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Funny Madness Quotes
Funny Quotes about Madness

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May your life always be Counterpoint to the Clamor of the World.
May you delight in Dancing Lightly With Life.
May you soar on eagle wings, high above the madness of the world.
May you always sing Melody in the Symphony of Your Life.
May you taste, smell, and touch your dreams of a beautiful tomorrow.
May your sun always shine, and your sky be forever blue.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

About half my designs are controlled fantasy,
15 percent are total madness and the rest are bread-and-butter designs.
- Manolo Blahnik

I soar on eagle wings,
high above the madness of the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius
and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring.
- Marilyn Monroe

May you soar on eagle wings, high above the madness of the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When love is not madness, it is not love.
- Pedro Calderon de la Barca


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Money is our madness, our vast collective madness.
- David Herbert Lawrence

Anger is a short madness.
- Horace

It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf.
- Thomas Fuller

Be above the Madness of the World.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Help us to recognize your voice, help us not to be
allured by the madness of the world,
so that we may never fall away from you,
O Lord Jesus Christ.
- Albrecht Durer

So reports of my madness, as they say,
were greatly exaggerated.
Not that I give a bugger either way.
- David Icke

We work n the dark - we do what we can -
we give what we have.
Our doubt is our passion and our passion is our task.
The rest is the madness of art.
- Henry James

Eighty-six percent of the gun death of children under
the age of 14 internationally is right here in the
United States of America.
It is madness.
- Nita Lowey

You call it madness, but I call it love.
- Don Byas

But mathematics is the sister, as well as the servant,
of the arts and is touched by the same madness and genius.
- Marston Morse

A lot of people thought this dream must be madness,
but we are not crazy.
- Gloria Trevi

There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The great proof of madness is the disproportion of
one's designs to one's means.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not
the sublimity of the intelligence.
- Edgar Allan Poe

But my doubt would not be overcome.
Kierkegaard had declared that it was only to the consciousness
of sin that Christianity was not horror or madness.
For me it was sometimes both.
- Georg Brandes

Party-spirit at best is but the madness of many for the gain of a few.
- Alexander Pope

I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies,
but not the madness of people.
- Isaac Newton

The fact that New York continues in the face of all of the chaos,
of the crime, of the madness, you just think that it
would just pop and vanish,
just explode.
- Spalding Gray

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
- Ambrose Bierce

There is a kind of euphoria of grief,
a degree of madness.
- Nigella Lawson

The genius which runs to madness is no longer genius.
- Otto Weininger

Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would
amount to another form of madness.
- Blaise Pascal

Warren Spector is amazing, and his team is as good as any in the business.
Shame to see all the revenues from their game entangled
with all the madness of the Dallas office.
- Mike Wilson

Sanity is a madness put to good use.
- George Santayana

True, we love life, not because we are used to living,
but because we are used to loving.
There is always some madness in love,
but there is also always some reason in madness.
- Petrarch

Madness is tonic and invigorating.
It makes the sane more sane.
The only ones who are unable to profit by it are the insane.
- Henry Miller

Nothing is so wretched or foolish as to anticipate misfortunes.
What madness is it to be expecting evil before it comes.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Can a moment of madness make up for an age of consent?
- Basil Bunting

What is madness but nobility of soul at odds with circumstance.
- Theodore Roethke

Madness is the absolute break with the work of art;
it forms the constitutive moment of abolition,
which dissolves in time the truth of the work of art.
- Michel Foucault

Only those things are beautiful which are inspired
by madness and written by reason.
- Andre Gide

There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
- Aristotle

Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable.
- Voltaire

To put meaning in one's life may end in madness,
But life without meaning is the torture Of restlessness
and vague desire-It is a boat longing for the sea and yet afraid.
- Edgar Lee Masters

I read The Old Curiosity Shop before I began Blackwood Farm.
I was amazed at the utter madness in that book.
- Anne Rice

I'm beginning to think that you should only be allowed to serve two terms,
before madness sets in.
- Chris Lowe

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.
- Aristotle

We derive our vitality from our store of madness.
- Emile M. Cioran

Government is either organized benevolence or organized madness;
its peculiar magnitude permits no shading.
- John Updike

I think we all have madness in us, it's just that I've
realized mine and found a way to let it out.
- John Glover

Pain is real when you get other people to believe in it.
If no one believes in it but you, your pain is madness or hysteria.
- Naomi Wolf

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness.
- Allen Ginsberg

Anger is a momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.
- G. M. Trevelyan

In a completely sane world, madness is the only freedom!
- J. G. Ballard

The first draught serveth for health,
the second for pleasure, the third for shame,
and the fourth for madness.
- Anacharsis

I'll give up this sort of touring madness certainly,
but music-everything is based on music.
No, I'll never stop my music.
- George Harrison

It seems to me madness to wake up in the morning and
do something other than paint,
considering that one may not wake up the following morning.
- Frank Auerbach

Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab.
We're all trying to experiment to find a way to live,
to solve problems, to fend off madness and chaos.
- David Cronenberg

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.
- Christopher Morley

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant.
All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.
- Christopher Morley

It is madness to make fortune the mistress of events,
because by herself she is nothing and is ruled by prudence.
- John Dryden

Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness,
like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.
- Ted Morgan

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.
- Aristotle

You're only given a little spark of madness.
You mustn't lose it.
- Robin Williams

Great wits are sure to madness near allied,
and thin partitions do their bounds divide.
- John Dryden

Everybody's youth is a dream, a form of chemical madness.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
- John Russell

So long as man is protected by madness -
he functions -
and flourishes.
- Emile M. Cioran

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
- Jonathan Swift

The most beautiful things are those that madness prompts and reason writes.
- Andre Gide

Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all,
to see life as it is and not as it should be.
- Miguel de Cervantes

But what is liberty without wisdom, and without virtue?
It is the greatest of all possible evils;
for it is folly,
vice, and madness, without tuition or restraint.
- Edmund Burke

The extreme limit of wisdom, that's what the public calls madness.
- Jean Cocteau

Television is actually closer to reality than anything in books.
The madness of TV is the madness of human life.
- Camille Paglia


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