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Funny Jumping Quotes
Funny Quotes about Jumping

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Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building
your wings on the way down.
- Ray Bradbury

As we watch TV or films, there are no organic transitions,
only edits.
The idea of A becoming B, rather than A jumping to B,
has become foreign.
- Esa-Pekka Salonen

Venture capitalists are like lemmings jumping on the software bandwagon.
- Adam Osborne


 

Normal kids in their teens want to go and date girls
and do mischievous things,
your hormones are jumping around, but I stayed in my
bedroom in search of something.
- Grandmaster Flash

Trying to take money out of politics is like trying
to take jumping out of basketball.
- Bill Bradley

I think it turned the whole sport around.
It got everybody's attention.
People who were watching TV live were jumping up and
down in their living rooms.
- Cale Yarborough


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Handball, swimming, running, jumping,
basketball, and boxing were as much a part of me as breathing.
- Gene Tunney

I was in the forest jumping around daffodils while
everyone was high on heroin.
- Rufus Wainwright

We had a very energetic floor manager and he was always
jumping around all over the place.
The director would send down messages like,
Can you tell that actor to calm down?
- Sarah Sutton

Nate Robinson has a lot of jumping ability,
but I don't see Josh losing.
- Dominique Wilkins

As long as Pete and Joe are there, it's gonna be jumping.
- Jay McShann

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars.
I don't need a TV audience.
Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.
- Mark Roberts

We did some jumping at the start of the show.
We went out without telling anyone -
and the studio liked to kill us.
They were threatened with cancellation of their production insurance.
- Ken Curtis

If I'm out trailriding, I have a favorite motorcycle.
Riding on the road, I've got a favorite.
If I'm jumping, I have a favorite, and if I'm racing,
I have a favorite.
- Evel Knievel

I didn't do the marching down the streets,
jumping in front of the lines and holding hands...
that wasn't me.
- Solomon Burke

We journalists tell the public which way the cat is jumping.
The public will take care of the cat.
- Arthur Hays Sulzberger

It's hard enough doing something bold without jumping into your bad reviews.
- Kenny Loggins

I love to go bungee jumping, jump out of planes,
ride motorbikes, do kickboxing.
I love all that stuff.
- Catherine Bell

We all ended up jumping up and down,
hugging each other when Ali won;cause Ali is the greatest.
- Jim Capaldi

You've seen how they make movies like Star Wars and stuff.
They're never really there.
They're in front of a green screen just pretending to be jumping around.
- Rider Strong

I like leaping around on stage as long as it's done with class.
None of this jumping up in the air and doing the splits.
- Ritchie Blackmore

I think that sometimes kids use the show as a jumping
off point for talking about things with their parents.
- Luke Perry

I just love jumping into someone else's life.
It is a relatively cheap way to experience things you
would be too scared to contemplate in your own life.
- Dougray Scott

The Harley's got a little too much torque when it comes to jumping.
- Evel Knievel

We tell the public which way the cat is jumping.
The public will take care of the cat.
- Arthur Hays Sulzberger

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls
Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.
- Davy Jones

You get a show where people are jumping up and dancing,
but it's not a critical event in the sense of profound catharsis.
Essentially it's celebratory.
- Archie Shepp

You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get
bigger numbers than MSNBC.
- Bill O'Reilly

I don't like bungee jumping, but I do like skiing.
- Roger Moore

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said:
If we're going to charge $10 an hour,
we can't call it Jumping up and down.
- Rita Rudner

There is something about jumping a horse over a fence,
something that makes you feel good.
Perhaps it's the risk, the gamble.
In any event it's a thing I need.
- William Faulkner

We'd be working in our motel room through the night,
and I'd come up with an idea at two in the morning,
and he'd start jumping up and down, pacing across the room,
or whatever.
- Arthur Hiller

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes,
just by jumping on buses.
I put my arm in the door on the outside,
and the bus just drives away with me naked.
- Mark Roberts

The only exercise I excel at is jumping to conclusions.
- James Nathan Miller

I've tried everything other than jumping out of a plane,
but nothing gives you an adrenaline rush like racing a car.
- Nigel Mansell

And I agreed the feeling of action as he was flying or jumping or leaping -
a flowing cape would give it movement.
It really helped, and it was very easy to draw.
- Joe Shuster

I got attention by being funny at school,
pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
- Leonardo DiCaprio

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down.
They don't know I'm firing blanks.
- Emo Philips

I was a tomboy who liked to play rough just like my two older brothers.
That's probably why I liked the athletic part of skating -
especially the jumping!
- Nancy Kerrigan

By the second tour I had rice cakes and hummus with me,
and I was jumping rope in my room.
- Taylor Dayne

I don't know whether I'm, like, jumping the gun but
it's possible that in the future we may be able to
use the information that we can't receive at the moment.
- Sean Booth

Rabid fans were literally jumping into the camera.
- Penelope Spheeris

That was very close to getting killed.
Usually at pop festivals we have people jumping on stage.
- Alice Cooper

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.
- Jason Biggs

Number one is that it just scares people!
Your hair is standing up on your arms,
or at least that there's a few moments when you're jumping.
That's what makes it a good horror movie.
- Gina Philips

There's a lot of people over time who have brought
out all these funky records that everybody has started
jumping on like a catch phrase...
When Planet Rock came out, then you had all of the electro funk records.
- Afrika Bambaataa

On this day there was soon wind enough and to spare.
The same might have been said of the sea.
The Spray was in the midst of the turbulent Gulf Stream itself.
She was jumping like a porpoise over the uneasy waves.
- Joshua Slocum

I do have a small collection of traditional SF ideas
which I've never been able to sell.
I'm known as a fantasy writer and neither my agent
nor my editors want to risk my brand by jumping genre.
- Lynn Abbey

In terms of jumping into a character's skin,
I try to immerse myself in the role as much as possible
to bring me closer to them.
All I do is what's required to achieve what I want to achieve.
- Dougray Scott

Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it,
it will avoid you; it will never come.
But if you pay not attention to it and go about your business,
you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap.
- William Bennett

These were all middle-class kids from literary backgrounds,
joining this sort of train going by,
this pop train,
jumping on.
Whereas the rest of the rock scene, you'll find that
there's mostly working-class people.
- Kevin Ayers

I was jumping out of my skin.
It was horrible.
I was all over the place, because I'd never been in
front of a live audience.
That's a whole other element in the play,
the audience.
- Lorraine Bracco

The jump is so frightening
between where I am,
and where I want to be.
Because of all I may become,
I will close my eyes and leap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Life ... is like a parachute jump:
you have to get it right the first time.
- Margaret Mead

The fact is, that to do anything in the world worth doing,
we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger,
but jump in and scramble through as well as we can.
- Robert Cushing

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the
ground from beneath your feet.
- Stanislaw Lec

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic,
but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs,
you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death,
and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully,
or you're not alive.
- Mel Brooks

You've got to jump off cliffs and build your wings on the way down.
- Ray Bradbury

I am very grateful to God everyday that my eyes flutter
open and I can jump out of that bed!
- Jerry Reed

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front
of Princess Diana's funeral.
How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.
- Mark Roberts

I can still jump on the Tube.
I don't want that to change.
- Lisa Snowdon

Ideals jump across the hierarchies of the printed word.
- Dennis Potter

I have not taken a position on that nuclear option.
My view is I'm not going to do anything until I come to that bridge.
I'm not going to jump off the bridge until I come to it.
- Arlen Spector

I think we have to bottom out.
When the studios jump out of the ring,
perhaps the artist can get back in.
- Don Bluth

I don't quite jump for joy, but I am awfully glad to see him.
- Anne Bancroft

I did not just fall in love.
I made a parachute jump.
- Zora Neale Hurston

If no one wants to jump into a Kim Weston and drive it down the street.
That's fine with me I don't care.
I know my work is good and I know it's serious work.
- Kim Weston

We play a hip-hop song and suddenly 25 people on the
left jump up and put their hands in the air;
then you play Lost Cause and they're like,
I don't know about this one.
- Beck

Once I decide to do something, I can't have people telling me I can't.
If there's a roadblock, you jump over it,
walk around it, crawl under it.
- Kitty Kelley

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man,
but they don't bite everybody.
- Stanislaw Lec


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