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Funny Irish Quotes
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May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day.
May songbirds serenade you every step along the way.
May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
- Irish Blessing

We have always found the Irish a bit odd.
They refuse to be English.
- Winston Churchill

A son is a son till he takes him a wife,
a daughter is a daughter all of her life.
- Irish Traditional

Everywhere I look, I see the evidence of a creator.
But I don't see it as religion,
which has cut Irish people in two.
I don't see Jesus Christ as being
in any part of a religion.
Religion to me is almost like when God leaves -
and people devise a set of rules to fill the space.
- Bono


 

Everyone is wise, until he speaks.
- Irish proverb

May your right hand always be
stretched out in friendship, never in want.
- Irish Blessing

May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
- Irish Blessing


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Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy,
which sustained him through temporary periods of joy.
- William Butler Yeats

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
- Brendan Behan

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times,
women and Irish Whiskey.
The other ten percent I'll probably waste.
- Tug McGraw

We play our Irish songs a bit more loosely.
- Caroline Corr

But let's just say, I'm Irish.
I grew up in the 1950s.
Religion had a very tight iron fist.
- Liam Neeson

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.
- Sean Connery

It has to do with the fact that Ford,
for all his greatness, is an Irish egomaniac,
as anyone who knows him will say.
- Henry Fonda

Finally, Colin Farrell showed up on my doorstep,
only he wasn't Colin Farrell - he was just this Irish
kid who had read the script and wanted to do it.
- Robert Towne

You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous.
- Bonnie Tyler

The Irish Republican Army has kept every commitment made by its leadership.
- Gerry Adams

Being Irish is very much a part of who I am.
I take it everywhere with me.
- Colin Farrell

At Leeds I've tried to concentrate on my club form,
but you get caught up in all the World Cup fever once
you come back to Ireland and see all the Irish boys again.
- Robbie Keane

Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely
turn their backs on their historical dishes,
no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
- Nick Clooney

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry.
It certainly wasn't there before that.
- Van Morrison

May love and laughter light your days,
and warm your heart and home.
May good and faithful friends be yours,
wherever you may roam.
May peace and plenty bless your world
with joy that long endures.
May all life's passing seasons
bring the best to you and yours.
- Irish Blessing

My father's parents were Irish.
Only a year before my father died, he and I went back
to Ireland for a week to look at the old homestead.
- John Hawkes

Angel was the first Irish feature film.
Neil's first movie and my first movie.
- Stephen Rea

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan,
and me - I'm tan, I guess.
- Mariah Carey

I'm Irish.
I think about death all the time.
- Jack Nicholson

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty.
- J. P. Donleavy

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart.
- Maria Edgeworth

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to
tell the stories and another to dispute them.
Isn't that the Irish way?
- Lara Flynn Boyle

In old times people used to try and square the circle;
now they try and devise schemes for satisfying the Irish nation.
- Samuel Butler

The Irish Government can no longer stand by and see
innocent people injured and perhaps worse.
- Jack Lynch

There's something about the Irish that is remarkable.
- Fiona Shaw

I have the soul of a singer and do splendidly in the
shower but the world will never hear it.
Basically, I'm the only Irish person who can't carry a tune.
- Roma Downey

There are probably more annoying things than being
hectored about African development by a wealthy Irish
rock star in a cowboy hat,
but I can't think of one at the moment.
- Paul Theroux

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history.
- Fiona Shaw

I went further and further back through the centuries
to get a sense of perspective but now at least I understand
why Irish history evokes such strong passions and emotions.
- James D'arcy

May God grant you always...
A sunbeam to warm you,
a moonbeam to charm you,
a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you.
Laughter to you.
Faithful friends near you.
And whenever you pray,
Heaven to hear you.
- Irish Blessing

A lot of Irish people perform.
They perform in drawing rooms.
They sing songs and they play piano.
- Fiona Shaw

My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me.
Why should it?
- Carroll O'Connor

It is a most disgraceful shame the way in which Irishmen are brought up.
They are ashamed of their language, institutions,
and of everything Irish.
- Douglas Hyde

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics.
- Robert Vaughn

I think now, more than anytime I can remember,
bands are sounding pretty similar whether they're English or American,
from Manchester or London...
or Leeds or Welsh or Irish.
- Graham Coxon

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart.
- Colin Farrell

I have been interested in Irish traditional music for the past few years.
- Nobuo Uematsu

Sometimes the archaism of the language when it's spoken
is why we are all in love with the Irish today.
- Diane Wakoski

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for
the dirty polluted blood of all the world.
- Norman Mailer

I suffer from Irish-Catholic guilt.
Guilt is a good reality check.
It keeps that 'do what makes you happy' thing in check.
- Edward Burns

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys,
as we know.
- Sandra Bullock

People do think I'm Jewish.
But we're Irish Catholic.
My father had a brogue.
- Martin Short

Irish is the prominent nationality in the family,
but beyond that, I really don't know.
I see a lot of artistic or creative influence coming
through on my mother's side.
- William Wiley

May the road rise up to meet you,
may the wind be ever at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face
and the rain fall softly on your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.
- Irish Blessing

I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium.
If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
- Audrey Hepburn

I have good genes.
My father is Danish and my mother is Irish and Native American.
They both have good skin.
- Virginia Madsen

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl.
- Lara Flynn Boyle

My father was totally Irish, and so I went to Ireland once.
I found it to be very much like New York,
for it was a beautiful country, and both the women
and men were good-looking.
- James Cagney

The economy in Ireland has been rampaging ahead for the last 15 years.
Barring an international, political or natural catastrophe,
things can only get better for the Irish.
- Eddie Murphy

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting.
- John Millington Synge

The British Government and the Irish Government have
accepted very clearly the Mitchell Report.
- Dick Spring

The gun is not out of Irish politics.
- Ian Paisley

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns -
outside the door.
- Martin McGuinness

I wrote a script.
I actually enjoyed writing it more than acting.
It's about the Irish rebellion of 1920,
which is a fascinating period and place for me.
- Tom Berenger

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt.
- Edna O'Brien

Other people have a nationality.
The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
- Brendan Behan

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents:
become a priest or attend Notre Dame.
- Phil Donahue

I had that stubborn streak, the Irish in me I guess.
- Gregory Peck

Being Irish was a big thing for me, particularly growing up in Chicago.
- Lara Flynn Boyle

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness,
a joy.
- Fiona Shaw

I loved Jack Ford.
I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant
and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk.
But I had a great time.
- Richard Widmark

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well;
they want everyone to wish their enemies ill.
- Harold Nicolson

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London.
Most of that time I spent fighting.
- Pierce Brosnan

I was raised Irish Catholic, but I don't consider myself Irish Catholic:
I consider myself me,
an American.
- John Cusack


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