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Funny Knowing Quotes
Funny Quotes about Knowing

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Knowing your own darkness is the best method
for dealing with the darknesses of other people.
- Carl Jung

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
- Albert Einstein

For centuries, theologians have been explaining
the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- H. L. Mencken

Play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Be prepared for life -
to live happily and without regret,
knowing that you have done your best.
- the Boy Scout Handbook

There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
- the character Morpheus in the movie The Matrix

The most important single ingredient in the formula
of success is knowing how to get along with people.
- Theodore Roosevelt


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True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
- Socrates

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing
what a great person you might have been.
- Robert H. Schuller

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes.
Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- Scott Adams

There is so much we can never know.
Breathe deeply and relax into the not-knowing.
There is much that we do not have to know
in order to live joyfully.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment,
all you have is all you need.
- Sarah Ban Breathnach

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
- Socrates

We seek peace, knowing that peace is the climate of freedom.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled.
The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over
and let the beautiful stuff out.
- Ray Bradbury

Uncertainty that comes from knowledge
(knowing what you don't know)
is different from uncertainty coming from ignorance.
- Isaac Asimov

Many men go fishing all of their lives
without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
- Henry David Thoreau

Knowing is not enough; we must apply.
Willing is not enough; we must do.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You are to have implicit confidence in your own ability,
knowing that it is the nature of thought
to externalize itself in your health and affairs,
knowing that you are the thinker.
- Ernest Holmes

Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact
degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.
- Stephen Leacock

Knowledge is knowing that we cannot know.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've always supported myself.
I like the sense of knowing exactly where I stand financially,
but there is a side of me that longs for a knight in shining armor.
- Barbara Feldon

To know the whole world is nothing
when it is compared to knowing your own inner mystery of life.
- Osho

It is only in adventure that some people
succeed in knowing themselves -
in finding themselves.
- Andre Gide

The true delight is in the finding out,
rather than in the knowing.
- Isaac Asimov

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
- William James

Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing,
the rest is mere sheep-herding.
- Ezra Pound

Knowing others is intelligence;
knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength;
mastering yourself is true power.
- Lao Tzu

Today, I will do my best...
and then relax in the knowing
that I have done all I could.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People disparage knowing and the intellectual life,
and urge doing.
I am content with knowing, if only I could know.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience.
Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.
- Hal Borland

Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
- David Starr Jordan

Wisdom is knowing what to do next.
- David Starr Jordan

The only thing that makes life possible
is permanent, intolerable uncertainty;
not knowing what comes next.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

Smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is only when we truly know and understand
that we have a limited time on earth
and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up
that we will begin to live each day to the fullest,
as if it were the only one we had.
- Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion,
who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement,
who can tolerate not knowing...
not healing, not curing...
that is a friend who cares.
- Henri Nouwen

I Dance with a Light Heart.
I play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort
of feeling safe with a person;
having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words,
but to pour them all out, just as they are,
chaff and grain together,
knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them,
keep what is worth keeping, and then,
with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.
- George Eliot

What is success? I think it is a mixture of having
a flair for the thing that you are doing;
knowing that it is not enough,
that you have got to have hard work and a certain sense of purpose.
- Margaret Thatcher

Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks
for everything that happens to you,
knowing that every step forward is a step toward
achieving something bigger and better than your current situation.
- Brian Tracy

I decided that it was not wisdom that
enabled poets to write their poetry,
but a kind of instinct or inspiration,
such as you find in seers and prophets
who deliver all their sublime messages
without knowing in the least what they mean.
- Socrates

There's a confidence that comes from youth and not knowing better.
But there comes a point, as an actor,
when you do know better, and that is when the fear starts.
- Kiefer Sutherland

There's no excuse for the young people not knowing
who the heroes and heroines are or were.
- Nina Simone

Look around the inhabited world; how few know their own good,
or knowing it, pursue.
- John Dryden

Winners take time to relish their work,
knowing that scaling the mountain is what makes the
view from the top so exhilarating.
- Denis Waitley

Doing what's right isn't the problem.
It is knowing what's right.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

It's not so much the amount of tax we pay -
it's the sense that our pocket's being picked without
our knowing what's going on.
- Andrew J. Bacevich

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door.
- Emily Dickinson

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do,
but few people actually do what they know.
Knowing is not enough!
You must take action.
- Tony Robbins

The characteristic of scientific progress is our knowing that we did not know.
- Gaston Bachelard

Knowing is not understanding.
There is a great difference between knowing and understanding:
you can know a lot about something and not really understand it.
- Charles Kettering

If nature were not beautiful, it would not be worth knowing,
and if nature were not worth knowing,
life would not be worth living.
- Henri Poincare

I'm stronger knowing that while Donna Rice could be sold,
she could not be bought.
- Donna Rice

It's about somebody initially knowing more about it
than you do but eventually you learn a lot about it
yourself and practise the skills and techniques that you've been taught.
- Lynn Davies

I actually then went on to direct an after-school special
where one of the characters was deaf.
They hired me without even knowing I had any connection to the community.
- Richard Masur

A woman, especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything,
should conceal it as well as she can.
- Jane Austen

Be as a bird perched on a frail branch that she feels bending beneath her,
still she sings away all the same, knowing she has wings.
- Victor Hugo

It would be a poor thing to be an atom in a universe without physicists,
and physicists are made of atoms.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
- George Wald

The tragedy of life and of the world is not that men do not know God;
the tragedy is that,
knowing Him, they still insist on going their own way.
- William Barclay

One of the difficulties of not knowing for so long
whether we were doing a fifth season or not was that
we weren't really allowed to go out shopping for work.
- Claudia Black

Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.
- Henry Van Dyke

For myself, losing is not coming second.
It's getting out of the water knowing you could have done better.
For myself, I have won every race I've been in.
- Ian Thorpe

What could be better than walking down any street in
any city and knowing you're the heavyweight champion of the world?
- Rocky Marciano

The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope.
- Walter Benjamin

People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a
lot of four-letter words.
- Tim Conway

Most of us don't spend any time knowing ourselves.
We just keep reacting.
- Jewel Kilcher

Knowing how people will use something is essential.
- Donald Norman

Knowing what I know of love, I hang back because I
don't like to lie to myself.
- Anne Parillaud

If I was coming into the business today,
I wouldn't be in it.
Knowing what I know, absolutely not.
- Jason Patric


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