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Funny Luck Quotes
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It was the nation and the race dwelling all round the globe
that had the lion's heart.
I had the luck to be called upon to give the roar.
- Winston Churchill

I am a great believer in luck
and I find that the harder
I work the more I have of it.
- Thomas Jefferson

Shallow men believe in luck.
Strong men believe in cause and effect.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity.
- Seneca


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The only good luck many great men ever had was
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock

I find that the harder I work,
the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson

Not getting what you want
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Dalai Lama


 

Luck marches with those who give their very best.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Good night, and good luck.
- Edward R. Murrow

Remember that not getting what you want
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Nothing goes by luck in composition.
It allows of no tricks.
The best you can write will be the best you are.
- Henry David Thoreau

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Friends love misery, in fact.
Sometimes, especially if we are too lucky
or too successful or too pretty,
our misery is the only thing that endears us to our friends.
- Erica Jong

A best friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous

For those men who, sooner or later, are lucky enough
to break away from the pack, the most intoxicating moment
comes when they cease being bodies in other men's command
and find that they control their own time,
when they learn their own voice and authority.
- Theodore H. White

I have a very pessimistic view of life.
You should know this about me if we're gonna go out.
You know, I - I feel that life is -
is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
Those are the two categories, you know.
The - the horrible would be like, um,
I don't know, terminal cases, you know,
and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life.
It's amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone else.
That's - that's - so - so - when you go through life -
you should be thankful that you're miserable
because you're very lucky to be miserable.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2

I feel the need to express something,
but I don't know what it is I want to express.
- the movie Interiors

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ...
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Today is probably a good day for something;
but it's a better day for doing nothing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Creationists make it sound as though a "theory'
is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- Isaac Asimov

A New Year's resolution is something that
goes in one Year and out the other.
- Anonymous

Do something wonderful, people may imitate it.
- Albert Schweitzer

If a man smiles all the time,
he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
- George Carlin

Normal is not something to aspire to,
it's something to get away from.
- Jodie Foster

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

Guilt for being rich,
and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough
and you have to go and get shot or something.
- John Lennon

Ending a sentence with a preposition is
something up with which I will not put.
- Winston Churchill

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
- Mo Udall

Well excuse me - we've got something
a little unusual going on here -
time travel, parallel universes,
or just a little common ordinary insanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In soloing - as in other activities -
it is far easier to start something
than it is to finish it.
- Amelia Earhart

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something;
in the absence of good grounds for belief,
he will be satisfied with bad ones.
- Bertrand Russell

If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money
they don't have for something they don't need.
- Will Rogers

Praying is important when you wake up
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Some years ago I became president of Columbia University
and learned within 24 hours to be ready
to speak at the drop of a hat,
and I learned something more, the trustees were expected
to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth -
look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity,
and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus
could be intended for enjoyment.
- Soren Kierkegaard

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford

Sometimes I wonder if we shall ever grow up
in our politics and say definite things which mean something,
or whether we shall always go on using generalities
to which everyone can subscribe, and which mean very little.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Our faith gives us knowledge of something better.
- E. F. Schumacher

Move out of your comfort zone. You can only
grow if you are willing to feel awkward and
uncomfortable when you try something new.
- Brian Tracy

Fear of something is at the root of hate for others,
and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.
- George Washington Carver

Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves.
But deep down below the surface of the average conscience
a still, small voice says to us, something is out of tune.
- Carl Jung

Anything I can not transform
into something marvelous, I let go.
- Anais Nin

When one has nothing to lose, one becomes courageous.
We are timid only when
there is something we can still cling to.
- Carlos Castaneda

Don't live down to expectations.
Go out there and do something remarkable.
- Wendy Wasserstein

Happiness is not something ready made.
It comes from your own actions.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of,
he always declares that it's his duty.
- George Bernard Shaw

Our desires always disappoint us;
for though we meet with something that gives us satisfaction,
yet it never thoroughly answers our expectation.
- Elbert Hubbard

You can't do anything about the length of your life,
but you can do something about its width and depth.
- Evan Esar

The moment we want to believe something,
we suddenly see all the arguments for it,
and become blind to the arguments against it.
- George Bernard Shaw

We disrespect ourselves and our free-will
whenever we say that we NEED to do something.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Shrinking away from death
is something unhealthy and abnormal -
which robs the second half of life of its purpose.
- Carl Jung

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared
believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance.
- Bruce Barton

Abundance is not something we acquire.
It is something we tune into.
- Wayne Dyer

Destiny is not a matter of chance,
It is a matter of choice.
It is not something to be waited for,
But rather something to be achieved.
- William Jennings Bryan

There is joy in work.
There is no happiness except in the realization
that we have accomplished something.
- Henry Ford

For everything you have missed,
you have gained something else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I get bored very easily, ...
I have a voracious appetite and I do not feel alive
if I'm repeating something I'm good at.
So I'm always looking for new challenges.
- Jewel

As soon as man does not take his existence for granted,
but beholds it as something
unfathomably mysterious, thought begins.
- Albert Schweitzer

When a person doesn't have gratitude,
something is missing in his or her humanity.
A person can almost be defined by
his or her attitude toward gratitude.
- Elie Wiesel

To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys
on a minor planet of a very average star.
But we can understand the Universe.
That makes us something very special.
- Stephen Hawking

In times of great stress or adversity,
it's always best to keep busy,
to plow your anger and your energy
into something positive.
- Lee Iacocca

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't
come as a result of getting something we don't have,
but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
- Frederick Koenig

Today, try something you have never tried before.
Perhaps just a food that is new to you -
perhaps a whole new way of living.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you want something to be different than it is,
you might as well teach a cat to bark.
Wanting something to be different than it is, is hopeless.
- Byron Katie

It is one thing to say that something should be done,
but quite a different matter to do it.
- Aesop

We have to stop and be humble enough to understand
that there is something called mystery.
- Paulo Coelho

Worrying is like a rocking chair,
it gives you something to do,
but it gets you nowhere.
- Glenn Turner


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