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A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill

I don't think my wife likes me very much,
when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
- Frank Carson

Everybody likes a compliment.
- Abraham Lincoln

Your friend is the man who knows all about you,
and still likes you.
- Elbert Hubbard


 

The friend is the man who knows all about you,
and still likes you.
- Elbert Hubbard

Society is one vast conspiracy for carving one into
the kind of statue likes,
and then placing it in the most convenient niche it has.
- Randolph Bourne

Everybody likes Brazil and we want the Brazilians to come out.
- Alan Hansen


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Sometimes Congress likes to milk an issue.
- Steve Largent

The goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already.
- Charles Spurgeon

I got a wife who likes expensive things,
so she takes all the cash.
- James Brown

With Sean Penn, he wants to be surprised.
He doesn't necessarily want what he's written,
although we'll do what he's written.
He likes the danger of acting.
- David Morse

I wouldn't play together with someone who likes to
control everything like me.
- Lenny Kravitz

I never get tired of smiling.
I'm just the kind of guy who likes to smile.
- Jason Ritter

Not everyone likes watching rushes, but it makes me work harder,
and I don't feel I am watching myself,
but watching the progression of the character.
- Jacqueline Bisset

It is important that the United States remain a two-party system.
I'm a fellow who likes small parties and the Republican
Party can't be too small to suit me.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

There are two freedoms - the false, where a man is
free to do what he likes;
the true,
where he is free to do what he ought.
- Charles Kingsley

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.'
Honey,
if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.
- Julia Roberts

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
- Arthur Miller

Everybody likes the underdog, because everybody feels like the underdog.
No matter how successful you are, you always think,
No one's being nice enough to me!
- Kate Beckinsale

Not everyone likes sports.
Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.
- Jay Mohr

I will be the focal point for however long I decide to play.
Half of me likes that idea and half of me doesn't,
but once the adrenaline kicks in, I'll probably really enjoy it.
- Martin Gore

Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty
you should lay it on with a trowel.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Bad faith likes discourse on friendship and loyalty.
- Mason Cooley

Nobody likes to hear it, because it's dull,
but the reason you win or lose is darn near always the same -
pitching.
- Earl Weaver

Every girl likes to be thought of and made to feel special.
- Kiana Tom

The artist likes to seem totally responsible for his work.
Often he begins to explain it, to make it appear as
if it were a reasonable process.
- Arthur Erickson

I always thought that one of the reasons why a painter
likes especially to have other painters look at his
or her work is the shared experience of having pushed paint around.
- Chuck Close

Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

I think film likes me better than the theatre does for some reason.
- Miranda Otto

All of us love applause, and so we should -
it means that the listener likes us!
- Emanuel Ax

If the public likes you, you're good.
- Mickey Spillane

I'm a guy who likes to watch something cool,
creepy and suspenseful and there is no show to watch
as an adult that would scare me at for even four seconds.
- Todd McFarlane

While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage,
the real truth is that in the presence of his large financial contributors,
he is a moral coward.
- Al Gore

Not everybody likes or understands a drum solo,
so I like to bring in effects and sounds to keep their interest.
- John Bonham

I'm just glad I got to work with the likes of Spielberg.
- Jason Biggs

No one likes change but babies in diapers.
- Barbara Johnson

There seems to be some perverse human characteristic
that likes to make easy things difficult.
- Warren Buffett

Walking your talk is a great way to motivate yourself.
No one likes to live a lie.
Be honest with yourself, and you will find the motivation
to do what you advise others to do.
- Vince Poscente

America is exceptional: but because it yields the likes of Obama,
not the likes of Bush.
- Eric Liu

Well, everyone likes movies when they're a little kid.
- Anthony Hopkins

You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this.
- Franco Nero

I have come East to find what the public likes.
- Sessue Hayakawa

Trent likes to record guitars direct,
whereas I've always preferred playing through an amplifier.
- Daisy Berkowitz

There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody
likes to be an exception to the rule.
- Charles Osgood

I'd read things, like people criticizing me.
But no one likes to read stuff about that,
and probably the main thing that was getting to me was me mum's illness.
- Jack Osbourne

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.
- John Goodman

I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I
ain't never gonna do it any different.
I don't care who likes it and who don't.
- Buck Owens

Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly,
better than wise people for their wisdom.
- Elizabeth Gaskell

Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself;
and the wife smiles,
and lets it go at that.
It's our only joke.
Every woman knows that.
- J. M. Barrie

What do I like in a girl? I like a girl that likes me,
a girl that knows how to smile and see the bright side of things.
A girl that makes me a better person.
- James Lafferty

Show me an orchestra that likes its conductor and I'll
show you a lousy conductor.
- Goddard Lieberson

Most artists I run into aren't that thrilled with what they do anyway.
They are glad to have different versions out there
to see which one the audience likes the best.
- Wayne Coyne

I don't like losing a ballgame any more than a salesman likes losing a sale.
- Early Wynn

I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him.
A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky.
- Lynda Barry

The firmest friendship is based on an identity of likes and dislikes.
- Sallust

The human heart likes a little disorder in its geometry.
- Louis de Bernieres

Mr Tony Hopkins says he's willing to do it if he likes the script.
- Dino De Laurentiis

Everybody likes a roller coaster ride.
- Pete Waterman

I'm a small and normal girl, and stories like mine no one likes to tell.
Fortunately so, because I wouldn't like to play myself.
- Victoria Abril

I'm an actress who likes a strong, communicative director.
- Kristin Davis

There's only one thing worse than a man who doesn't
have strong likes and dislikes,
and that's a man who has strong likes and dislikes
without the courage to voice them.
- Tony Randall

The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.
- Rita Mae Brown

No man likes to have his intelligence or good faith questioned,
especially if he has doubts about it himself.
- Henry B. Adams

The fact that Eddie Vedder likes to play 3 hour plus shows a night,
I have to be ready for that.
- Matt Cameron

My 10 year old son likes it.
He's trying to play guitar and everything.
He likes that kind of music.
- Merle Haggard

I know I'm 25 now, but there's still that little lad
inside me who likes his dad there to see him.
- Jamie Redknapp

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes
is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional.
- Hugo Black

I'm one of those strange beasts who really likes a corset.
- Cate Blanchett

The audience likes their emotions to be touched.
They want to laugh and cry and feel good.
- Magic Johnson

Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady.
I don't care what they say, they like it.
- Richard M. Nixon

In order for American Pie to have worked,
you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie,
the audience still likes.
- Jason Biggs


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