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Funny Lighter Quotes
Funny Quotes about Lighter

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Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that life's burdens are lighter when you laugh at yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No ashes are lighter than those of incense,
and few things burn out sooner.
- Walter Savage Landor

I seldom play in a trio, but acoustic music is likely to be lighter,
quicker, and quieter.
- Bill Bruford


 

There are lighter colors of granite and I like to break the rules.
- Douglas Wilson

First of all, returning from motherhood,
I was looking for something lighter,
and I wasn't as much attracted to Kate as I was to
the relationship between the two people.
- Tea Leoni

My academic schedule is lighter this year because it's an Olympic year.
- Sasha Cohen


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We ought, therefore, to lessen the price of food to our manufacturers,
and place them more on a level with the manufacturers who have cheaper food,
and also much lighter taxation.
- Joseph Hume

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

One of the things that we can say with confidence is
that we will have much lighter,
much stronger materials, and this will reduce the cost of air flight,
and the cost of rockets.
- Ralph Merkle

I am now a turtle.
Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice
it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier.
All houses are gone.
- Bobby Darin

Yeah, Hitman I suppose is most of the time a lighter read than Preacher;
it was always going to be.
- Garth Ennis

Below us the Thames grew lighter, and all around below were the shadows -
the dark shadows of buildings and bridges that formed
the base of this dreadful masterpiece.
- Ernie Pyle

My hair got lighter, and I gradually went blonde.
I liked it.
Had more fun.
But my image of myself in my head is this dark-haired person.
- Lisa Kudrow

There is no lighter burden, nor more agreeable,
than a pen.
- Petrarch

Animation scripts tend to be much more descriptive
and are lighter on dialogue.
- Douglas Wood

Buddy Holly and the early rock 'n' roll was no lighter than the way I play.
It's very minimal.
- Joni Mitchell

Playing roles that are intense and damaged has always
come more easily to me than doing comedies or lighter stuff -
that would be taking a huge risk for me.
- Sarah Polley

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back.
- Phillips Brooks

Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker series also shows the potential
of lighter fantastic fiction.
I read the first, and listened to a tape of a later one,
and it's fun.
- Piers Anthony

In the plays - that's where I go crazy.
But my prose has a much lighter touch;
it's not trying to thrill with language,
just to be more truthful.
I'm not concerned with the accuracy of anything.
We don't get to the truth of anything with facts.
- Denis Johnson

I knew exactly what I was, and there was no hang-up with me.
None whatsoever.
The fact that the pigment of my skin maybe being lighter
brown than other people of my race,
maybe some of them, but you know our race has all colors.
- Billy Eckstine

I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious,
almost humorless actor and the fact is,
I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying
to find a lighter side of things,
and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that.
- Campbell Scott

The former measured six feet and an inch in his stockings,
and, without a single pound of cumbrous flesh about him,
weighed a hundred and eighty.
The latter was an inch shorter than his rival,
and ten pounds lighter; but he was much the most active of the two.
- Augustus Baldwin Longstreet

Being Southern and being the guy I've been all my life,
I've lived more on the lighter side of life.
I have a dark side, but that's not where I come from.
A lot of artists like to come from that.
- Josh Holloway

Modern science, then, so far from being an enemy of romance,
is seen on every hand to be its sympathetic and resourceful friend,
its swift and irresistible helper in its serious need,
and an indulgent minister to its lighter fancies.
- Richard Le Gallienne

Richard was in heavy, heavy costume,
he could hardly sit,
you know, and I turned up and they put me in two layers of silk,
so I played him much lighter - you know,
floating around in a pair of slippers,
a bit of a hippy.
- Michael Gambon

The flowery style is not unsuitable to public speeches or addresses,
which amount only to compliment.
The lighter beauties are in their place when there
is nothing more solid to say;
but the flowery style ought to be banished from a pleading,
a sermon, or a didactic work.
- Voltaire

Lighter computers and lighter sensors would let you
have more function in a given weight,
which is very important if you are launching things into space,
and you have to pay by the pound to put things there.
- Ralph Merkle

Used as kites, these rigid stable aeroplanes are superior
to the very best cellular kites I can make;
they are lighter,
pull harder per square foot, attain a greater angle of elevation,
and have fewer parts.
- Lawrence Hargrave

We were playing a small club in San Diego and the power
had gone out in the building.
Eddie had a lighter and kept us lit backstage.
We became very good friends and spent a lot of time
together including hearing Eddie sing in some of the
bands he was in at the time.
- Jack Irons

I can't stand a naked light bulb.
- the movie A Streetcar Named Desire

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

The believer's ray of light is the cynic's sunburn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The light at the end of the tunnel
may be an oncoming train.
- Anonymous

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.
- Marianne Williamson

Faith is the bird that feels the light
and sings when the dawn is still dark.
- Rabindranath Tagore

It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
- Chinese proverb often quoted by Eleanor Roosevelt

As we work to create light for others,
we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Grant That I May Radiate Thy Light, Thy Love,
Thy Healing, Thy Joy, and Thy Peace,
to All Those Around Me
and All Those in My Thoughts
This Day and Ever More.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Darkness cannot drive out darkness;
only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate;
only love can do that.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light,
but by making the darkness conscious.
- Carl Jung

The unknown is like the darkness of a cave -
it can be illuminated by the brief light
of one adventurer's small candle.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is a game.
Keep it light and playful.
Tease life, taunt life,
never attack life head-on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If we would guide by the light of reason
we must let our minds be bold.
- Louis D. Brandeis

Trust in the Light.
Darkness is not a force -
it is merely the absence of light.
Observe that when a light is brought to a dark place,
the darkness disappears.
Sadness is similar -
when joy is brought to suffering,
the sadness disappears.
Open yourself to the Light!
Hold back nothing,
Trust in the Light.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day.
May songbirds serenade you every step along the way.
May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
- Irish Blessing

I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free
and there was nothing to break the light of the sun.
I was born where there were no enclosures.
- Geronimo

Each one prays to God according to his own light.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Our opportunity is to Soar our Spirit.
To see Light and Joy in everything.
To spread our wings and fly boldly.
To give thanks for rainbows and butterflies -
our symbols of renewal and rebirth.
To offer daily Thanksgiving - for ourselves, our family,
our friends, our community, for the whole world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As far as we can discern,
the sole purpose of human existence
is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being.
- Carl Jung

So powerful is the light of unity
that it can illuminate the whole earth.
- Baha'u'llah

The real us is pure love, pure light
- don Miguel Ruiz

Affirmation:
I shine my light of happiness into the darkness of negativity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

On long haul flights I always drink loads and loads
of water and eat light and healthy food.
- Lisa Snowdon

Come forth into the light of things,
let nature be your teacher.
- William Wordsworth

My father wasn't really involved and my mom is the light in my life.
- Marion Jones

I am a Mirror for Love and Light,
but never for Anger or Fear.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent,
of forms assembled in the light.
- Le Corbusier

What is to give light must endure the burning.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Feeling important makes one heavy, clumsy and vain.
To be a warrior one needs to be light and fluid.
- Carlos Castaneda

As we let our light shine,
we unconsciously give other people
permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
our presence actually liberates others.
- Marianne Williamson

Fear grows in darkness;
if you think there's a bogeyman around,
turn on the light.
- Dorothy Thompson

Everything is made of light
- don Miguel Ruiz

Light in Nature creates the movement of colors.
- Robert Delaunay

Sadness is nothing more than the absence of joy
in the same way that darkness
is nothing more than the absence of light.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Faith is the strength by which a shattered world
shall emerge into the light.
- Helen Keller

I rest in the light of forgiveness.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
- Rabindranath Tagore

I shine my light of happiness
into the darkness of negativity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Kindness is the light that dissolves
all walls between souls, families, and nations.
- Paramahansa Yogananda


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