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Funny Leadership Quotes
Funny Quotes about Leadership

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Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Being a leader is like being a lady,
if you have to go around telling people you are one, you aren't.
- Margaret Thatcher

When we step on the battlefield, I will be
The First Boots On and the Last Boots Off.
- LtG. Hal Moore PHOTO

Great leadership is not the visit of an unexpected fate
but rather a flame which is kept burning
in spite of the winds of risk and opposition.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


 

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions.
- Bo Bennett

Management is doing things right;
leadership is doing the right things.
- Peter F. Drucker

Effective leadership is putting first things first.
Effective management is discipline, carrying it out.
- Stephen Covey


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The high destiny of the individual is to serve rather than to rule.
- Albert Einstein

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality.
- Warren G. Bennis

The man of genius inspires us with
a boundless confidence in our own powers.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't lead by hitting people over the head -
that's assault, not leadership.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The very exercise of leadership fosters capacity for it.
- Cyril Falls

Leadership cannot really be taught.
It can only be learned.
- Harold S. Geneen

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions.
- Harold S. Geneen

The expert in battle seeks his victory
from strategic advantage
and does not demand it from his men.
- Sun Tzu

I must follow the people.
Am I not their leader?
- Benjamin Disraeli

Doing is a quantum leap from imagining.
- Barbara Sher

When trouble arises and things look bad,
there is always one individual who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often, that individual is crazy.
- Dave Barry

If you want a quality, act as if you already had it.
- William James

When the best leader's work is done the people say,
"We did it ourselves."
- Lao Tzu

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
- Steve Jobs

Luck is a dividend of sweat.
The more you sweat, the luckier you get.
- Ray Kroc

The cautious seldom err.
- Confucius

It is better to lead from behind
and to put others in front,
especially when you celebrate victory
when nice things occur.
You take the front line when there is danger.
Then people will appreciate your leadership.
- Nelson Mandela

Affirmation without discipline is the beginning of delusion.
- Jim Rohn

The employer generally gets the employees he deserves.
- J. Paul Getty

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?
- Donald Trump

A man always has two reasons for doing anything:
a good reason and the real reason.
- J. P. Morgan

Clarity affords focus.
- Thomas Leonard

If you have ideas, you have the main asset you need,
and there isn't any limit to what you can do with your business and your life.
Ideas are any man's greatest asset.
- Harvey S. Firestone

Whatever ought to be, can be.
- James Rouse

You have no power at all if you do not exercise constant power.
- Major Owens

The wicked leader is he who the people despise.
The good leader is he who the people revere.
The great leader is he who the people say, "We did it ourselves."
- Lao Tzu

Leaders grasp nettles.
- David Ogilvy

Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous

The task of the leader is to get his people from where
they are to where they have not been.
- Henry A. Kissinger

You're only as good as the people you hire.
- Ray Kroc

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with
the gift of your attention.
- Jim Rohn

Your most dangerous competitors are those that are most like you.
- Bruce Henderson

Get the best people and train them well.
- Scott McNealy

To succeed in business it is necessary to make others
see things as you see them.
- Aristotle Onassis

Good management is the art of making problems so interesting
and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants
to get to work and deal with them.
- Paul Hawken

Your success will shine as a light of hope
and inspire numbers you cannot total.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The man who promises everything, is sure to fulfill nothing,
and everyone who promises too much is in danger of
using evil means in order to carry out his promises,
and is already on the road to perdition.
- Carl Jung

A leader has the vision and conviction that a dream can be achieved.
He inspires the power and energy to get it done.
- Ralph Nader

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
- E. Joseph Cossman

You have to have your heart in the business and the business in your heart.
- An Wang

The signs of outstanding leadership
appear primarily among the followers.
Are the followers reaching their potential?
Are they learning? Serving?
Do they achieve the required results?
Do they change with grace? Manage conflict?
- Max De Pree

Motivation is the art of getting people to do
what you want them to do because they want to do it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level.
- Peter Drucker

The nicest thing about standards is that there are
so many of them to choose from.
- Ken Olsen

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade.
- Tom Peters

When your values are clear to you, making decisions becomes easier.
- Roy E. Disney

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.
- Max Lucado

The amount of good luck coming your way depends on your willingness to act.
- Barbara Sher

You manage things, you lead people.
- Grace Hopper

The secret of my success is a two word answer:
Know people.
- Harvey S. Firestone

Strong convictions precede great actions.
- James Freeman Clarke

The price of greatness is responsibility.
- Winston Churchill

Every silver lining has a cloud.
- Mary Kay Ash

It is better to displease the people
by doing what you know is right.
- William J. H. Boetcker

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others,
but far enough ahead to motivate them.
- John C. Maxwell

Leaders are those who empower others.
- Bill Gates

I cannot trust a man to control others
who cannot control himself.
- Robert E. Lee

Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea.
It's the person who gets out of the shower,
dries off and does something about it who makes a difference.
- Nolan Bushnell

Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you.
Never excuse yourself.
- Henry Ward Beecher

The buck stops here.
- Harry S. Truman

Who hears me, who understands me, becomes mine,
a possession for all time.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers,
who can cut through argument, debate, and doubt
to offer a solution everybody can understand.
- Colin Powell

Never hold discussions with the monkey
when the organ grinder is in the room.
- Winston Churchill

Think little goals and expect little achievements.
Think big goals and win big success.
- David Joseph Schwartz


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