finally, I told them I'd drop out of the management
program if they'd give me an entry-level job in the
newsroom for union wages,
about fifty dollars a week.
- Andrea Mitchell

The actual course is called fishery studies,
and you study general aquatics and fishery management.
- Tom Felton

When you're buying real growth and want real performance,
you buy excellent management and good products and
you diversify across industry sectors.
- Robert Morse

Sports betting is all about money management,
so the most money won on one event is not the most important thing.
- Bruce Dern

During my work there I came across some very significant
issues that I started reporting in December of 2001
to the mid-level management within the FBI.
- Sibel Edmonds

The Anger Management Tour was another beautiful thing.
I loved that tour.
- Obie Trice

The time draws near, when a radical change must take
place for the whole world in the management of diplomacy.
- Lajos Kossuth

The first rule of management is delegation.
Don't try and do everything yourself because you can't.
- Anthea Turner

Index investing outperforms active management year after year.
- Jim Rogers

I think it is just stupid economics for a government
to approach economic management from a strand of thinking
regarding unions as enemies.
- Bob Hawke

The relationship between talent and management is uneasy,
at best.
- Jessica Savitch

Management is about arranging and telling.
Leadership is about nurturing and enhancing.
- Thomas J. Peters

The agendas on the management side of the table now
are not in sync like they used to be because you have
vastly different entities supplying programming to networks.
- Dick Wolf

We're just delighted that management has come around to my way of thinking.
- Paula Zahn

So much of what we call management consists in making
it difficult for people to work.
- Peter Drucker

The kind of people I look for to fill top management
spots are the eager beavers,
the mavericks.
These are the guys who try to do more than they're expected to do -
they always reach.
- Lee Iacocca

No business in the world has ever made more money with poorer management.
- Bill Terry

I got even with all the bad management I had by being a good manager.
- Victoria Principal

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of
household management can ever tell you is how to begin.
Or maybe I mean why.
- Katharine Whitehorn

Our second phase was to develop a school curriculum that teaches tolerance,
respect for differences, conflict resolution,
anger management, and other attributes of peace.
- Eddie Bernice Johnson

It was to do with information management.
The intention was to dramatise it.
- Hans Blix

Indeed, the woes of Software Engineering are not due to lack of tools,
or proper management, but largely due to lack of sufficient technical competence.
- Niklaus Wirth

Theatre director: a person engaged by the management
to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.
- James Agate

If I had a normal job and had been moving up,
I'd be management level now.
- Lauren Graham

There is no doubt that Formula 1 has the best risk
management of any sport and any industry in the world.
- Jackie Stewart

It's never been more important for borrowers to arm
themselves with knowledge and build sound financial-management skills.
- Robert Manning

I recognized that teaching and research institutions
vitally depend on the involvement of active scientists
also in management functions.
- Richard Ernst

In light of the recent controversy surrounding foreign management of U.S.
Ports, a thorough review of foreign management of U.S.
airports needs to occur.
- Jon Porter

We have problems with our physical security,
operational security through to management.
- Kevin Mitnick

I've got an opinion on everything, so I should go into management.
- Richard Gough

This is the way federal land management should work.
Cooperation, not confrontation, should be the hallmark of conservation efforts.
- Dirk Kempthorne

Avon is a unique place to work; we've got family-friendly policies.
We have more senior women in high-level management than any other company;
46 percent of our officers are women.
- Andrea Jung

Reduce the layers of management.
They put distance between the top of an organization and the customers.
- Donald Rumsfeld

We need what I have often called an ecological approach
to the management of these resources and we do not have that now.
We have the inertia of past habits, unsustainable habits.
- Maurice Strong

I am definitely going to take a course on time management...
just as soon as I can work it into my schedule.
- Louis E. Boone

I will not be in the position of having management dictated to by labor.
- Charles M. Schwab

The earmark favor factory needs to be boarded up and demolished,
not turned over to new management that may or may not
have a better eye for earmarks with 'merit.'
- Tom Coburn

People have described me as a management bishop but I say to my critics,
Jesus was a management expert too.
- George Carey

Success in management and success in sport are derived
from the same basic principles.
- Will Carling

Michael left because of the Bulls' management,
not because he'd lost his love of playing the game.
- Tiger Woods

Anything that is wasted effort represents wasted time.
The best management of our time thus becomes linked
inseparably with the best utilization of our efforts.
- Ted W. Engstrom

Materialism has never been so ominous as now in North America,
as management takes over.
- Arthur Erickson

The smaller the function, the greater the management.
- C. Northcote Parkinson

Eliminate numerical quotas, including Management by Objectives.
- W. Edwards Deming

One of the responsibilities faced by the Environmental
Genome Project is to provide the science base upon
which society can make better informed risk management decisions.
- Samuel Wilson

The scanning of barcodes, or the reading of RFID transponders,
generates data that is used in a software package to
provide management or control information.
- Mike Marsh

The secret to winning is constant, consistent management.
- Tom Landry

Fit no stereotypes.
Don't chase the latest management fads.
The situation dictates which approach best accomplishes the team's mission.
- Colin Powell

First need in the reform of hospital management? That's easy!
The death of all dietitians, and the resurrection of a French chef.
- Martin H. Fischer

I walked in and inherited a management group that I didn't know very well.
They didn't know me, and we had a very short window
to put together a credible recovery plan.
- Bill Ford

If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other,
it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

The difference between management and administration
(which is what bureaucrats used to do exclusively)
is the difference between choice and rigidity.
- Robert Heller

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people,
but they have demonstrated time and again that they
have the management skills of celery.
- Dave Barry

When a management with a reputation for brilliance
tackles a business with a reputation for bad economics,
it is the reputation of the business that remains intact.
- Warren Buffett

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
- Kin Hubbard

When you're in the car, how well you do is down to
you and you alone-no band,
no management, no marketing.
- Nick Mason

Effective management always means asking the right question.
- Robert Heller

As population susceptibilities are better understood,
we will be in a better position than we are in today
to make informed decisions about risk management.
- Samuel Wilson

We've got a low turnover management group and executive
group who've grown up in the business.
- Fred L. Turner

We got a little waylaid along the way.
The whole problem started about 10 years ago with management and legal battles,
then still trying to make albums while I was doing all of that.
- Pat Travers

Being a publicist is like management in a lot of ways -
you're their friend,
you're their mother, you're their confidante.
- Debi Mazar

If I had learned more about business ahead of time,
I would have been shaped into believing that it was
only about finances and quality management.
- Anita Roddick

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives.
Ninety percent of the time you don't.
- Peter Drucker


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