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Funny Levels Quotes
Funny Quotes about Levels

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Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing
diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as
well as increasing levels of exercise.
- Linford Christie

God is a metaphor for that which transcends
all levels of intellectual thought.
It's as simple as that.
- Joseph Campbell

In Count Julian I simply proposed to create a text
which would allow for diverse levels of reading.
- Juan Goytisolo

Americans are making coffee a bigger part of their lives,
expanding attitudes and behaviors that are driving
new levels of consumption.
- Robert Nelson


 

I started studying shyness in adults in 1972.
Shyness operates at so many different levels.
Out of that research came the Stanford shyness clinic in 1977.
- Philip Zimbardo

Just like music, sports elevates us to new levels of achievment.
- Randy Castillo

Men now monopolize the upper levels...
depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
- Laurence J. Peter


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There are two levels of vampirism: one is the regular vampire,
which is just like it has always been;
and then there's the super vampires,
which are a new breed we've created.
- Guillermo del Toro

Education levels the playing field, allowing everyone to compete.
- Joyce A. Myers

A snowball is simple, direct and familiar to most of us.
I use this simplicity as a container for feelings and
ideas that function on many levels.
- Andy Goldsworthy

Public office is supposed to be a public trust.
This is a clear sign of the rampant corruption at the
highest levels of the Republican leadership.
- Bob Etheridge

I have to be cautious, have my thyroid levels checked,
and as long as I do that, I'm fine.
- Gail Devers

I don't know anyone at the highest levels who approved Abu Ghraib.
If President Barack Obama for a moment thought that
somebody at a high level had approved it,
he would go after them.
- Peter King

As a result, ways out of the crisis are being intensively
searched for at all levels -
ways,
which, however, aim at maintaining the whites' control over the country.
- Joe Slovo

In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your
shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which
watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week?
- Ron Livingston

With no more than six levels of misquotation,
any statement can be made to say whatever you wish.
- John McCarthy

I was heartened to hear the President say that as we
make progress on the ground,
and Iraqi forces increasingly take the lead,
we should be able to further decrease our troop levels.
- Howard Coble

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh,
Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh,
and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
- Jerry Seinfeld

It's actually pretty complex, because there's two levels
of reality in the narrative.
One is what really took place, and the other is Spider's
poisoned version of what took place.
- Gabriel Byrne

The contents of the massive banks behind these successive
revetments makes it quite clear that the material was
derived from the incorporation of earlier occupation levels.
- Kathleen Kenyon

A trait which differentiated New York from European
cities was the incredible freedom and ease in which life,
including sexual life, could be carried on,
on many levels.
- Jerzy Kosinski

Although technical discussions are interesting to composers,
I suspect that the truly magical and spiritual powers
of music arise from deeper levels of our psyche.
- George Crumb

We simply have to become more competitive as a state
if we're going to be successful in creating jobs,
bringing capital investment and raising income levels here in South Carolina.
- Mark Sanford

We're not all nice, and there are a lot of levels of ambition and niceness.
- Heather Donahue

The Cox Report documents a systematic,
well-planned effort by the Chinese military at the
highest levels to target and acquire technology for military modernization.
- Charles Foster Bass

But the federal government, our collective government,
has responsibilities that none of these other levels
of government can fulfill;
and chief among these is national defense.
- Don Nickles

I love involving actors at all levels -
and they have to know that I want to hear their contributions,
with dialogue, with story suggestions,
with script changes, whatever.
- Lasse Hallstrom

Honestly, Flav is not much of a video game player these days.
BUT, I used to spend hours on Time Crisis.
I beat all levels, man.
- Flavor Flav

My ministry's always been one of social activism.
I think a responsible minister must be at some levels
involved in the social order.
- Al Sharpton

Too many of Disney animators, and a lot try to emulate Disney,
are trying to hit what they call quality levels.
They're boring mannerisms.
- Ralph Bakshi

With participation in politics so low at the moment
I think Christians should ensure their views are represented
at all levels and not leave it to others.
- Iain Duncan Smith

When I found out I got this job, I cried,
of course - I'm a girly-girl - and then I called my dad,
and he cried, too.
On so many levels, this is a thrill for me.
- Lisa Guerrero

Our government needs to adopt a pro-market agenda that
doesn't pick winners and losers,
but it invites competition and it levels the playing field for everyone.
- Sarah Palin

Life is lived on levels and arrived at in stages.
- Edwin Louis Cole

People are approaching electronic levels in music;
although not all of it happens to tickle my fancy.
- Gerry Mulligan

Children from a given family background,
when put in schools of different social compositions,
will achieve at quite different levels.
- James S. Coleman

I believe we should appeal to people at the higher levels.
- Burt Lancaster

When we learn new behaviors and break through to higher
levels of consciousness and love,
we can fulfill the deeper spiritual hunger within.
- Judith Wright

The infinite vibratory levels, the dimensions of interconnectedness are without end.
There is nothing independent.
All beings and things are residents in your awareness.
- Alex Grey

But the real growth I must say in terms of the public
sector for the Labor Department is really at state and local levels.
That's where the real opportunities are today.
- Alexis Herman

I Never Liked You.
I think that's my best book.
I think it works the best as a story,
and I like the drawing.
It works on both levels, for me at least.
- Chester Brown

I think multiple levels of undo would be wonderful,
too.
- Bill Joy

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities
to attain new levels of experience.
Someone with the courage to live his dreams.
- Les Brown

Americans in all places and levels of government have
begun to consider the areas where we need to prepare
ourselves from future threats,
including the latest weapon: bio-terror.
- Paul Gillmor

Terrorism is a big danger to Pakistan's independence.
We will fight this danger for the sake of independence
of Pakistan and will defeat it at all levels.
- Shaukat Aziz

And I suggested to change very simple way to Olympic Games,
in one competition, two different levels.
Separate from, until sixteen, and after sixteen years old.
- Olga Korbut

This was a mutual relationship, mutual on all levels,
right from the way it started and all the way through.
I don't accept that he had to completely desecrate my character.
- Monica Lewinsky

Any one who wants to live in peace and freedom will be to live by toil,
demonstration of high levels of discipline and tolerance for one another.
- Yahya Jammeh

Each of us has come to share the same point of view,
that a global e-marketplace is absolutely essential
if we are to drive new levels of efficiency for the industry.
- Phil Condit

Crime, family dissolution, welfare, and low levels
of social organization are fundamentally a consequence
of the disappearance of work.
- William J. Wilson

I didn't go to university.
Didn't even finish A-levels.
But I have sympathy for those who did.
- Terry Prachett

I really want to have actors contribute their own ideas,
with phrasings and ideas on all levels.
- Lasse Hallstrom

If you improve a teacher's self-esteem,
confidence, communication skills or stress levels,
you improve that teacher's overall effectiveness across the curriculum.
- Elaine MacDonald

Poetry should be able to reach everybody,
and it should be able to appeal to all levels of understanding.
- Peter Davison

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels,
simply by pouring out love.
Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy.
- Sai Baba

Steroids can seem necessary to compete at the highest levels,
and the quick rewards can outweigh the long term consequences to the user's health.
- Howard Berman

It's difficult to have any animosity towards someone
if you recognize that on so many levels they're exactly the same as you.
- Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Managers, regardless of salary, should not be allowed
to earn or use comp time.
They are expected to work as many hours as needed to get the job done -
especially at these salary levels.
- Jodi Rell

I look at each episode in two ways -
from a design standpoint and from an entertainment standpoint -
this is TV,
after all.
We usually succeed on at least one of the levels.
- Douglas Wilson

In a perfect world, you would be able to hold onto everyone.
But It's not realistic.
The changes with NYPD have been progressive and have
taken the show to new levels.
- Dennis Franz

A Christian high school is just like any other high
school in the sense of the politics and all of these
levels of who's cool and what to wear.
- Jena Malone

In any case, decisions on troop levels in the American
system of government are not made by any general or
set of generals but by the civilian leadership of the war effort.
- Bill Kristol

Global warming has melted the polar ice caps,
raised the levels of the oceans and flooded the earth's great cities.
Despite its evident prosperity, New Jersey is scarcely Utopia.
- Godfried Danneels

Today nearly every combat brigade located within the
United States would report that they are not ready for duty.
They are at the lowest levels of readiness.
- Ike Skelton

It's not the case that carbon dioxide drives temperatures.
When you leave Ice Ages, it's the other way around:
The temperatures go up first,
and then carbon dioxide levels go up.
- Piers Corbyn

And people do enjoy the plays at completely different levels.
And, likewise, they enjoy the authorship question...
at completely different levels.
- Mark Rylance

Leaders at the highest levels of our government are
undertaking a deliberate and systematic effort to redefine our government,
our economy and our country.
- Marco Rubio

We're going to have a tax cut.
Today's American family is overtaxed at all levels.
- Dick Armey

It's life isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit.
And you plow on and someone passes you.
Then someone passes them.
Time levels.
- Katharine Hepburn

Rotary provides training at all levels so that those
who have been selected for leadership positions have
the opportunity to learn and apply leadership principles to their jobs.
- Ron D. Burton

Skyrocketing insurance premiums are debilitating our
Nation's health care delivery system and liability
insurers are either leaving the market or raising rates to excessive levels.
- Jim Ryun


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