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Funny Laughter Quotes
Funny Quotes about Laughter

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Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

The human race has one really effective weapon,
and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain

Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
- Victor Hugo

One can never speak enough of the virtues,
the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
- Francoise Sagan


 

Laughter gives us distance.
It allows us to step back from an event,
deal with it and then move on.
- Bob Newhart

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
- e. e. cummings

This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous


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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
- Mark Twain

Tears and laughter cleanse the heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Through humor, you can soften some
of the worst blows that life delivers.
And once you find laughter,
no matter how painful your situation might be,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

Whoever undertakes to set himself up
as a judge of Truth and Knowledge
is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
- Albert Einstein

You can turn painful situations around through laughter.
If you can find humor in anything, even poverty,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

Laughter is the best medicine.
- Anonymous

It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time.
Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have
the power to choose either.
- Wayne Dyer

A sense of humor... is needed armor.
Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips
is a sign that the person down deep
has a pretty good grasp of life.
- Hugh Sidey

Laughter is day, and sobriety is night;
a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both,
more bewitching than either.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship,
and it is far the best ending for one.
- Oscar Wilde

May love and laughter light your days,
and warm your heart and home.
May good and faithful friends be yours,
wherever you may roam.
May peace and plenty bless your world
with joy that long endures.
May all life's passing seasons
bring the best to you and yours.
- Irish Blessing

Laugh at yourself and at life.
Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity,
but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain,
cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective
that seemingly terrible defeat and worry
with laughter at your predicaments,
thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution
that is certain to come. Never take yourself too seriously.
- Og Mandino

May God grant you always...
A sunbeam to warm you,
a moonbeam to charm you,
a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you.
Laughter to you.
Faithful friends near you.
And whenever you pray,
Heaven to hear you.
- Irish Blessing

Believe in the goodness of life.
Believe in the power of time to heal and to renew.
Believe in the power of forgiveness and gratitude.
Believe in the gift of rainbows and butterflies.
Believe in the laughter of children.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

While the laughter of joy is in
full harmony with our deeper life,
the laughter of amusement
should be kept apart from it.
The danger is too great of thus learning
to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery,
and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.
- Lewis Carroll

Now, a recent study from cardiologists at the University of Maryland,
has shown that laughter may have a beneficial effect on the heart.
- Allen Klein

Amour is the one human activity of any importance in
which laughter and pleasure preponderate,
if ever so slightly, over misery and pain.
- Aldous Huxley

My professional life in Hollywood has been filled with joy and laughter.
- Carroll O'Connor

It is still not clear from this study how laughter
can directly help the heart but other studies have
shown that laughter is beneficial for every system in the body.
- Allen Klein

We will miss George for his sense of love,
his sense of music and his sense of laughter.
- Ringo Starr

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart.
It is not contempt; its essence is love.
It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles,
which lie far deeper.
- Thomas Carlyle

Laughter relieves us of superfluous energy,
which, if it remained unused, might become negative,
that is, poison.
Laughter is the antidote.
- George Gurdjieff

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down,
I was convulsed with laughter.
Someday I intend reading it.
- Groucho Marx

Laughter drives shouting away.
- Indra Devi

Frequent and loud laughter is the characteristic of folly and ill manners.
- Lord Chesterfield

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion.
I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
- Kurt Vonnegut

Remember me with smiles and laughter,
for that is how I will remember you all.
If you can only remember me with tears,
then don't remember me at all.
- Laura Ingalls Wilder

I took a lot of time off after Mobsters and although
I did something I had never done before,
which was to direct a play, The Laughter Epidemic,
it felt like a vacation.
- Christian Slater

If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished
from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
He has a heart capable of mirth, and naturally disposed to it.
- Joseph Addison

Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
- Karl Barth

There is nothing worth the wear of winning,
but laughter and the love of friends.
- James Boswell

I try to bring the audience's own drama -
tears and laughter they know about -
to them.
- Judy Garland

Laughter can bring a new perspective.
- Christopher Durang

In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal,
and so ill-bred, as audible laughter.
- Lord Chesterfield

Our laughter is always the laughter of a group.
- Henri Bergson

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.
- Malcolm De Chazal

I think laughter may be a form of courage.
As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh,
and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.
- Linda Ellerbee

Laughter is the mind's intonation.
There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins.
- Edmond de Goncourt

All you need in the world is love and laughter.
That's all anybody needs.
To have love in one hand and laughter in the other.
- August Wilson

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.
- Norman Cousins

So the brother in black offers to these United States
the source of courage that endures,
and laughter.
- Zora Neale Hurston

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together,
and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
- Hermione Gingold

He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.
- Rafael Sabatini

The only cure for vanity is laughter,
and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.
- Henri Bergson

There is little success where there is little laughter.
- Andrew Carnegie

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.
- Gail Parent

One should take good care not to grow too wise for
so great a pleasure of life as laughter.
- Joseph Addison

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
- Mort Walker

Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature.
- Agnes Repplier

We look before and after, And pine for what is not;
Our sincerest laughter With some pain is fraught;
Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

Our shows are packed with laughter and light-hearted
songs to lift the listener from their everyday life.
We encourage the audience to participate in any way.
- Jason Mraz

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting,
and there is no jovial companionship equal to that
where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
- Washington Irving

A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into
a room is indeed blessed.
- Bennett Cerf

Laughter is inner jogging.
- Norman Cousins

Comedy is defiance.
It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety.
And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
- Will Durst

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make
itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.
- Alice Meynell

But whoever gives birth to useless children,
what would you say of him except that he has bred sorrows for himself,
and furnishes laughter for his enemies.
- Sophocles

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy,
except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard.
- Margaret Sackville

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth,
and wherever truth, love and laughter abide,
I am there in spirit.
- Bill Hicks

I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter,
but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry.
- Cat Stevens

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
- Yakov Smirnoff

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that
we can all live happily ever laughter.
- Yakov Smirnoff

The house of laughter makes a house of woe.
- Edward Young

Our revenge will be the laughter of our children.
- Bobby Sands


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