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Funny Making Decisions Quotes
Funny Quotes about Making Decisions

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In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to
remember seven generations in the past and
consider seven generations in the future
when making decisions that affect the people.
- Wilma Mankiller

When your values are clear to you, making decisions becomes easier.
- Roy E. Disney

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level.
- Peter Drucker

The truth is that many people set rules to keep from making decisions.
- Mike Krzyzewski


 

We all want more information available when making
health care decisions for ourselves and our families.
- Dan Lipinski

Of what does politics consist except the making of imperfect decisions,
many of them unjust and quite a few of them deadly?
- Lewis H. Lapham

You win by working hard, making tough decisions and building coalitions.
- John Engler


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When business executives are making the artistic decisions
and don't understand animation,
things can go awry.
- Don Bluth

Another thing: despite my youthful appearance,
I am quite capable of making decisions.
- Lara St.
John

There's no difference between one's killing and making
decisions that will send others to kill.
It's exactly the same thing, or even worse.
- Golda Meir

After years of making wrong decisions in my life,
in 1977 I found out that it was all right to be square,
simple, and sober.
- Martha Reeves

I'd like to see the health care professionals making decisions,
not some bureaucrat in Indianapolis working for an insurance company.
- Charles Schumer

Presidents do not go into war lightly.
It's a tremendous responsibility in making decisions,
and I know Bush must deeply believe this is the only course.
- Julie Nixon Eisenhower

When it comes to making decisions, I will come down
on the side of Nebraska every time.
If I have to choose between the White House and the farmhouse,
I choose the farmhouse.
- Ben Nelson

The only realistic view is that a human life arises gradually,
which is not much help in making personal decisions
or devising public policy.
- George C. Williams

We don't believe in planners and deciders making the
decisions on behalf of Americans.
- George W. Bush

The movie business is very much like that:
people in authority making purely emotional decisions
instead of interesting rational ones.
- Bill Forsyth

There may be some difficulties during a period of adjustment.
Specifically, picking up their life again and making
their own truly independent decisions.
- Rick Ross

It can't be stressed enough that in order to produce great graphics,
you have to have a good product and a good client capable of making decisions.
- Primo Angeli

I was making a lot of momentous personal decisions.
I was still very very young: when the prize was awarded,
I was 33; the work I had done when I was 21.
- Joshua Lederberg

President Bush has a track record of making the right
decisions when it comes to national security.
- Randy Neugebauer

It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous
way of making decisions than by putting those decisions
in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.
- Thomas Sowell

When you see how the President makes political or policy decisions,
you see who he is.
The essence of the Presidency is decision-making.
- Bob Woodward

What they're doing is, they're making the decisions for us.
That's what this country is coming down to.
They're going to make the decisions for us.
- Michael Schiavo

You elected government officials to make decisions
and it's about time they started making good ones.
- Bob Riley

I believe firmly that in making ethical decisions,
man has the prerogative of true freedom of choice.
- Corliss Lamont

If the courts are making the decisions,
it matters who the judge is and, of course,
people are concerned with what is the bottom line.
- John Harrison

Medical professionals, not insurance company bureaucrats,
should be making health care decisions.
- Barbara Boxer

It doesn't matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes.
What matters most is getting off.
You cannot make progress without making decisions.
- Jim Rohn

You always worry about films when you hear about them
making decisions after announcements are made.
- Simon Pegg

An expert is someone who has succeeded in making decisions
and judgements simpler through knowing what to pay
attention to and what to ignore.
- Edward de Bono

My primary lesson, however, was that I'm a solo writer,
happiest when I'm making all the executive decisions.
I've always been willing to rise or fall on my own merits.
- Sue Grafton

Management manages by making decisions and by seeing
that those decisions are implemented.
- Harold S. Geneen

When you get to that level, it's not a matter of talent anymore -
because all the players are so talented -
it's about preparation,
about playing smart and making good decisions.
- Hakeem Olajuwon

Most discussions of decision making assume that only
senior executives make decisions or that only senior
executives' decisions matter.
This is a dangerous mistake.
- Peter Drucker

Football's in my blood - and eventually I want to be
the one making decisions.
- Stuart Pearce

I enjoy making the decisions.
- Stuart Pearce

The fact of the matter is right now politicians and
insurance companies are making decisions.
We're saying we want doctors to be making decisions.
And I think that will lead to a higher-quality,
lower-cost system over time.
- Peter Orszag

I don't have a particular recommendation other than
that we base decisions on as much hard data as possible.
We need to carefully look at all the options and all
their ramifications in making our decisions.
- Dorothy Denning

We are doing everything we can to protect the food supply.
And I can tell you that we're making decisions based
upon sound science and good public policy,
given the circumstances that we are now in.
- Ann Veneman

But when others suggested that the poor should not
simply be the objects of these programs but also the subjects -
that they should be actively involved in shaping the programs,
making decisions about how to spend the money etc.
- some of the previous supporters reconsidered.
- Barney Frank

We must have systems of checks and balances to make
sure that those people who are making critical decisions
for our country are held accountable,
and nowhere is that more important than in the area of national security.
- Chris Van Hollen

High office teaches decision making,
not substance.
It consumes intellectual capital; it does not create it.
Most high officials leave office with the perceptions
and insights with which they entered;
they learn how to make decisions but not what decisions to make.
- Henry A. Kissinger

We have the duty of formulating, of summarizing,
and of communicating our conclusions,
in intelligible form, in recognition of the right of
other free minds to utilize them in making their own decisions.
- Ronald Fisher

I like being in control of making all the major decisions
pertaining to my projects.
That's something that you don't get to do in a group.
Everything has to be voted on - every minor decision.
- Bobby Brown

There are a lot of things going on with my life right
now that don't just have to do with career.
So I have a hard time making decisions about work.
That's really a luxury problem.
- Philip Seymour Hoffman

My goal was to do the best job I could in governing the state of Wisconsin,
in some cases making very tough decisions to have to
bring our spending in line with the resources we had at the state level.
- Scott McCallum

But Eddie does not make all the decisions.
Eddie can listen to reason; Eddie can be swayed or
talked in or out of certain things.
Eddie allows other people to lead in this band and
to have certain roles that are very fundamental to
the decision-making process.
- Stone Gossard

In the beginning, when I first found out I had a disease that was incurable,
emotionally I had to get used to the idea of being
sick before I could think about making any other major decisions in my life.
- Karen Duffy

I started making some proper decisions,
getting things in order.
It's kind of like cleaning up your house.
I was looking for direction for what God wanted me to do -
and that's when I got a call about The Passion.
- Scott Stapp

I think everyone who makes movies should be forced to do television.
Because you have to finish.
You have to get it done, and there are a lot of decisions
made just for the sake of making decisions.
You do something because it's efficient and because
it gets the story told and it connects to the audience.
- Joss Whedon

Billy not only had a distinguished career in the Legislature,
but he also has great business instincts and has done
exceedingly well making investment decisions in both
stocks and private ventures such as real estate.
- Christie Hefner

If you stop and think about our history,
one of the reasons we had an American century and there
is an American dream was because at key points in our
history we made very bold decisions about making sure
that there was very broad,
universal access to quality education.
- Ken Mehlman

I'm against big bureaucracy in Washington making health care decisions.
I just have an aversion to bureaucrats.
But it's not just government bureaucrats.
I don't like HMO bureaucrats and insurance company bureaucrats either.
- Gary Bauer

There are two things that are more difficult
than making an after-dinner speech:
climbing a wall which is leaning toward you
and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
- Winston Churchill

This is my ultimate fantasy:
watching QVC with a credit card
while making love and eating at the same time.
- Yasmine Bleeth

I will far rather see the race of man extinct
than that we should become less than beasts
by making the noblest of God's creation,
woman, the object of our lust.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Most of what we call management consists of
making it difficult for people to get their work done.
- Peter F. Drucker

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon

Life is really simple,
but we insist on making it complicated.
- Confucius

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light,
but by making the darkness conscious.
- Carl Jung

The art of acceptance is the art of making someone
who has just done you a small favor
wish that he might have done you a greater one.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you fear making anyone mad,
then you ultimately probe for
the lowest common denominator of human achievement.
- Jimmy Carter

The secret of making dreams come true
can be summarized in four C's.
They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy;
and the greatest of these is Confidence.
- Walt Disney

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things
no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving
America a new sense of purpose.
- Andy Rooney

The world you see has nothing to do with reality.
It is of your own making and does not exist.
- A Course In Miracles

What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions.
- Arnold H. Glasow

I sometimes talk about the making of a poem within the poem.
- Howard Nemerov

Color in certain places has the great value of making
the outlines and structural planes seem more energetic.
- Antonio Gaudi

It's a never ending battle of making your cars better
and also trying to be better yourself.
- Dale Earnhardt


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