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Funny Interest Quotes
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I have a love interest in every one of my films:
a gun.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Make the most of your regrets;
never smother your sorrow,
but tend and cherish it till it comes to have
a separate and integral interest.
To regret deeply is to live afresh.
- Henry David Thoreau

If a man empties his purse into his head,
no man can take it away from him.
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
- Benjamin Franklin

It is hard to interest those who have everything,
in those who have nothing.
- Helen Keller


 

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher,
the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner,
but from their regard to their own interest.
- Adam Smith

Ordinary life does not interest me.
I seek only the high moments.
I am in accord with the surrealists,
searching for the marvelous.
- Anais Nin

The instant formal government is abolished,
society begins to act.
A general association takes place, and common interest
produces common security.
- Thomas Paine


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Child-rearing is my main interest now.
I'm a hands-on father.
- Sean Penn

Be open to the amazing changes which are occurring
in the field that interest you.
- Leigh Steinberg

They are patriotic in time of war because it is to their interest to be so,
but in time of peace they follow power and the dollar wherever they may lead.
- Henry A. Wallace

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
- George Washington

A man's interest in a single bluebird
is worth more than a complete but dry list
of the fauna and flora of a town.
- Henry David Thoreau

The rate of interest acts as a link between income-value and capital-value.
- Irving Fisher

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth.
It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and
civilized nations together.
- Daniel Webster

I never worry about diets.
The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
- Mae West

Friendship without self-interest
is one of the rare and beautiful things in life.
- James Francis Byrnes

It is art that makes life, makes interest,
makes importance and I know of no substitute whatever
for the force and beauty of its process.
- Max Eastman

We all have an interest in making sure teens grow up healthy and drug-free.
- John Walters

Concern for man and his fate must always form
the chief interest of all technical endeavors.
Never forget this in the midst of your diagrams and equations.
- Albert Einstein

I was losing interest in politics,
when the repeal of the Missouri Compromise aroused me again.
What I have done since then is pretty well known.
- Abraham Lincoln

It is difficult for the common good to prevail
against the intense concentration
of those who have a special interest,
especially if the decisions are made behind locked doors.
- Jimmy Carter

Our ordinary mind always tries to persuade us
that we are nothing but acorns
and that our greatest happiness will be
to become bigger, fatter, shinier acorns;
but that is of interest only to pigs.
Our faith gives us knowledge of something better:
that we can become oak trees.
- E. F. Schumacher

What I've enjoyed most, though, is meeting people who
have a real interest in food and sharing ideas with them.
Good food is a global thing and I find that there is
always something new and amazing to learn -
I love it!
- Jamie Oliver

As to Bell's talking telegraph, it only creates interest in scientific circles...
its commercial values will be limited.
- Elisha Gray

It is up to you to decide that this has lasted long enough,
that our boys are dying to serve no British interest
but for the interests of a small clique of utterly unscrupulous men.
- John Amery

That is why everyone in politics, and we do it,
must make sure that they do not depend on one single interest group.
A good compromise is one where everybody makes a contribution.
- Angela Merkel

Any change is resisted because bureaucrats have a vested
interest in the chaos in which they exist.
- Richard M. Nixon

The Chancellor also in effect asks us to bargain away
whatever obligation or interest we have as regards
the neutrality of Belgium.
We could not entertain that bargain either.
- Edward Grey

An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.
- Benjamin Franklin

I have no interest in Shakespeare and all that British nonsense...
I just wanted to get famous and all the rest is hogwash.
- Anthony Hopkins

It's the irrational things that interest me.
- Harrison Birtwistle

Empirical interest will be in the facts so far as they
are relevant to the solution of these problems.
- Talcott Parsons

Self-deception ultimately explains Japan's plight.
The Japanese have never accepted that change is in their interest -
and not merely a response to U.S.
criticism.
- Paul Samuelson

Each individual member of a co-operative society works
with that interest which is inseparable from the new position he enjoys.
Each has an interest in the other.
- Leland Stanford

Once I picked up an electric guitar,
I lost interest in piano,
and I just wanted to rock.
I studied piano for so long, I got burned out on it.
- Juliana Hatfield

Because of my Portuguese heritage, I have an interest
in all of the instrumentation that comes from Portugal and Brazil as well.
- Nelly Furtado

It is not easy to find something that will intrigue
and bind your interest and enthusiasm.
This you must seek for yourself.
- Walter Annenberg

A celebrity name is never enough for an intelligent mass market...
truly successful businesses are born of passion and heartfelt interest.
- Elle Macpherson

I liked discussion and debate and thought that these
skills fit well with law.
I also had an interest in justice - and later learned
that sometimes law and justice actually agree!
- Harold H. Greene

My own interest developed because I thought it was
a fascinating subject and something I wanted to pursue.
- Jack Kilby

I found my interest lapse in both acting and racing.
- Lillie Langtry

I had a great interest in sports.
I had three older brothers who were great athletes.
I was not.
- George J. Mitchell

I believe that interest in heroes is universal and eternal.
- Norman Spinrad

All men are liable to error; and most men are,
in many points, by passion or interest,
under temptation to it.
- John Locke

Yet our small business owners across the country are
unfairly losing potential interest income on a daily
basis until the Business Checking Freedom Act becomes law.
- Sue Kelly

Our real interest starts with our neighbors...
the future is about regional economies.
- Jean Charest

Why should you ask blood be spilled for a cause that
is not in the interest of the American people?
- Wally Herger

It was clear that the special interest groups in California
really wanted the Chinese to be shut out of the country,
because that was where the racial tension was the greatest.
- Iris Chang

I don't think of it at the moment, but the roles that
interest me are those of young people.
- Isabelle Adjani

Men are moved by two levers only: fear and self interest.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

I've always written, all my life, and when I was very
young I developed an interest in poetry.
- Jeffery Deaver

Climate change is also clearly a matter of huge interest
and concern for the scientific community.
- Peter Garrett

We have an interest in excellent relations because
we are neighbours as Europeans with Russia.
We are allies with the United States in the NATO framework.
- Joschka Fischer

The dog is almost human in its demand for living interest,
yet fatally less than human in its inability to foresee.
- Robert Falcon Scott

One must either take an interest in the human situation
or else parade before the void.
- Jean Rostand

I was fourteen when Kissinger made his secret trip to China,
and then there was subsequently Nixon's trip to China,
and I was very much seized with an interest in China.
- John Pomfret

This will surprise some of your readers,
but my primary interest is not with computer security.
I am primarily interested in writing software that works as intended.
- Wietse Venema

I did get a very fine education, and not just in science.
It took some pressure on the part of my elders to convince
me that I really should take an interest in humanities.
- Joshua Lederberg

Bill Gates finds people in Russia to hire them to Microsoft.
That's the Russian interest in this process.
- Anatoly Chubais

Pakistan has made no mention of ending our tests.
We have a missile program, and it is in the national
interest whatever we want to do.
- Ayub Khan

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
- Gelett Burgess

Deeply consider that it is your duty and interest to
read the Holy Scriptures.
- Adam Clarke

Wherefore for the public interest and benefit of human
society it is requisite that the highest obligations
possible should be laid upon the consciences of men.
- Isaac Barrow

Horror does not interest me, and so I know little of its practicioners,
old or current.
- William Peter Blatty

This idea of trying to repeat a success doesn't interest me.
It's only really done to make money.
- Agnetha Faltskog

Judaism has always been a strong interest of mine.
My two sons speak Hebrew and are familiar with the
scriptures and with rabbinic literature.
This is the way we live.
- Herman Wouk

This country needs to get a backbone and stand up for its economic interest.
- Byron Dorgan

For a deeper interest in the Moon than I ever felt before.
- Warren De la Rue

There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth.
- Chanakya

We must keep on trying to solve problems,
one by one, stage by stage, if not on the basis of
confidence and cooperation,
at least on that of mutual toleration and self-interest.
- Lester B. Pearson

It is in Saudi Arabia's best interest to allow women
to fully participate in its society,
and this includes the right to vote and run for office.
- Barbara Boxer


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