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Funny Making Money Quotes
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Disneyland is a work of love.
We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.
- Walt Disney

The greatest pleasure when I started making money was
not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to
have as many freshly typed drafts as possible.
- Gore Vidal

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.
- Mary Roberts Rinehart

My job is writing.
I get paid to do it.
When was the last time you heard someone challenge
a doctor for making money off of cancer?
- Joyce Maynard


 

I understand what rappers are talking about.
I think rap is less about educating people about the
black community and more about making money.
- Dennis Rodman

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
- Louis Agassiz

I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making.
I didn't know how much money I was making.
- Bill Murray


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I write plays not to make money, but to stop myself from going mad.
Because it's my way of making the world rational to me.
- Edward Bond

Making the tax cuts permanent will continue to grow the economy,
create jobs, and put more money in the pockets of the
hard-working families of Pennsylvania.
- Tim Murphy

You can get rich making fun of me.
I know.
I've made lots of money making fun of me.
- Glenn Beck

So much money and energy is expended making a film
that I think it should be used for positive ends.
- David Strathairn

Don't get too caught up in making money or having a job,
get excited about the fact that you can design your life.
- Darren L. Johnson

Later on when it became a routine it was not as exciting I'll admit that.
The first three years were wonderful,
the rest were just money making and having fun.
- Larry Hagman

I had dropped out of school and was a runaway,
so I didn't have family to fall back on if I didn't work.
I didn't have a lot of other options of making money other than modeling.
- Carre Otis

She was making great money at personal appearances.
- David Gest

Being horrible in a big film is a quicker nosedive
than doing an obscure film and making no money.
- Renee Zellweger

Goddam money.
It always ends up making you blue as hell.
- J. D. Salinger

It was all about flying round the world,
working hard, being on the cover of Vogue,
making money.
It wasn't fun.
It was exhausting, but I was young and convinced I knew best.
- Rachel Hunter

You want to give people a reason to hate my guts more? I'm making more money.
- Billy Joel

I played with the Birmingham Black Barons.
I was making 500 at 14.
That was a lot of money in those days.
- Willie Mays

Major labels didn't start showing up really until they smelled money,
and that's all they're ever going to be attracted to
is money-that's the business they're in-
making money.
- Ian MacKaye

To be candid with you, free agency hurts all sports.
It's great for athletes making an enormous amount of money.
But to say it helps the sports, I don't believe that.
- Jerry West

The people who are making money are the ones who are
writing and singing their own songs.
- Jimmy Webb

Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people,
they kind of deserve it.
- Victoria Jackson

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
They're about getting ratings, about making money,
about doing stories that are easy to cover.
- Al Franken

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
- Andy Warhol

Why do you judge me as a musician, John? All I'm interested in is making money.
- Glenn Miller

But I don't need to use politics as a way of making money.
- Imran Khan

The notion of making money by popular work,
and then retiring to do good work, is the most familiar
of all the devil's traps for artists.
- Logan Pearsall Smith

Every business is there to make money,
and making a record is business.
This tends to be forgotten by many.
- Giorgio Moroder

I have ways of making money that you know nothing of.
- John D. Rockefeller

It's actually not unlike Google at that stage of development.
They had an up-and-running site.
It wasn't losing very much money, it wasn't making very much money,
but it was growing.
- John Doerr

So Europe's a big driver.
And at one point, if the euro hadn't devalued,
they would have been making as much money as the US with half the stores.
Returns were higher.
- Jim Cantalupo

Well, yes, as I was a rather bad actor then and I wasn't making enough money,
I thought, to make enough money to not make money as an actor,
I'd better do some writing.
- Val Guest

Making money is a hobby that will complement any other hobbies you have,
beautifully.
- Scott Alexander

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
- Robin Williams

For me the greatest source of income is still movies.
Nothing - stocks, financial speculation,
real estate speculation or businesses -
makes more money for me than making movies.
- Jackie Chan

With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.
- Pete Rose

The opera always loses money.
That's as it should be.
Opera has no business making money.
- Rudolf Bing

Making a movie requires 20 to 500 people to make and
a lot of money and the stakes are a lot higher.
- Alanis Morissette

I'm very focused on the world and my career and my
Porsche turbo and making money and Stevie B. Inc.
I'm just living according to the standards of the world.
- Stephen Baldwin

What people forget is that every movie that gets made
keeps making money for somebody FOREVER.
- Dave Thomas

Millionaires are marrying their secretaries because
they are so busy making money they haven't time to see other girls.
- Doris Lilly

The people I used to have around me from Nashville
was showing love to the Cash Money clique on the strength
of Buck trying to make it;
making sure Buck gets to where he gots to go.
- Young Buck

From that moment on, the newspaper became a highly
lucrative investment for those with a talent for making
money or for publishers wanting to gain a fortune.
- Ferdinand Lassalle

I look at being an actress as being like a mummy:
You're bandaged up and preserved as soon as you start
making other people money.
- Anna Friel

I look forward to the end of all this money-making part of the career,
to be truthful.
- Paul Guilfoyle

I always felt that I had anxiety of survival in terms
of livelihood even when I was making plenty of money.
- Leonard Baskin

Speculation is only a word covering the making of money
out of the manipulation of prices,
instead of supplying goods and services.
- Henry Ford

It's never been about making money.
- Rob Zombie

Music is a hobby, because I'm not making any money out of it,
but I put just as much conviction into that as I do into my acting.
- River Phoenix

In some industry markets, high quality can be tied to making more money,
but I am sure by now all of us know the computer industry is not like that.
- Theo de Raadt

The man whose only pleasure in life is making money,
weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.
- Josh Billings

Some people find an interest in making money,
and though they appear to be slaving,
many actually enjoy every minute of their work.
- Walter Annenberg

They're making a ton of money, and no one is getting a nickel.
- Ruben Blades

I had no ambition to make a fortune.
Mere money-making has never been my goal,
I had an ambition to build.
- Eden Phillpotts

Be curious, learn and read as much as you can about food.
Don't worry about making money.
Focus on learning at various venues before you settle
down for a steady position.
- Rocco DiSpirito

At the time, I was making good money doing background work and demos.
- Dee Dee Warwick

I'm not really interested in making money.
- Steven Spielberg

Liberalism does not preclude an organisation of the
flow of money in which some channels are used in decision
making while others are only good for the payment of debts.
- Jean-Francois Lyotard

I'm always dissing Ray and making fun of him,
talking about his money.
- Patricia Heaton

Poetry asks people to have values, form opinions,
care about some other part of experience besides making
money and being successful on the job.
- Toi Derricotte

As long as you have a system that is based on the rational
that if you are making money you are thereby making
a contribution to society,
these financial rogue practices will continue.
- David Korten

Life started getting good when I started making money.
- Balthazar Getty

You know, it's funny...
when you're making money, people don't think you're playing jazz.
Now when you're not making money, people think that
you're a good jazz musician.
- Pete Fountain

Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money.
They make it by being Wal-Mart.
We make it by innovation.
- Steve Jobs

I know of nothing more despicable and pathetic than
a man who devotes all the hours of the waking day to
the making of money for money's sake.
- John D. Rockefeller

A lot of people at Shearson ended up making a lot of
money because they had stock or stock options.
Their kids were able to go to college,
and it changed a lot of people's lives.
- Sanford I. Weill

The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and to write,
but he must by no means live and write for the purpose of making money.
- Karl Marx

I've always thought anyone can make money.
Making a life worth living, that's the real test.
- Robert Fulghum

Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art.
Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
- Andy Warhol


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