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Life is always lived in the eye-of-the-storm
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A life lived of choice is a life of conscious action.
A life lived of chance is a life of unconscious creation.
- Neale Donald Walsch PHOTO

Life is a succession of lessons
which must be lived to be understood.
- Helen Keller PHOTO

Life is lived in the living.
Set aside convention, caution,
and arbitrary "rules" about how
life is supposed to be lived.
Choose! Explore! Adventure!
Live life to the fullest.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Beauty is a short-lived tyranny.
- Socrates

A life lived in fear is a life half lived.
- Anonymous

Life is soft and smooth when lived gently.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Life must be lived as play.
- Plato

Life was meant to be lived,
and curiosity must be kept alive.
One must never, for whatever reason,
turn his back on life.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is lived in the waiting.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Who made the rule that life has to be so serious?
One would think that "life is serious" had been engraved
upon stone tablets to judge from how most lives are lived.
Get a life, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat - dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl

A life lived Boldly and Joyfully is a Heroic Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is not the easy or convenient life
for which I search,
but life lived to the edge
of all that I may be.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
- The Buddha

You will find as you look back upon your life that
the moments when you have truly lived are the moments
when you have done things in the spirit of love.
- Henry Drummond

Life is lived in the mists -
little is fully visible, less is certain.
Yet rejoice in the unknowing,
and let all of life be a wonderful adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I shall not die of a cold.
I shall die of having lived.
- Willa Cather

The highest and most beautiful things in life
are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but,
if one will, are to be lived.
- Soren Kierkegaard

The personal life deeply lived
always expands into truths beyond itself.
- Anais Nin

Life can only be understood backwards;
but it must be lived forwards.
- Soren Kierkegaard

To leave the world a bit better ...
to know that one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
- Albert Einstein

I grew up in a household where everybody lived at the top of his lungs.
- Frank Langella

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died.
Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
- George S. Patton

These are not dark days: these are great days -
the greatest days our country has ever lived.
- Winston Churchill

Since it is not granted to us to live long,
let us transmit to posterity some memorial that we have at least lived.
- E. Joseph Cossman

There's a beauty to wisdom and experience that cannot be faked.
It's impossible to be mature without having lived.
- Amy Grant

Life is lived between the lines.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can,
only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Life is an exciting business,
and most exciting when it is lived for others.
- Helen Keller

Life cannot be lived fully or joyfully if
our thoughts are focused on regretting the past,
preoccupied with anticipating the future,
or lost in the mind-fog of unconscious habitual behavior.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that life is most joyfully lived boldly -
with courage and intent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

NO ONE has been granted the authority to tell me
how my life should be lived.
I answer only to myself and to Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

For every person who has ever lived there has come,
at last, a spring he will never see.
Glory then in the springs that are yours.
- Pam Brown

True wisdom cannot be learned in a lifetime,
but can be revealed in a moment,
for it has always lived within each and every one of us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To know even one life has
breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We would like to live as we once lived,
but history will not permit it.
- John F. Kennedy

The secret of merging with Spirit
and recognizing the oneness of the whole Universe
cannot be learned in a lifetime, but can be revealed in a moment,
for it has always lived within each and every one of us.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I know my country has not perfected itself.
At times, we've struggled to keep the promise of liberty
and equality for all of our people.
We've made our share of mistakes, and there are times
when our actions around the world have not lived up to our best intentions.
- Barack Obama

I gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience
in which I must stop and look fear in the face.
I say to myself, I've lived through this
and can take the next thing that comes along.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately,
to front only the essential facts of life,
and see if I could not learn what it had to teach,
and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
- Henry David Thoreau

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience
in which you really stop to look fear in the face.
You are able to say to yourself, "I lived through this horror.
I can take the next thing that comes along."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

We emphasize that we believe in change because we were born of it,
we have lived by it, we prospered and grew great by it.
So the status quo has never been our god,
and we ask no one else to bow down before it.
- Carl T. Rowan

For many years, I have lived uncomfortably with the
belief that most planning and architectural design
suffers for lack of real and basic purpose.
The ultimate purpose, it seems to me,
must be the improvement of mankind.
- James Rouse

First of all, you can make the argument that there's
no such thing as the past.
Nobody lived in the past.
- David McCullough

Smell is a potent wizard that transports you
across thousands of miles
and all the years you have lived.
- Helen Keller

But he who dies in despair has lived his whole life in vain.
- Theodor Adorno

During my first month in Italy I lived a nomadic life.
- Hugh Dalton

I have lived most of my life with the conviction that I don't dream,
because I never could retrieve a dream.
- Theodore Sturgeon

Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today.
- John Dryden

Our family has lived in Iran for 2,500 years,
and Iranian Jewry has the long history in that land.
- Moshe Katsav

When I lived in Hong Kong, I felt that Hong Kong is my family.
- Jet Li

We are talking now of summer evenings in Knoxville,
Tennessee, in the time that I lived there so successfully
disguised to myself as a child.
- James Agee

I'm not a film star, I am an actress.
Being a film star is such a false life,
lived for fake values and for publicity.
- Vivien Leigh

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times.
- Friedrich Schiller

My father didn't tell me how to live;
he lived,
and let me watch him do it.
- Clarence Budington Kelland

He's not the finest character that ever lived.
But he's a human being, and a terrible thing is happening to him.
So attention must be paid.
- Arthur Miller

A man has to have goals - for a day,
for a lifetime -
and that was mine,
to have people say, 'There goes Ted Williams,
the greatest hitter who ever lived.'
- Ted Williams

Lenin lived, Lenin lives, Lenin will live.
- Kim Il-sung

Alison Krauss is definitely my favorite singer that's ever lived.
I've never heard anyone like her.
- Brad Paisley

I'm glad I haven't lived in vain.
- Saul Bellow

I don't know what my calling is, but I want to be here for a bigger reason.
I strive to be like the greatest people who have ever lived.
- Will Smith

It is so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun,
to have lived light in the spring, to have loved,
to have thought, to have done.
- Matthew Arnold

I lived in an attached house.
My father used to drive into the wrong driveway all the time.
He'd say, Damn it, how do you tell one of these houses from another?
- Paul Simon

The sole substitute for an experience which we have
not ourselves lived through is art and literature.
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn

I was a girl from Massapequa, New York.
I grew up in Massapequa.
I lived in a basement with one window.
- Jessica Hahn

I lived in Georgetown in the late '70s about four houses down from the steps.
- William Peter Blatty

The eruption of lived pleasure is such that in losing myself I find myself;
forgetting that I exist,
I realize myself.
- Raoul Vaneigem


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